what do you call your bits?

Turd Ferguson

I call mine Jeremy Clarkson because they are both dicks

monaghanbiffo

I call my penis the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes -

my left one is James Westfall and

my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

AlmightyCushion

monaghanbiffo wrote: »

I call my penis the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes -

my left one is James Westfall and

my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

That might be funny if I hadn't seen anchorman.

Zynks

LOL

johnny_knoxvile

Mary Harney calls hers LONG SLONG SILVER

robby^5

Hooded Justice and The Hanging Duo

Adiboo

Cumbert the Huntsman

Agamemnon

Cúchulainn

aDeener

my giblets

AckwelFoley

I call my penis my cock


How original




i call my ball Earl Grey.

Because if shes nice ill dangle them in her gob like an earl grey tea bag

JangoFett

I like to keep it simple and I call it my dick. And my balls are either balls or b@llocks

OR I refer to the whole package as Sir Rubert Henrington

New Boardsie

weapon of ass destruction

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

i call my ball Earl Grey.

Ball singular? How'd that happen?

dr.bollocko

"You keep putting that in there and I swear I'll bite it off."

TheZohanS

Call the big fella "the big fella" and the twins "the twins".

Super-Rush

I call mine Bin Laden because its Bin Hidin for the last 27 years

phasers

The furry cup

randylonghorn

I've been known to refer to my dick as "Junior" or "the boss"

dunnomede?

if push came to shove i'd refer to mine as the baldy fella
the pecker dunne would be good if my second name was dunne though

cherryghost

a girl i once knew called her area a 'moisture mitten'

az2wp0sye65487

Me Mickey!

slippy wicket

langer or love gun

Poor Uncle Tom

57 and the slugs

KTRIC

My Love Hammer

b12mearse

my mickey

Snowie

el_tiddlero wrote: »

Lovegun FTW!

yep but i got t shirt saying it so i win :cool:


pics to follow

Poor Uncle Tom

Used to call it my Mutton Dagger.

Poor Uncle Tom

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

womens = snack box

FYP...:D

Abi

midlandsmissus wrote: »

A girl at work was telling me about giving birth in gruesome detail, when she kept making references to her 'little lady'.

Once I realised what she was referring to I lol'd, lmao'd and rofl'd and any other abbreviation you can think of,

But she was serious, she said she's always called it that, and never calls it anything else.

Got any strange names for your bits, or heard any?

Why do women feel the need to talk about childbirth in depth? I remember a woman like this in work, and she bored the tits off me. The picture of her ugly bratty kid on her desk made me want to vom aswell. You would think the earplugs would have given a hint.

Yes, what you went through was shocking, ugly and horrible.. and traumatic. But I'm eating ffs.

I call it my vag, but not to another woman. Why would I talk to her about it?

mud

me snatch