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Do you have stairs in your house?

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  • #32
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    DING DING DING DING!
    Ok

    ...still wha? :confused:

    :pac: I'm more slower than usual tonight.
    Its been a long day and the other half walloped me wallet for 235 quid for a dress. :(

    Isn't love grand? Or at least 235 Euro! :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Yes. Yes, I do.


  • #34
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    And on that note...

    Stephen!


  • #35
    dublinario
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    I have a stairs, but this weird thing has started happening lately. I walk up it, and come out on the ground floor. When I walk down it, I end up on the upper floor. I got a carpenter in, but since he walked up the stairs, nobody ever saw him again. His family are apparently furious.


  • #36
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭Elessar


    Am I the only somethingawful forums goon here?! :o

    It's ok to come out of the closet guys, honestly.


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Elessar wrote: »
    Am I the only somethingawful forums goon here?! :o

    It's ok to come out of the closet guys, honestly.

    Tom... Tom Cruise...
    Are you in there????????


  • #38
    ynotdu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    yeah sliding down the banisters is fun :D:cool:

    Thats how My ex usta heat up My dinner


  • #39
    yellowcurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 787 ✭✭✭yellowcurl


    When i was small i used to beg my mammy for stairs for our house all the time and she always gave me the silly excuse that since we're in a bungalow we had no need for them...

    I'll show her...


  • #40
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Get a Stira! Those ads were weird.


  • #41
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Are you here to protect us?

    DeV.


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  • #42
    merlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭merlie


    I use a transporter room like the one they use in star trek. Beam me up to the bathroom quick!


  • #43
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Stairs, meh that's soooo pre-celtic tiger. I've a lift in my house.


  • #44
    Elessar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭Elessar


    DeVore wrote: »
    Are you here to protect us?

    DeV.

    I am here to set you free.


  • #45
    Peteee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭Peteee


    I push robots down the stairs, that is how the stairs protect me.

    Oh and this is a terrible thread.


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    We've no stairs but that didn't stop a granny buying one of our kids a slinky. :confused:


  • #47
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,787 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Yes I do, I have a regular stairs for getting to the second story and a Stira stairs for getting into the attic.




    Ooh no wait I have neither I live in an apartment. :(


  • #48
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    No stairs...

    Oh and..


  • #49
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Elessar wrote: »
    Only the elite can respond to this question. You know who you are.

    But I wonder, how many?

    Fraid not old boy!,we have an elevator in our abode.

    Although Roderick did mention that, there are some stairs in the servants quarters.


  • #50
    DeVore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,387 ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Elessar wrote: »
    I am here to set you free.
    Shhhhh, its a terrible secret!

    DeV.


  • #51
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Paddy: "There's a very high ceiling in this room, Mick."
    Mick: "Yes. It was the wife's idea to create more space by knocking two rooms into one."


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  • #52
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Got rid of them and put in a trampolene instead.
    We had a firestation pole put in.But no one could get up the bloody thing,


  • #53
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    3 flights of stairs in my gaff, I win.


  • #54
    JohnnyChimpo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭JohnnyChimpo


    i am protected.

    but please leave the goon ******ry where it belongs.


  • #55
    Lobelia Overhill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭Lobelia Overhill


    all your base are belong to lolcats

    or something


    stairs and a stira. :cool:


  • #56
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    No because house not finished yet.;)


  • #57
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I live in a bungalow specifically to avoid stairs

    /evil stares!


  • #58
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    mike65 wrote: »
    I live in a bungalow specifically to avoid stairs

    /evil stares!

    still haven't found your legs :(


  • #59
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    yep. they even bend in the middle where a landing is, and then theres steps at the front porch and steps in the 2 car garage and steps down from our back porch onto our paltry lawn, which is taken care of by the HoA.

    Oh yes. Colbert Platinum.


  • #60
    DublinWriter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    House? You were lucky. All we had was hole in t'ground covered with sheet of tarpaulin...


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  • #61
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    No, bungalows ftw


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