Cheeky Beggers!

I was taking out money yesterday from an ATM where a beggar fella was sitting asking for spare change, to which I replied politely ''sorry I've no change'', then the cheeky fecker says '' I wasn't askin' you anyway''

I was a quite offended by this, like my money isn't good enough for him or something haha.

So then I checked all my pockets to see if I did have any change so i could rattle in my pockets to freak him out but i actually had no change:o

Anyone else come across any cheeky beggars??

trailerparkboy

Yeah i have lots espically the non national ones, i usually just walk ahead then take a big wad of 50s out and laugh at them.

Zangetsu

*sigh*

Shiny

Those bastards at the luas ticket machines!

Ruu_Old

You ought to have stuffed a few hundred euro in his pocket, that would have showed the smart arse!

Smart Bug

In fairno, ye should have shat in his cup.

turgon

Ruu wrote: »

You ought to have stuffed a few hundred euro in his pocket, that would have showed the smart arse!

Why not go straight to the point and just shove it up his ass hole??

Then hed be a smart rich arse.

Milky Moo

Shiny wrote: »

Those bastards at the luas ticket machines!

Oh I hate those guys so much,one nearly reduced me to tears one day!fúckers!

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

You ought to have stuffed a few hundred euro in his pocket, that would have showed the smart arse!

That got me thinking why do they even bother begging outside ATM's?

As if anyone is gonna give them a note.

ScumLord

It sounds like he was only having a laugh. Relax.

CountingCrows

Maybe they use the receipts to nest

No he wasn't he was dead serious.

SV

Deleted User wrote: »

No he wasn't he was dead serious.

How do ya know?

ejmaztec

He was probably the bank manager on his lunch break.

ClioV6

ClioV6 wrote: »

How do ya know?

Because of the way he said it and the look he gave me.




*Woo my 100th post*

Sofiztikated

I rather enjoy the homeless/beggars that are entertaining. I'd give them something if they made me laugh, the ones that just sit there, head down, cup out, they just get walked around, or over. Yes, they should be there for my entertainment.
There was one guy that used to hang around on Baggot st, used to crack us up, we used to sit and have a can with him occasionally. Really funny chap, quite intelligent too. Haven't been there in over a year, wonder if he's still there.

admiralofthefleet

should have lit a smoke and tapped into his cup

meganj

so what if he was serious? He's a BEGGAR! I think they're entitled to make a smart comment once and awhile.

I'd much prefer a smartarsed beggar then one who hassled me constantly.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There's a georgeous one that used to beg on one of the green line luas stations. Arse to die for....

jesus, I'm turning into a hobosexual.

meganj

What do you mean

meganj wrote: »

so what if he was serious? He's a BEGGAR

That should mean he should appreciate anything he gets and not snub someone just because they didn't give him some change once.
That just makes me not want to give him change even more.

stovelid

Deleted User wrote: »

No he wasn't he was dead serious.

There, there.

http://www.irish-counselling.ie/

Homer

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

jesus, I'm turning into a hobosexual.

Do you fantasize about being dominated in a cardboard box?

meganj

Deleted User wrote: »

What do you mean




That should mean he should appreciate anything he gets and not snub someone just because they didn't give him some change once.
That just makes me not want to give him change even more.

So you believe that beggards should be simpering fools? bowing to you? "oh thank you sir for your two euro, thank you. would you like me to lick your shoes?" you didn't give him change he made a smart comment, it's a free country. just because he's a beggar doesn't mean he can't make a joke. laugh and the whole world laughs with you, bitch about beggars and the whole world thinks your taking it to seriously.


Hobosexual... excellent. It'd make showering after the deed so much more important though

mikom

Deleted User wrote: »

What do you mean




That should mean he should appreciate anything he gets and not snub someone just because they didn't give him some change once.
That just makes me not want to give him change even more.

A case of "beggers can't be choosers".

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Homer wrote: »

Do you fantasize about being dominated in a cardboard box?

It's called BDSM

(Begging-domination scrounging masochism)

Professey Chin

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I rather enjoy the homeless/beggars that are entertaining. I'd give them something if they made me laugh, the ones that just sit there, head down, cup out, they just get walked around, or over. Yes, they should be there for my entertainment.
There was one guy that used to hang around on Baggot st, used to crack us up, we used to sit and have a can with him occasionally. Really funny chap, quite intelligent too. Haven't been there in over a year, wonder if he's still there.

Am I the only one picturing you shouting "Dance monkey dance!!!" at loads of beggars?

Homer

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Am I the only one picturing you shouting "Dance monkey dance!!!" at loads of beggars?

Who can forget the original Bumfights videos from the late 90's..

Guys made literally millions and millions of dollars by getting drunken tramps and homeless people to knock seven shades of shoite out of each other and post it on the net!

Ingenious!

Quint

meganj wrote: »

I'd much prefer a smartarsed beggar then one who hassled me constantly.

I'd rather no beggers. Especially ones at ATM's

meganj

meganj wrote: »

So you believe that beggards should be simpering fools? bowing to you? "oh thank you sir for your two euro, thank you. would you like me to lick your shoes?" you didn't give him change he made a smart comment, it's a free country. just because he's a beggar doesn't mean he can't make a joke. laugh and the whole world laughs with you, bitch about beggars and the whole world thinks your taking it to seriously.

Fine i'll laugh at him next time he asks for money:D

Do all you beggar lovers want to move to your own town? Beggarsville sounds good.

Sure they're great chaps after all.

ejmaztec

meganj wrote: »

So you believe that beggards should be simpering fools? bowing to you? "oh thank you sir for your two euro, thank you. would you like me to lick your shoes?" you didn't give him change he made a smart comment, it's a free country. just because he's a beggar doesn't mean he can't make a joke. laugh and the whole world laughs with you, bitch about beggars and the whole world thinks your taking it to seriously.

It seems like you think that they should hand out business-cards and have secretaries, so that they can sort out the high-flying donors from the tight-fisted bastards like me.