Pube Shaving / Trimming (Blokes)

PJW · 21-05-2009 9:09pm #1

Out having a few beers with some friends of mine last night and one of the lads came out with this one "any of you guys shave your pubes?" after we wiped our faces/table from spitting drink all over the place we questioned, "why, do you?" Yep he said and after we camed down from the laughing, he went on to say the following....

It makes his manhood look longer
His girlfriend prefers it trimmer, less flossing
The crop adds a little extra to his GF's sadisfaction ?
He feels it reduces sweeting or feels dryer between sack and leg
He feels like a porn star
and a couple of others I cant remember now

Anyway can our mate show his face stone cold sober again, what you guys think, should we give it a go like he says?

AlmightyCushion · 21-05-2009 9:11pm

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

5318008! · 21-05-2009 9:12pm

I shaved my pubes once to see what it would be like. Yes it looks longer but teh pubes give the whole area extra volume.

It's much less impressive without pubes.

Also my crotch was itchy for the next 3 weeks and i had to avoid the gym for about 2 months.

DON'T DO IT!!!

mollypop · 21-05-2009 9:14pm

I've love if my man shaved or better yet waxed to feel my pain!

markok84 · 21-05-2009 9:15pm

whatever you do, don't shave the hair in your crack..... you'll be walking around looking like someone shoved a nettle down your pants for a couple of weeks.

shenanigans1982 · 21-05-2009 9:15pm

I trim more than shave which seems to do the trick....do you have any idea how disgusting it is kissing someone with a mouth full of hair after they have been blowing you off?

[-0-] · 21-05-2009 9:15pm

Everyone should trim. Think about it, would you like going south on someone who neglected themselves? Screw that.

dr.bollocko · 21-05-2009 9:16pm

[-0-] wrote: »

Everyone should trim. Think about it, would you like going south on someone who neglected themselves? Screw that.

Your avatar can occasionally come across as slightly lewd when posted in relation to statements like the above.

Wertz · 21-05-2009 9:18pm

I'm of the belief that the pubic hair is there to serve a purpose, so apart from the odd shampoo and set, it gets left alone. Might be wee bit hypocritical of me since I prefer it shaved/waxed on women, but there you go. I shave my face, neck and head...all other body hair stays where it grew.

markok84 · 21-05-2009 9:18pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

as long as it doesn't smell like Mo Mowlam does now you're not doing too bad.

Manic Moran · 21-05-2009 9:20pm

We had a lieutenant at my armour officer's course who was quite proud of the fact that the only hair on his entire body was his eyebrows.

We never understood that.

NTM

Victor McDade · 21-05-2009 9:24pm

[-0-] wrote: »

Screw that.

You might as well if you've got that far

Sofiztikated · 21-05-2009 9:24pm

I do. Well, mostly its a trim, but now and again, baby bald.
Bit of talc, and its dead smooth. Feels nice too. Herself likes it, no rashs.
Why worry about cutting yourself? You can shave your face without cutting your nose off.
Your barse is a hard place to get to though, and is in no way dignified.

Sea Sharp · 21-05-2009 9:27pm

Trimming, more hygienic?

Funkyspunkball · 21-05-2009 9:27pm

Been doin it since I was 17/18. Id never shave it all off but a TIGHT trim is the way to go....i have had no complaints so far.

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

galwayrush · 21-05-2009 9:28pm

Bad hair day?
Was the OP the person who was looking for a Merkin a few weeks ago?:D

My name is URL · 21-05-2009 9:28pm

Never trimmed, my pubes are of a ginger nature for some reason

so I just don't display them that often

[-0-] · 21-05-2009 9:29pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Your avatar can occasionally come across as slightly lewd when posted in relation to statements like the above.

I think you're the first person to link a tie fighter with the pubic area. Nice.

phasers · 21-05-2009 9:30pm

Shaving is for freaks/ Olympic swimmers

Trimming for the win

galwayrush · 21-05-2009 9:30pm

I'll never forget my first grey pube, i woke up screaming after my wife plucked it.:(

Quint · 21-05-2009 9:32pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

You have hairs on your knob? That must look scary!

AckwelFoley · 21-05-2009 9:33pm

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

pussy.

Shaving my pubes is like taking a strimmer to the grass around a giant oak tree trunk

liah · 21-05-2009 9:34pm

Ugh, I hate it when lads are bald downstairs. Looks disturbing and unnatural. COMPLETE turn-off for me, puts me right off if I discover it in the midst of things.

Please just trim, for the love of god, not to mention it's painful as hell when it's growing back in-- for both parties! Stubble burn on the fun bits is not cool, not cool at all...

Aidric · 21-05-2009 9:34pm

Nowt wrong with a clean shave down there. Everything is left looking clean and big. Pubes are ugly.

nomorebadtown · 21-05-2009 9:39pm

I live the plucked chicken look.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

FatBeard · 21-05-2009 9:39pm

I'm not a fan of any pubic hair at all...I dislike it on me as much as i dislike it on a woman so it's a very very tight trim with an electric trimmer around the pubic area and wet shave around the sack and neck

Edit: Oh and a good waxing around the chest...i'm a hairy fe**er

galwayrush · 21-05-2009 9:43pm

This is why it's so wrong.............

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/hairlesspussy.jpg

FFS women, don't shave it.

dr.bollocko · 21-05-2009 9:44pm

galwayrush wrote: »

This is why it's so wrong.............

http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/hairlesspussy.jpg

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

Wertz · 21-05-2009 9:46pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

Whereas I on the other hand, am left sorely disappointed...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 21-05-2009 9:46pm

Funkyspunkball wrote: »

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

The sweat clings to the hair and allows it to waft around better... women will analyse the smell of your 9-day-old ball sweat and make some judgements about your immune system... then decide whether or not to ride you... so I've gathered anyway.

3 inch long nipple hairs are a sick joke though.

FlutterinBantam · 21-05-2009 9:47pm

Funkyspunkball wrote: »

Been doin it since I was 17/18. Id never shave it all off but a TIGHT trim is the way to go....i have had no complaints so far.

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

No problem there horse,scent that's the reason.

The hair holds in the scent of the gowler when she gets a bit of a batter up and likewise she likes the musky whiff of your sweat soaked pubes after some vigorous foreplay, when the chunker is nicely toned up for action.

Now both of you might not know it,but in the heat of battle as it were, that s what turns you on.

So shave all you like, nothing beats plunging your snout into a damp moist twitching gowler wreathed in a good mop of damp wiry bush.

That's the Flutts take on it anyway, no fookin plucked chickens wanted here:(

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