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what do you call your bits?

  • 29-04-2009 3:31pm
    #1
    midlandsmissus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭


    A girl at work was telling me about giving birth in gruesome detail, when she kept making references to her 'little lady'.

    Once I realised what she was referring to I lol'd, lmao'd and rofl'd and any other abbreviation you can think of,

    But she was serious, she said she's always called it that, and never calls it anything else.

    Got any strange names for your bits, or heard any?


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  • #2
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Twiddlybits or 'the perpetrator'

    -Funk


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Goliath.


  • #4
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Not really odd names, but other people havean aversion to call whatever it is by it's name. I think it's hilarious.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM


  • #5
    TheTubes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭TheTubes


    mini me
    cos he's short and bald and kinda funny looking.


  • #6
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    "Flange" or "gee". I find these just the right shade of vulgar :)

    "Twat", "snatch" or "****" are a bit too coarse - although never say never... :pac:


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    My Bits .


  • #8
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    FearDark wrote: »
    Goliath.
    That implies huge penis but still fairly useless at its job.


  • #9
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    It used to be called "Fozzy" when i was a kid! Ha..laughed as i hadnt remembered that until i seen the thread title :D


  • #10
    keane2097
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,787 ✭✭✭✭keane2097


    Downtown Bonanza?


  • #11
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Elvis McGuinness.


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  • #12
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    At a push, I'd say fanny. If it's in the middle of a sexual act I'll refer to the specific bits, such as clit. Otherwise, it's just "down there" :o


  • #13
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    Lovegun FTW!


  • #14
    allabouteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    I hate when the pudenda/vulva is referred to as the vagina as if it covers all the female genital area - you don't wax your vagina, idiot.


  • #15
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    The Enforcer


  • #16
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Not really odd names, but other people havean aversion to call whatever it is by it's name. I think it's hilarious.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

    ROFL!

    Emmm her, I wudnt talk about her enough to name her! lol


  • #17
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Jemmy wrote: »
    ROLF!

    Harris?


  • #18
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Love pump.


  • #19
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Flesh Torpedo


  • #20
    maki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭maki


    Dad


  • #21
    Jemmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Harris?

    Slip of the finger!
    Would LOL be easier for you to understand!?


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  • #22
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    japseye


  • #23
    sam34
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,073 ✭✭✭sam34


    was with a guy once who kept calling my clit "your love-pimple" - WTF! it was seriously off-putting.

    and he kept referring to his bits as "he/him" and my bits generally as "she/her" - call it what it is, ffs!


  • #24
    Deedsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,283 ✭✭✭Deedsie


    Seán Tomás :)


  • #25
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Jemmy wrote: »
    Slip of the finger!

    Interesting choice of phrase for this thread


  • #26
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Dudess wrote: »
    That implies huge penis but still fairly useless at its job.

    Damn, hows about "Gigantor"?


  • #27
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The cyclops.


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Gowl-buster


  • #29
    RossFixxxed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    Frank Castle


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Heat seeking moisture missile


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  • #31
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Javaboy!
    Oh no wait. that's just what I shout out during...
    Never mind.


  • #32
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I call mine Jeremy Clarkson because they are both dicks


  • #33
    monaghanbiffo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭monaghanbiffo


    I call my penis the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes -

    my left one is James Westfall and

    my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

    You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


  • #34
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    monaghanbiffo wrote: »
    I call my penis the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes -

    my left one is James Westfall and

    my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

    You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

    That might be funny if I hadn't seen anchorman.


  • #35
    Zynks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Zynks


    LOL


  • #36
    johnny_knoxvile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    Mary Harney calls hers LONG SLONG SILVER


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  • #37
    robby^5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭robby^5


    Hooded Justice and The Hanging Duo


  • #38
    Adiboo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭Adiboo


    Cumbert the Huntsman


  • #39
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Cúchulainn


  • #40
    aDeener
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,487 ✭✭✭aDeener


    my giblets


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I call my penis my cock


    How original




    i call my ball Earl Grey.
    Because if shes nice ill dangle them in her gob like an earl grey tea bag


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  • #42
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    I like to keep it simple and I call it my dick. And my balls are either balls or b@llocks

    OR I refer to the whole package as Sir Rubert Henrington


  • #43
    New Boardsie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭New Boardsie


    weapon of ass destruction


  • #44
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    snyper wrote: »
    i call my ball Earl Grey.

    Ball singular? How'd that happen?


  • #45
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    "You keep putting that in there and I swear I'll bite it off."


  • #46
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Call the big fella "the big fella" and the twins "the twins".


  • #47
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I call mine Bin Laden because its Bin Hidin for the last 27 years


  • #48
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    The furry cup


  • #49
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I've been known to refer to my dick as "Junior" or "the boss"


  • #50
    dunnomede?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭dunnomede?


    if push came to shove i'd refer to mine as the baldy fella
    the pecker dunne would be good if my second name was dunne though


  • #51
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    a girl i once knew called her area a 'moisture mitten'


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