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Do you have stairs in your house?

  • 06-04-2009 11:59pm
    #1
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭


    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?
    Tagged:


«13

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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    :confused:

    Let me be the first idiot to reply! :D

    Say wha?


  • #3
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    This is a stupid thread! But yes i have stairs in my house! Normally you hear of women marrying men for his few acres...but stairs!


  • #4
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Enough to get me from the bottom to the top.
    Why do you ask?

    EDIT:
    I am protected.

    Google really is your only man.


  • #5
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Still, I am waiting for my breahren to respond. There must be some.

    This is, in fact, a genuine question.


  • #6
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Used to years ago. Got rid of them and put in a trampolene instead. Much more fun now.


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  • #7
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Ladders all the way.


  • #8
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Attack that attic with a Stira.... as seen on the Late Late Show.


  • #9
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Velcro walls, velcro suit and a trampoline floor.

    Think about it.


  • #10
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Yes, 13 of them.


  • #11
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,220 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Stairs are for the poor, I have a lift... :)


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    Still, I am waiting for my brethren to respond. There must be some.

    This is, in fact, a genuine question.

    Ok, I'm intrigued now! :D


  • #13
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    liah wrote: »
    Velcro walls, velcro suit and a trampoline floor.

    Think about it.

    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.

    LOL

    O dear gawd! The horror.. the horror...


  • #15
    tippspur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,058 ✭✭✭tippspur


    WTF


  • #16
    pandamoanium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭pandamoanium


    Of course, my stira makes me excira and delira altogether!


  • #17
    Hogzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.

    It would make it even tougher to get out of bed in the morning!:D


  • #18
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    All I can find is:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do%20you%20have%20stairs%20in%20your%20house


  • #19
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    no i dont

    but when people are looking in my house at me through the window .. i like to pretend im going downstairs... creates the illusion i have a basement :D


  • #20
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    I live in a bunglow but I bought stairs anyway.

    You should see the attention I get now from neighbours as they walk by and look with envy at those ladder legs sticking from my roof.

    P.S anybody know anybody thats good at drying out an entire bunglow?


  • #21
    redout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭redout


    Stairs are for suckers

    LoL

    I have a granny lift if that counts.


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  • #22
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    emo!! wrote: »
    no i dont

    but when people are looking in my house at me through the window .. i like to pretend im going downstairs... creates the illusion i have a basement :D


    I like the padeling a boat a canoe one my self :)


  • #23
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?


  • #24
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?
    Yes, you're missing out on the whole top floor of your house.


  • #25
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?

    Well you're probably missing out on your first floor if you have one.


    EDIT: D'oh... comedy snap!


  • #26
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Used to years ago. Got rid of them and put in a trampolene instead. Much more fun now.

    I...would...LOVE that!!! :)


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Do we get clues for this game? :D


  • #28
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Yes, you're missing out on the whole top floor of your house.
    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Well you're probably missing out on your first floor if you have one.

    Jinx.


  • #29
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    14 steps in my house and 15 next door and we on level ground


  • #30
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?


    yeah sliding down the banisters is fun :D:cool:


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  • #31
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    All I can find is:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do%20you%20have%20stairs%20in%20your%20house

    DING DING DING DING!


  • #32
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    DING DING DING DING!
    Ok

    ...still wha? :confused:

    :pac: I'm more slower than usual tonight.
    Its been a long day and the other half walloped me wallet for 235 quid for a dress. :(

    Isn't love grand? Or at least 235 Euro! :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Yes. Yes, I do.


  • #34
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    And on that note...

    Stephen!


  • #35
    dublinario
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    I have a stairs, but this weird thing has started happening lately. I walk up it, and come out on the ground floor. When I walk down it, I end up on the upper floor. I got a carpenter in, but since he walked up the stairs, nobody ever saw him again. His family are apparently furious.


  • #36
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Am I the only somethingawful forums goon here?! :o

    It's ok to come out of the closet guys, honestly.


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    Am I the only somethingawful forums goon here?! :o

    It's ok to come out of the closet guys, honestly.

    Tom... Tom Cruise...
    Are you in there????????


  • #38
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    yeah sliding down the banisters is fun :D:cool:

    Thats how My ex usta heat up My dinner


  • #39
    yellowcurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭yellowcurl


    When i was small i used to beg my mammy for stairs for our house all the time and she always gave me the silly excuse that since we're in a bungalow we had no need for them...

    I'll show her...


  • #40
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Get a Stira! Those ads were weird.


  • #41
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Are you here to protect us?

    DeV.


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  • #42
    merlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭merlie


    I use a transporter room like the one they use in star trek. Beam me up to the bathroom quick!


  • #43
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Stairs, meh that's soooo pre-celtic tiger. I've a lift in my house.


  • #44
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,268 ✭✭✭Elessar


    DeVore wrote: »
    Are you here to protect us?

    DeV.

    I am here to set you free.


  • #45
    Peteee
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    I push robots down the stairs, that is how the stairs protect me.

    Oh and this is a terrible thread.


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    We've no stairs but that didn't stop a granny buying one of our kids a slinky. :confused:


  • #47
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Yes I do, I have a regular stairs for getting to the second story and a Stira stairs for getting into the attic.




    Ooh no wait I have neither I live in an apartment. :(


  • #48
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    No stairs...

    Oh and..


  • #49
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Fraid not old boy!,we have an elevator in our abode.

    Although Roderick did mention that, there are some stairs in the servants quarters.


  • #50
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Elessar wrote: »
    I am here to set you free.
    Shhhhh, its a terrible secret!

    DeV.


  • #51
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,296 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Paddy: "There's a very high ceiling in this room, Mick."
    Mick: "Yes. It was the wife's idea to create more space by knocking two rooms into one."


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