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what are you chat up lines??

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    Are your parents retarded? cause your special.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,626 ✭✭✭shezzie


    Dlite wrote: »
    Are your parents retarded? cause your special.


    i take you have become quite inapt at ducking and diving quickly..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    These pick up lines don't work... but they're funny.

    The ones that do work aren't funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    My blood engorged meat pole is chafing my trousers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭eddie.fandango


    These pick up lines don't work... but they're funny.

    The ones that do work aren't funny

    We're all waiting with bated breath...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    "You are beautiful and rare, like an orchid among weeds. I wish I were the bee to pollinate your flower."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭rick_fantastic


    any chance of a **** with your lips?????

    or

    do you wanna play a game of sit on my face and ill guess your weight...

    or

    if you were a burger you'd be a mcgorgeous


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭yeroulfella


    The name is Bond, Poly Bond
    I'm here to fill your crack


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