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Pube Shaving / Trimming (Blokes)

PJW · 2009-05-21 20:09:47

Out having a few beers with some friends of mine last night and one of the lads came out with this one "any of you guys shave your pubes?" after we wiped our faces/table from spitting drink all over the place we questioned, "why, do you?" Yep he said and after we camed down from the laughing, he went on to say the…

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#32 21-05-2009 9:48pm
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dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

I assure you, it was totally intentional.:D

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#33 21-05-2009 9:49pm
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dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

You still get nervous at the thought of pussy?

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#34 21-05-2009 9:51pm
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FatBeard wrote: »

I'm not a fan of any pubic hair at all...I dislike it on me as much as i dislike it on a woman so it's a very very tight trim with an electric trimmer around the pubic area and wet shave around the sack and neck

Edit: Oh and a good waxing around the chest...i'm a hairy fe**er

Pubes = a sign of sexual maturity

Disliking it means you're into a younger woman

The Gardaí have been notified, I suggest you get out while you can

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#35 21-05-2009 9:52pm
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[-0-] wrote: »

I think you're the first person to link a tie fighter with the pubic area. Nice.

Isn't that a TIE interceptor, not a TIE fighter?

NTM

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#36 21-05-2009 9:54pm
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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No problem there horse,scent that's the reason.

The hair holds in the scent of the gowler when she gets a bit of a batter up and likewise she likes the musky whiff of your sweat soaked pubes after some vigorous foreplay, when the chunker is nicely toned up for action.

Now both of you might not know it,but in the heat of battle as it were, that s what turns you on.

So shave all you like, nothing beats plunging your snout into a damp moist twitching gowler wreathed in a good mop of damp wiry bush.

That's the Flutts take on it anyway, no fookin plucked chickens wanted here:(

My jazus....some way wit words...:pac:

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#37 21-05-2009 9:56pm
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I go all rastafarian with mine.

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#38 21-05-2009 9:56pm
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phasers wrote: »

Pubes = a sign of sexual maturity

Disliking it means you're into a younger woman

The Gardaí have been notified, I suggest you get out while you can

haha, funny man.. just to clarify, i dislike "unkept" pubic hair on a woman.

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#39 21-05-2009 9:56pm
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how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

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#40 21-05-2009 10:00pm
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RHunce wrote: »

how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

Electric razor and a comb...nice and tight but no rash and no cuts.

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#41 21-05-2009 10:05pm
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Manic Moran wrote: »

Isn't that a TIE interceptor, not a TIE fighter?

NTM

The nick is the fighter, the avatar is the interceptor. Nicely spotted, I was waiting for someone to do that.

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#42 21-05-2009 10:19pm
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RHunce wrote: »

how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

And what a post it was

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#43 21-05-2009 10:27pm
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#44 21-05-2009 10:36pm
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Cuthroat razor...whilst blindfolded.

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#45 21-05-2009 10:37pm
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Aidric wrote: »

Nowt wrong with a clean shave down there. Everything is left looking clean and big. Pubes are ugly.

...said the swirly faced man to the Thai boy.

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#46 21-05-2009 10:39pm
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i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

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#47 21-05-2009 10:44pm
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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

You look a bit like chewbacca.

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#48 21-05-2009 10:45pm
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Poll added.
Cos god damn it this is important.

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#49 21-05-2009 10:47pm
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TheZohan wrote: »

You look a bit like chewbacca.

do i know you?

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#50 21-05-2009 10:52pm
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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

Yes but which bit?

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#51 21-05-2009 10:52pm
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Never,, I asked a girl her opinion on it during a geography trip last year (first time I'd ever met her.. yes I'm a charmer)
She told me not to because it "looks silly" and hurts like **** when it grows back

And I'm amazingly accident prone, I'd end up castrating myself or something (Though at least I could join the choir)

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#52 21-05-2009 10:56pm
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Wertz wrote: »

Yes but which bit?

tip to toe

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#53 21-05-2009 10:57pm
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Another word of warning, when trimming with a clippers be careful of the wrinkly skin of the scrotum....... It has a tendency to get caught in the mechanism.

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#54 21-05-2009 10:58pm
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I trim quite tight, most of mates will take the aul Mac-3 to it, but i dont have the balls:pac: to.
Its only right, id expect the lucky lady to have her bits in order so I should have mine.

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#55 21-05-2009 11:04pm
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body hair is fcuking repulsive on anyone , who the fcuk wants to look like a balding ape - shave it all off,

a girl with loads of hair down there gets the automatic cab home , its just vile.

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#56 21-05-2009 11:09pm
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Trimming is fine,,

But shaving is not, I dont like stubble rash on my fanny

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#57 21-05-2009 11:16pm
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Quality wrote: »

Trimming is fine,,

But shaving is not, I dont like stubble rash on my fanny

another poster that i thought was a bloke

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#58 21-05-2009 11:20pm
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admiralofthefleet wrote: »

another poster that i thought was a bloke

Cheek of you... :eek:

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#59 21-05-2009 11:26pm
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markok84 wrote: »

whatever you do, don't shave the hair in your crack..... you'll be walking around looking like someone shoved a nettle down your pants for a couple of weeks.

Why do I get the feeling that you're speaking from experience?:D

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#60 21-05-2009 11:34pm
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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No problem there horse,scent that's the reason.

The hair holds in the scent of the gowler when she gets a bit of a batter up and likewise she likes the musky whiff of your sweat soaked pubes after some vigorous foreplay, when the chunker is nicely toned up for action.

Now both of you might not know it,but in the heat of battle as it were, that s what turns you on.

So shave all you like, nothing beats plunging your snout into a damp moist twitching gowler wreathed in a good mop of damp wiry bush.

That's the Flutts take on it anyway, no fookin plucked chickens wanted here:(

You are a poet...

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#61 22-05-2009 12:12am
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Look lads, ya have to keep it tight with a beard trimmer or a head razor, a number 1 all over like, but do not, repeat, DO NOT mach 3 that bad boy because it causes at least 2 sleepless nights from the itching and i really mean that!!

OP your mates reasons seem all bang on to me!

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