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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Porn But Were Afraid to Ask

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    #32
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    before any movie is shot, you must get a cert... :) there really strict on that....

    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!


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    #33
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Latchy wrote: »
    White socks are so 1980s porn but perhaps have made a comeback ?

    Maybe I need to get new tapes.


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    #34
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    pow wow wrote: »
    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!
    yeah, you have to be careful!!

    there are many asian imports out there, that are just not up to the standard required!!


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    #35
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    Maybe I need to get new tapes.

    its 2009 dvds .....:)


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    #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    That your socks are up to kitemark standards?!


    :D

    |Ive got lidil ones on :eek::D


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    #37
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :D

    |Ive got lidil ones on :eek::D

    Hey baby, how you doin'? :cool:


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    #38
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pow wow wrote: »
    Maybe I need to get new tapes.
    Some of the old video ones are classic .New generation /dvds now


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    #39
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    pow wow wrote: »
    Hey baby, how you doin'? :cool:


    baby nope monkey yes ;)

    Im very well ive got my Y fronts on and white socks would you like me to jigle it :confused:?


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    #40
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Why don't they use condoms?
    It really pisses me off, 90% of the porn available are all bareback!
    I know they have to get std's etc but still, they don't practice safe sex!
    Bad teaching for young people.


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    #41
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Anyone hear about the traveller porn video shot in a container at Waterford port.

    I haven't seen it. Is there a demand for traveller porn?


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    #42
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    nlgbbbblth wrote: »
    Anyone hear about the traveller porn video shot in a container at Waterford port.

    I haven't seen it. Is there a demand for traveller porn?

    That a perfect After Hours statement.


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    #43
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Why don't they use condoms?
    It really pisses me off, 90% of the porn available are all bareback!
    I know they have to get std's etc but still, they don't practice safe sex!
    Bad teaching for young people.

    Pron is about the Man's fantasy, screwing a pretty woman bareback is a fairly strong fantasy in most men. How many lads do you know who like yo wear condoms? Personally I am into a more niche market of pron.


    OP I have seen the vids you are on about, I think they are actually real. Taken somewhere in Spain IIRC, all the women are English, including the staff. Which leads me to believe a summer adult attraction in Spain given the Dancers were Usually Spanish Looking, except that one video where the guy ahd an Irish Flag!!!


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    #44
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Why do the men always have such small penises?
    Why do women have such big Vaginas?


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    #45
    Crucifix
    Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    pow wow wrote: »
    Why do the men always keep their white sports socks on throughout? Maybe it's just the Americans?

    They let athletes wear leg warmers!


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    #46
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Another one is why is it that multi cultural sex is always
    1. Asian girl & white male
    2. Black mand & white/asian women

    There's never(few)
    1. Black women & white/asian men
    2. Asian men & white women


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    #47
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Ebony women and Ivory Men pron does exist, but alot of it brings in the Crackhead stereotype. Very few Black female pron Stars.


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    #48
    Snowie
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    minidazzler wrote: »
    Ebony women and Ivory Men pron does exist, but alot of it brings in the Crackhead stereotype. Very few Black female pron Stars.

    actualy very true tho a lot more latino women do :D


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    #49
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxqwVd5Z8


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    #50
    moe_sizlak
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 883 ✭✭✭moe_sizlak


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    actualy very true tho a lot more latino women do :D

    latino women are the best porn stars

    my fave porn star is latino

    baby got back


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    #51
    tsamba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭tsamba


    as a male stripper i can asure u it's very rare things play out like that for real!:mad: it's just very bad acting it's most often a night of semi rape by women old enough to be u'r ma and on the odd time it's not it's not a great place to met girlfriend type! trust me!


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    #52
    Valmont
    Registered Users Posts: 5,856 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Awesome we now have a male stripper to add to the boards.ie community. You should make a thread about funny stripping incidents. I'd read it.


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    #53
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    tsamba wrote: »
    as a male stripper i can asure u it's very rare things play out like that for real!:mad: it's just very bad acting it's most often a night of semi rape by women old enough to be u'r ma and on the odd time it's not it's not a great place to met girlfriend type! trust me!

    Daddy ?


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    #54
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    traveller porn? so its all what happens in the carvan, stays in the caravan?


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    #55
    Mr.Lizard
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    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Another one is why is it that multi cultural sex is always
    1. Asian girl & white male
    2. Black mand & white/asian women

    There's never(few)
    1. Black women & white/asian men
    2. Asian men & white women

    That's just a reflection of real life. Plus, call me sheltered but I've never to date encountered a couple consisting of black woman asian man.


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    #56
    Kinetic^
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    phill106 wrote: »
    traveller porn? so its all what happens in the carvan, stays in the caravan?

    Would hardly be porn if it nobody else got to see it! :rolleyes:


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    #57
    irish_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    phill106 wrote: »
    traveller porn? so its all what happens in the carvan, stays in the caravan?

    more like what happens in the family , stays in the family , right cousin nigel


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    #58
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Deleted User wrote: »
    how much money would a girl make for an average video? no big name stars, just a regular video..

    in LA girls makes $1000 for a normal girl/guy scene and $500 for a girl/girl scene


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    #59
    finbarrk
    Registered Users Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭finbarrk


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    in LA girls makes $1000 for a normal girl/guy scene and $500 for a girl/girl scene

    Thats per scene, not per film?


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    #60
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    With porn so freely available on the internet, why would anyone pay for it?


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