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what are you chat up lines??

shezzie · 2009-05-04 20:46:23

come on lads and lassies what are your chat up lines.... and did they work for you????

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#62 05-05-2009 04:01PM

Dlite

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Are your parents retarded? cause your special.

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#63 05-05-2009 04:11PM

shezzie

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Dlite wrote: »

Are your parents retarded? cause your special.

i take you have become quite inapt at ducking and diving quickly..

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#64 05-05-2009 04:24PM

SoWatchaWant

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These pick up lines don't work... but they're funny.

The ones that do work aren't funny

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#65 05-05-2009 04:26PM

SoWatchaWant

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My blood engorged meat pole is chafing my trousers.

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#66 05-05-2009 05:11PM

eddie.fandango

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SoWatchaWant wrote: »

These pick up lines don't work... but they're funny.

The ones that do work aren't funny

We're all waiting with bated breath...

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#67 05-05-2009 05:18PM

Smart Bug

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"You are beautiful and rare, like an orchid among weeds. I wish I were the bee to pollinate your flower."

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#68 05-05-2009 05:25PM

rick_fantastic

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any chance of a **** with your lips?????

or

do you wanna play a game of sit on my face and ill guess your weight...

or

if you were a burger you'd be a mcgorgeous

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#69 05-05-2009 05:28PM

yeroulfella

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The name is Bond, Poly Bond
I'm here to fill your crack

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