what do you call your bits?

midlandsmissus · 29-04-2009 04:31PM #1

A girl at work was telling me about giving birth in gruesome detail, when she kept making references to her 'little lady'.

Once I realised what she was referring to I lol'd, lmao'd and rofl'd and any other abbreviation you can think of,

But she was serious, she said she's always called it that, and never calls it anything else.

Got any strange names for your bits, or heard any?

funk-you · 29-04-2009 04:34PM

Twiddlybits or 'the perpetrator'

-Funk

FearDark · 29-04-2009 04:34PM

Goliath.

Tar.Aldarion · 29-04-2009 04:34PM

Not really odd names, but other people havean aversion to call whatever it is by it's name. I think it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

TheTubes · 29-04-2009 04:34PM

mini me
cos he's short and bald and kinda funny looking.

Dudess · 29-04-2009 04:35PM

"Flange" or "gee". I find these just the right shade of vulgar

"Twat", "snatch" or "****" are a bit too coarse - although never say never... :pac:

Latchy · 29-04-2009 04:35PM

My Bits .

Dudess · 29-04-2009 04:35PM

FearDark wrote: »

Goliath.

That implies huge penis but still fairly useless at its job.

anniehoo · 29-04-2009 04:37PM

It used to be called "Fozzy" when i was a kid! Ha..laughed as i hadnt remembered that until i seen the thread title

keane2097 · 29-04-2009 04:37PM

Downtown Bonanza?

tony1kenobi · 29-04-2009 04:38PM

Elvis McGuinness.

ibarelycare · 29-04-2009 04:38PM

At a push, I'd say fanny. If it's in the middle of a sexual act I'll refer to the specific bits, such as clit. Otherwise, it's just "down there"

el_tiddlero · 29-04-2009 04:40PM

Lovegun FTW!

allabouteve · 29-04-2009 04:40PM

I hate when the pudenda/vulva is referred to as the vagina as if it covers all the female genital area - you don't wax your vagina, idiot.

Jigsaw · 29-04-2009 04:41PM

The Enforcer

Jemmy · 29-04-2009 04:42PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Not really odd names, but other people havean aversion to call whatever it is by it's name. I think it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

ROFL!

Emmm her, I wudnt talk about her enough to name her! lol

ibarelycare · 29-04-2009 04:43PM

Jemmy wrote: »

ROLF!

Harris?

amacachi · 29-04-2009 04:45PM

Love pump.

SoupyNorman · 29-04-2009 04:45PM

Flesh Torpedo

maki · 29-04-2009 04:47PM

Dad

Jemmy · 29-04-2009 04:48PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Harris?

Slip of the finger!
Would LOL be easier for you to understand!?

staker · 29-04-2009 04:51PM

japseye

sam34 · 29-04-2009 04:51PM

was with a guy once who kept calling my clit "your love-pimple" - WTF! it was seriously off-putting.

and he kept referring to his bits as "he/him" and my bits generally as "she/her" - call it what it is, ffs!