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How often do you fart?

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    #32
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    not as funny as a front bottem fart :D:D:D:D

    It only took 31 posts.


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    #33
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    this thread needs a poll


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    #34
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I never had a problem with a woman farting during foreplay, or even beforehand. Of course it's different afterwards. :D


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    #35
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    bravestarr082 wrote: »
    I fart alot, and whats more I do it with pride and relief.

    Best way of getting to the bar, quickly.


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    #36
    Traditional
    Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭Traditional


    upto 15 times a day is supposed to be normal , after 20 you are supposed to seek medical advice


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    #37
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Berty wrote: »
    It only took 31 posts.


    hey man its not my fault i thaught you have to behave your self on board's :eek:


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    #38
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    not as funny as a front bottem fart :D:D:D:D

    Merely called a love puff.;)
    ( beforehand of course.:D)


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    #39
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    Farts are preludes to no.2's. If you feel bubbly, make your way to the powder room.



    Farts are preludes to no.2's. no there not certain foods cause gas and just because you fart doent mean your going to touch cloth if you know what i mean


    if you feel bubbly lmao :D:D


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    #40
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Traditional wrote: »
    ...after 20 you are supposed to seek medical advice

    No way! Is this fact or just something overheard in the pub? I could fart for Ireland.


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    #41
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Merely called a love puff.;)
    ( beforehand of course.:D)


    I remember one night my x did that i laughed so hard i came :D
    has any one evr farted while having sex and i dont me a love puff ?


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    #42
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Archeron wrote: »
    LOL, I had one of them recently, and I did time it. 78 seconds of solid parp!!

    Impressive indeed. Does anything feel better?:cool:


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    #43
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    WTF is a powder room? Are you American, or do you mean the crapper? :)

    Yes, I believe I meant the crapper. Thanks for picking me up on it :)


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    #44
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Impressive indeed. Does anything feel better?:cool:


    i dont beleave that dude man


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    #45
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Yes, I believe I meant the crapper. Thanks for picking me up on it :)

    My pleasure. A place to have a dump in is a place to have a dump in, no matter how it is "prettyfied". ;)


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    #46
    Ostrom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    do you smell your own farts ?

    if your in bed, would you lift up the cover's and have a deep smell of your fart?

    Hmm... The old 'trapper or flapper' debate


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    #47
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,190 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i dont beleave that dude man

    For real. and I was on the jax, so I got the full echo effect and all.


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    #48
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Is love puff a fanny fart or a regular fart during sex?


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    #49
    Ostrom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Archeron wrote: »
    For real. and I was on the jax, so I got the full echo effect and all.

    Surely there must be some way to harness the insight...

    We have all seen the sh*t list, should there be a 'taxonomy of fart'?


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    #50
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    efla wrote: »
    Hmm... The old 'trapper or flapper' debate

    you do:D
    Archeron wrote: »
    For real. and I was on the jax, so I got the full echo effect and all.

    im sorry if you had recoreded it ors oemthing then theres a possibility your saying you farted for 78 seconds likes thats a serous build up of gass's
    at least yo to light it :eek:


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    #51
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    at least yo to light it :eek:

    Haven't lit a fart in years. Will do it tonight. Thanks for the reminder.


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    #52
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    worsed thing in the world is when you shart :(


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    #53
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Traditional wrote: »
    upto 15 times a day is supposed to be normal , after 20 you are supposed to seek medical advice

    Bugger.....better ask the doc to cure my "21 Gun Salute" so :o


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    #54
    Traditional
    Registered Users Posts: 237 ✭✭Traditional


    Calling all people that fart ???
    what is the difference between a FART & A SPLART ?


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    #55
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    My pleasure. A place to have a dump in is a place to have a dump in, no matter how it is "prettyfied". ;)

    I love it.

    So, me and you are giggedy on the regular right? And I say-" back in a sec hon. Gona drop off some turf"

    I trot back in, and you ask how Im fixed for a length?

    Wouldnt happen.


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    #56
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Abigayle wrote: »
    I trot back in, and you ask how Im fixed for a length?

    Wouldnt happen.

    Sounds good to me. I have no shame. How are you fixed for length, love, or is it to splatty? ;)


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    #57
    CamperMan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    Banrion wrote: »
    LOL.
    Sorry I cant help. Im a girl.

    Balls, girls break wind


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    #58
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    CamperMan wrote: »
    Balls, girls break wind

    There are websites devoted to this kind of thing. My friend tells me. I wouldn't know. Honest.


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    #59
    Ostrom
    Registered Users Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Traditional wrote: »
    Calling all people that fart ???
    what is the difference between a FART & A SPLART ?

    Farts are clean sounding.

    Splart implies cheek-flapping.


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    #60
    HighMan
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭HighMan


    Women dont fart, they cough in their knickers!


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    #61
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    There are websites devoted to this kind of thing. My friend tells me. I wouldn't know. Honest.

    ah.. Brazilian fart porn


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