Pube Shaving / Trimming (Blokes)

PJW

Out having a few beers with some friends of mine last night and one of the lads came out with this one "any of you guys shave your pubes?" after we wiped our faces/table from spitting drink all over the place we questioned, "why, do you?" Yep he said and after we camed down from the laughing, he went on to say the following....

It makes his manhood look longer
His girlfriend prefers it trimmer, less flossing
The crop adds a little extra to his GF's sadisfaction ?
He feels it reduces sweeting or feels dryer between sack and leg
He feels like a porn star
and a couple of others I cant remember now

Anyway can our mate show his face stone cold sober again, what you guys think, should we give it a go like he says?

AlmightyCushion

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

5318008!

I shaved my pubes once to see what it would be like. Yes it looks longer but teh pubes give the whole area extra volume.

It's much less impressive without pubes.

Also my crotch was itchy for the next 3 weeks and i had to avoid the gym for about 2 months.

DON'T DO IT!!!

mollypop

I've love if my man shaved or better yet waxed to feel my pain!

markok84

whatever you do, don't shave the hair in your crack..... you'll be walking around looking like someone shoved a nettle down your pants for a couple of weeks.

shenanigans1982

I trim more than shave which seems to do the trick....do you have any idea how disgusting it is kissing someone with a mouth full of hair after they have been blowing you off?

[-0-]

Everyone should trim. Think about it, would you like going south on someone who neglected themselves? Screw that.

dr.bollocko

[-0-] wrote: »

Everyone should trim. Think about it, would you like going south on someone who neglected themselves? Screw that.

Your avatar can occasionally come across as slightly lewd when posted in relation to statements like the above.

Wertz

I'm of the belief that the pubic hair is there to serve a purpose, so apart from the odd shampoo and set, it gets left alone. Might be wee bit hypocritical of me since I prefer it shaved/waxed on women, but there you go. I shave my face, neck and head...all other body hair stays where it grew.

markok84

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

as long as it doesn't smell like Mo Mowlam does now you're not doing too bad.

Manic Moran

We had a lieutenant at my armour officer's course who was quite proud of the fact that the only hair on his entire body was his eyebrows.

We never understood that.

NTM

Victor McDade

[-0-] wrote: »

Screw that.

You might as well if you've got that far

Sofiztikated

I do. Well, mostly its a trim, but now and again, baby bald.
Bit of talc, and its dead smooth. Feels nice too. Herself likes it, no rashs.
Why worry about cutting yourself? You can shave your face without cutting your nose off.
Your barse is a hard place to get to though, and is in no way dignified.

Sea Sharp

Trimming, more hygienic?

Funkyspunkball

Been doin it since I was 17/18. Id never shave it all off but a TIGHT trim is the way to go....i have had no complaints so far.

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

galwayrush

Bad hair day?
Was the OP the person who was looking for a Merkin a few weeks ago?:D

My name is URL

Never trimmed, my pubes are of a ginger nature for some reason

so I just don't display them that often

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Your avatar can occasionally come across as slightly lewd when posted in relation to statements like the above.

I think you're the first person to link a tie fighter with the pubic area. Nice.

phasers

Shaving is for freaks/ Olympic swimmers

Trimming for the win

galwayrush

I'll never forget my first grey pube, i woke up screaming after my wife plucked it.:(

Quint

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

You have hairs on your knob? That must look scary!

AckwelFoley

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I trim. I'd never shave, too scared of cutting myself plus a shaved knob would look a bit stupid. It'd probably look a bit like Mo Mowlam actually.

pussy.

Shaving my pubes is like taking a strimmer to the grass around a giant oak tree trunk

liah

Ugh, I hate it when lads are bald downstairs. Looks disturbing and unnatural. COMPLETE turn-off for me, puts me right off if I discover it in the midst of things.

Please just trim, for the love of god, not to mention it's painful as hell when it's growing back in-- for both parties! Stubble burn on the fun bits is not cool, not cool at all...

Aidric

Nowt wrong with a clean shave down there. Everything is left looking clean and big. Pubes are ugly.

nomorebadtown

I live the plucked chicken look.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

FatBeard

I'm not a fan of any pubic hair at all...I dislike it on me as much as i dislike it on a woman so it's a very very tight trim with an electric trimmer around the pubic area and wet shave around the sack and neck

Edit: Oh and a good waxing around the chest...i'm a hairy fe**er

galwayrush

This is why it's so wrong.............


http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/hairlesspussy.jpg

FFS women, don't shave it.

dr.bollocko

galwayrush wrote: »

This is why it's so wrong.............


http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp220/galwayrush/hairlesspussy.jpg

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

Wertz

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

Whereas I on the other hand, am left sorely disappointed...

DonkeyStyle \o/

Funkyspunkball wrote: »

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

The sweat clings to the hair and allows it to waft around better... women will analyse the smell of your 9-day-old ball sweat and make some judgements about your immune system... then decide whether or not to ride you... so I've gathered anyway.

3 inch long nipple hairs are a sick joke though.

FlutterinBantam

Funkyspunkball wrote: »

Been doin it since I was 17/18. Id never shave it all off but a TIGHT trim is the way to go....i have had no complaints so far.

If someone could please explain y we have pubes (as a species) that'd be a weight off my mind

No problem there horse,scent that's the reason.

The hair holds in the scent of the gowler when she gets a bit of a batter up and likewise she likes the musky whiff of your sweat soaked pubes after some vigorous foreplay, when the chunker is nicely toned up for action.

Now both of you might not know it,but in the heat of battle as it were, that s what turns you on.

So shave all you like, nothing beats plunging your snout into a damp moist twitching gowler wreathed in a good mop of damp wiry bush.

That's the Flutts take on it anyway, no fookin plucked chickens wanted here:(

galwayrush

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

I assure you, it was totally intentional.:D

randylonghorn

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I must admit I got worried when I saw where that URL was going to.

You still get nervous at the thought of pussy?

phasers

FatBeard wrote: »

I'm not a fan of any pubic hair at all...I dislike it on me as much as i dislike it on a woman so it's a very very tight trim with an electric trimmer around the pubic area and wet shave around the sack and neck

Edit: Oh and a good waxing around the chest...i'm a hairy fe**er

Pubes = a sign of sexual maturity

Disliking it means you're into a younger woman

The Gardaí have been notified, I suggest you get out while you can

Manic Moran

[-0-] wrote: »

I think you're the first person to link a tie fighter with the pubic area. Nice.

Isn't that a TIE interceptor, not a TIE fighter?

NTM

Funkyspunkball

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

No problem there horse,scent that's the reason.

The hair holds in the scent of the gowler when she gets a bit of a batter up and likewise she likes the musky whiff of your sweat soaked pubes after some vigorous foreplay, when the chunker is nicely toned up for action.

Now both of you might not know it,but in the heat of battle as it were, that s what turns you on.

So shave all you like, nothing beats plunging your snout into a damp moist twitching gowler wreathed in a good mop of damp wiry bush.

That's the Flutts take on it anyway, no fookin plucked chickens wanted here:(

My jazus....some way wit words...:pac:

jester77

I go all rastafarian with mine.

FatBeard

phasers wrote: »

Pubes = a sign of sexual maturity

Disliking it means you're into a younger woman

The Gardaí have been notified, I suggest you get out while you can

haha, funny man.. just to clarify, i dislike "unkept" pubic hair on a woman.

RHunce

how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

Funkyspunkball

RHunce wrote: »

how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

Electric razor and a comb...nice and tight but no rash and no cuts.

[-0-]

Manic Moran wrote: »

Isn't that a TIE interceptor, not a TIE fighter?

NTM

The nick is the fighter, the avatar is the interceptor. Nicely spotted, I was waiting for someone to do that.

Abi

RHunce wrote: »

how could you trim without shaving it all off? haha

i saw i guy in the gym yesterday, fully shaved!! haaha i thought of a pornstar straight away lol

POST 100!!!!

And what a post it was

Mimikyu

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Wertz

Cuthroat razor...whilst blindfolded.

tony1kenobi

Aidric wrote: »

Nowt wrong with a clean shave down there. Everything is left looking clean and big. Pubes are ugly.

...said the swirly faced man to the Thai boy.

admiralofthefleet

i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

TheZohanS

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

You look a bit like chewbacca.

dr.bollocko

Poll added.
Cos god damn it this is important.

admiralofthefleet

TheZohan wrote: »

You look a bit like chewbacca.

do i know you?

Wertz

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i have never done it, you could say i look a bit like chewbacca

Yes but which bit?

brummytom

Never,, I asked a girl her opinion on it during a geography trip last year (first time I'd ever met her.. yes I'm a charmer)
She told me not to because it "looks silly" and hurts like **** when it grows back

And I'm amazingly accident prone, I'd end up castrating myself or something (Though at least I could join the choir)