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Do you have stairs in your house?

  • 07-04-2009 12:59AM
    #1
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭


    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?
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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    :confused:

    Let me be the first idiot to reply! :D

    Say wha?


  • #3
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    This is a stupid thread! But yes i have stairs in my house! Normally you hear of women marrying men for his few acres...but stairs!


  • #4
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Enough to get me from the bottom to the top.
    Why do you ask?

    EDIT:
    I am protected.

    Google really is your only man.


  • #5
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Still, I am waiting for my breahren to respond. There must be some.

    This is, in fact, a genuine question.


  • #6
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Used to years ago. Got rid of them and put in a trampolene instead. Much more fun now.


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  • #7
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Ladders all the way.


  • #8
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Attack that attic with a Stira.... as seen on the Late Late Show.


  • #9
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Velcro walls, velcro suit and a trampoline floor.

    Think about it.


  • #10
    Holsten
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    Yes, 13 of them.


  • #11
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Stairs are for the poor, I have a lift... :)


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    Still, I am waiting for my brethren to respond. There must be some.

    This is, in fact, a genuine question.

    Ok, I'm intrigued now! :D


  • #13
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    liah wrote: »
    Velcro walls, velcro suit and a trampoline floor.

    Think about it.

    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.


  • #14
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.

    LOL

    O dear gawd! The horror.. the horror...


  • #15
    tippspur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,058 ✭✭✭tippspur


    WTF


  • #16
    pandamoanium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭pandamoanium


    Of course, my stira makes me excira and delira altogether!


  • #17
    Hogzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,545 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    That turns going to the toilet into an extreme sport.

    It would make it even tougher to get out of bed in the morning!:D


  • #18
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    All I can find is:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do%20you%20have%20stairs%20in%20your%20house


  • #19
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    no i dont

    but when people are looking in my house at me through the window .. i like to pretend im going downstairs... creates the illusion i have a basement :D


  • #20
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    I live in a bunglow but I bought stairs anyway.

    You should see the attention I get now from neighbours as they walk by and look with envy at those ladder legs sticking from my roof.

    P.S anybody know anybody thats good at drying out an entire bunglow?


  • #21
    redout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭redout


    Stairs are for suckers

    LoL

    I have a granny lift if that counts.


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  • #22
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    emo!! wrote: »
    no i dont

    but when people are looking in my house at me through the window .. i like to pretend im going downstairs... creates the illusion i have a basement :D


    I like the padeling a boat a canoe one my self :)


  • #23
    xOxSinéadxOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?


  • #24
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?
    Yes, you're missing out on the whole top floor of your house.


  • #25
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?

    Well you're probably missing out on your first floor if you have one.


    EDIT: D'oh... comedy snap!


  • #26
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Used to years ago. Got rid of them and put in a trampolene instead. Much more fun now.

    I...would...LOVE that!!! :)


  • #27
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Do we get clues for this game? :D


  • #28
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Yes, you're missing out on the whole top floor of your house.
    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Well you're probably missing out on your first floor if you have one.

    Jinx.


  • #29
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    14 steps in my house and 15 next door and we on level ground


  • #30
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »
    I don't have a stairs. Am I missing out?


    yeah sliding down the banisters is fun :D:cool:


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  • #31
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    All I can find is:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=do%20you%20have%20stairs%20in%20your%20house

    DING DING DING DING!


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