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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Porn But Were Afraid to Ask

  • 03-05-2009 6:49am
    #1
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭


    1. Have you ever seen one of those clips with a muscleman stripper at a ladies-night? After yer man has stripped off he'll take one woman up to the stage and hold a towel up so no-one in the audience can see what'happening (except the cameraman of course!). In the clips the woman will then start performaning oral on the stripper for a few seconds before coming over all embarrassed and stopping what she's doing.

    Now I'm wondering, staged or not?

    Common sense would suggest that they are staged but then I consider if you do enough of these events with enough drunk women then by the law of averages something like this could happen.

    Anyway, keep your questions coming and perhaps we can get educated on the subject.


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  • #2
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Why do the men always have such small penises?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #3
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Porn or stripping?

    Big difference.


  • #4
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Why do you want to talk about porn with a bunch of men on a Sunday morning?


  • #5
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Rabies wrote: »
    Porn or stripping?
    That's what I'm trying to establish.

    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Why do you want to talk about porn with a bunch of men on a Sunday morning?

    Why not.


  • #6
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    stripper... oral sex... ?


    IBTFW


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  • #7
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Either male or female stripping is supposed to be entertainment. Bit of fluff. Eye candy.
    From what I've seen male strip shows (yes I have seen only one) were more interactive than female ones. To a point where I wasn't sure if it was legal. Nothing was shown but as you mentioned a towel was used and the women were up close and personal.

    I've been at one or two female strip shows and they were more about dancing and the visual act and not getting too close to the male customers. Stag party strippers get more involved.
    I've a couple of mates that are ex strippers and they have told me how they're nights usually run.

    As for porn, well.... its just eye candy. Mental and visual stimulation. Throw in the fact that if you want to stimulate yourself physically you can in the privacy of your own place. Not with strip shows. Its about the experience as a whole, not just you.


  • #8
    Lirange
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Why do the men always have such small penises?
    Roids


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    how much money would a girl make for an average video? no big name stars, just a regular video..


  • #10
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Depends if she is crack whore or not.


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    we'll assume she is.. statistically probable like.


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  • #12
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Rabies wrote: »
    Depends if she is crack whore or not.


    lol I lol'd.
    Want thanks?

    Try a thanks whore.


  • #13
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    ha ha :)


  • #14
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Do the strippers dressed as firemen have to jerk off at the end and hose the women down?


  • #15
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Common sense would suggest that they are staged but then I consider if you do enough of these events with enough drunk women then by the law of averages something like this could happen.

    So you wanna become a stripper. Post up pics, so the wimmins here can tell you if you make the grade or not. :pac:


  • #16
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Does Ireland produce many porno's? Do we have a porn industry? The Americans do, the English do, the French make those "arty" ones. Is there an opening for a smut factory here?


  • #17
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I think there was one masde before. Sure I seen a thread on Boards about it.

    Ireland is so small everyone would know who it is.


  • #18
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Suppose it would be a bit off, settling back in your comfy chair, cacks around your ankles, hand cream in hand, flicking on the new dvd you got. Starting to get a bit, em, intimate, yeah, look at her, nice ankles, ya, OH MY GOD, thats Mary from the dole office.
    *fapfapfapfap*
    Next wednesday, howaya Mary, ;-)


  • #19
    moe_sizlak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    Deleted User wrote: »
    how much money would a girl make for an average video? no big name stars, just a regular video..

    porn is one of the few areas where women are paid higher than men

    the biggest female porn star ( jenna jameson ) is a millionaire , the biggest male porn star ( ron jeremy) is a rich man too but hes more famous for the fact that hes a novelty , the guy is ugly as sin

    porn studs earn no more than you average guy on the street while the girls earn about 1500 dollars a movie , very few porn stars are what you would call rich , the money in porn is all behind the camera


  • #20
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Rabies wrote: »
    I think there was one made before. Sure I seen a thread on Boards about it.

    Ireland is so small everyone would know who it is.
    So that's why Mary Left ireland ;)

    Giving the amount of porno vids available out there (and on the web) amazing how many thousends of people involved in the business world wide .


  • #21
    lucky-colm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    must say this is agreat thread


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  • #22
    lucky-colm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    has anyone got any weird and funny pictures
    seen one the other day a guy was hanging from the ceiling by his cohonies lol
    really looked painfull
    ill go and see if i can find it again


  • #23
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Deleted User wrote: »
    how much money would a girl make for an average video? no big name stars, just a regular video..

    I know karen woods well, cause she snowboards with me :) very good snowboarder to, quite a bit she earned 800.00 for one video but it can be considerably lower 300.00. Stirling
    it depends on the production company... men earn 50% less generally unless your a big name... Majority of the females supplement there wadges now a days with sex station, also web sites etc....


  • #24
    moe_sizlak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    hardcore porn is still technically illegal in this country , sex shops can and do get raided by police , if you decide to buy a hardcore porn move over the internet , expect the package to be open when it arrives as customs will have checked it out ( they rarely take it further ) and your postman will know your a dirty little so and so


  • #25
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Rabies wrote: »
    Either male or female stripping is supposed to be entertainment. Bit of fluff. Eye candy.
    From what I've seen male strip shows (yes I have seen only one) were more interactive than female ones. To a point where I wasn't sure if it was legal. Nothing was shown but as you mentioned a towel was used and the women were up close and personal.


    Poor choice of words there.


    Oh. I was actually in college with a Mary and while flicking through the channels on sky one night I saw her in a really bad horror movie with softcore elements thrown in.


  • #26
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Sorry, it was all in good taste.


  • #27
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Why do the men always keep their white sports socks on throughout? Maybe it's just the Americans?


  • #28
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    pow wow wrote: »
    Why do the men always keep their white sports socks on throughout? Maybe it's just the Americans?

    athletes foot is rife in the porn industry!


  • #29
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Lucky STIs aren't.

    Saved by socks


  • #30
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Rabies wrote: »
    Lucky STIs aren't.

    Saved by socks

    before any movie is shot, you must get a cert... :) there really strict on that....


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  • #31
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pow wow wrote: »
    Why do the men always keep their white sports socks on throughout? Maybe it's just the Americans?
    White socks are so 1980s porn but perhaps have made a comeback ?


  • #32
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    before any movie is shot, you must get a cert... :) there really strict on that....

    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!


  • #33
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Latchy wrote: »
    White socks are so 1980s porn but perhaps have made a comeback ?

    Maybe I need to get new tapes.


  • #34
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    pow wow wrote: »
    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!
    yeah, you have to be careful!!

    there are many asian imports out there, that are just not up to the standard required!!


  • #35
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    Maybe I need to get new tapes.

    its 2009 dvds .....:)


  • #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!


    :D

    |Ive got lidil ones on :eek::D


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  • #37
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :D

    |Ive got lidil ones on :eek::D

    Hey baby, how you doin'? :cool:


  • #38
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pow wow wrote: »
    Maybe I need to get new tapes.
    Some of the old video ones are classic .New generation /dvds now


  • #39
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    Hey baby, how you doin'? :cool:


    baby nope monkey yes ;)

    Im very well ive got my Y fronts on and white socks would you like me to jigle it :confused:?


  • #40
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Why don't they use condoms?
    It really pisses me off, 90% of the porn available are all bareback!
    I know they have to get std's etc but still, they don't practice safe sex!
    Bad teaching for young people.


  • #41
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Anyone hear about the traveller porn video shot in a container at Waterford port.

    I haven't seen it. Is there a demand for traveller porn?


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  • #42
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    nlgbbbblth wrote: »
    Anyone hear about the traveller porn video shot in a container at Waterford port.

    I haven't seen it. Is there a demand for traveller porn?

    That a perfect After Hours statement.


  • #43
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Why don't they use condoms?
    It really pisses me off, 90% of the porn available are all bareback!
    I know they have to get std's etc but still, they don't practice safe sex!
    Bad teaching for young people.

    Pron is about the Man's fantasy, screwing a pretty woman bareback is a fairly strong fantasy in most men. How many lads do you know who like yo wear condoms? Personally I am into a more niche market of pron.


    OP I have seen the vids you are on about, I think they are actually real. Taken somewhere in Spain IIRC, all the women are English, including the staff. Which leads me to believe a summer adult attraction in Spain given the Dancers were Usually Spanish Looking, except that one video where the guy ahd an Irish Flag!!!


  • #44
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Why do the men always have such small penises?
    Why do women have such big Vaginas?


  • #45
    Crucifix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    pow wow wrote: »
    Why do the men always keep their white sports socks on throughout? Maybe it's just the Americans?

    They let athletes wear leg warmers!


  • #46
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Another one is why is it that multi cultural sex is always
    1. Asian girl & white male
    2. Black mand & white/asian women

    There's never(few)
    1. Black women & white/asian men
    2. Asian men & white women


  • #47
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Ebony women and Ivory Men pron does exist, but alot of it brings in the Crackhead stereotype. Very few Black female pron Stars.


  • #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Ebony women and Ivory Men pron does exist, but alot of it brings in the Crackhead stereotype. Very few Black female pron Stars.

    actualy very true tho a lot more latino women do :D


  • #49
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxqwVd5Z8


  • #50
    moe_sizlak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    actualy very true tho a lot more latino women do :D

    latino women are the best porn stars

    my fave porn star is latino

    baby got back


  • #51
    tsamba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭tsamba


    as a male stripper i can asure u it's very rare things play out like that for real!:mad: it's just very bad acting it's most often a night of semi rape by women old enough to be u'r ma and on the odd time it's not it's not a great place to met girlfriend type! trust me!


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