ever spat on a cat?

chrissb7 · 13-03-2009 11:08AM #1

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

Kintarō Hattori · 13-03-2009 11:09AM

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

funk-you · 13-03-2009 11:10AM

And in the haircut thread you were worried about looking like a knacker. LOL.

-Funk

chrissb7 · 13-03-2009 11:11AM

yeah hahahaha

James Forde · 13-03-2009 11:14AM

when i was 12 i found a dead cat and stuck a stick up where the sun don't shine.............and waved it around like a flag...........

consultech · 13-03-2009 11:15AM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

Jeysus...

BaconZombie · 13-03-2009 11:25AM

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

Zadkiel · 13-03-2009 11:26AM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

???

Earthhorse · 13-03-2009 11:29AM

BOFH_139 wrote: »

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

Why would anyone cook a cat?

irishsancho · 13-03-2009 11:30AM

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

Why would you want to do that?

Mr. Incognito · 13-03-2009 11:31AM

I was expecting links to porn.

Lesbians spitting on each others's pussy cats.

super_furry · 13-03-2009 11:32AM

In a forum where stupidity can sometimes be the norm, this is a new low.

Kiera · 13-03-2009 11:41AM

I've kicked a cat, never spat on one tho. Spitting isnt very lady-like.

ScumLord · 13-03-2009 11:44AM

But man spit is the good stuff as far as cats are concerned. Now they'll be able to style their hair like them fellas off the tv with the stupid spiky hair on them.

Kintarō Hattori · 13-03-2009 11:45AM

Kiera wrote: »

I've kicked a cat, never spat on one tho. Spitting isnt very lady-like.

Neither is kicking.

ejmaztec · 13-03-2009 11:48AM

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

When that cat tells all its pals, they'll tear you to pieces - make a will -you're screwed.

Wagon · 13-03-2009 11:50AM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

Here, if you're going to start going on like a member of PETA than I'll spit on you. Cat's are bastards.

Iang87 · 13-03-2009 12:00PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

he was clearly trying to achieve a wet cat

Berty · 13-03-2009 12:03PM

I once put double sided tape on the cats feet. He was not impressed and very annoyed. Gave up half way across the wodden floor and sat down. I put his bowl across the room. He tried but couldnt be ar*sed.

Kintarō Hattori · 13-03-2009 12:13PM

Wagon wrote: »

Here, if you're going to start going on like a member of PETA than I'll spit on you. Cat's are bastards.

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

Zangetsu · 13-03-2009 12:16PM

Natures lubricant ftw

Hogzy · 13-03-2009 12:19PM

I spat on a pussy once... It bit me HARD!

Wagon · 13-03-2009 12:26PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

It was a cat! It was following him! Like a homeless person would...are you saying it's wrong to spit on a homeless person? :eek:

BaconZombie · 13-03-2009 12:31PM

FYP

Iang87 wrote: »

he was clearly trying to achieve a wet cat pussy

LouOB · 13-03-2009 12:32PM

My cat follows me when I go out walking
I end up having to pick the stupid ginger fe*cker up and put him in gaff

Was the cat ginger?

I also have a black one.But he has more sense

jebuz · 13-03-2009 01:15PM

I'd like to say something here.

I think its hilarious. Well done OP.

TPD · 13-03-2009 01:19PM

jebuz wrote: »

I'd like to say something here.

I think its hilarious. Well done OP.

Croc bites girls head off - people joke.

Spit on a cat - people get offended.

On a related note, I once heard tell of someone who spat phlegm onto a robin.

Eric Cartman · 13-03-2009 01:22PM

got sick on one at a party, thought i was just geting sick in a bush, turns out the cat was in the bush, decided not to tell anyone

whatduck · 13-03-2009 01:26PM

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

It's a disgusting thing to do.

Who's feeling disgust? I'm pretty sure cats don't get morally outraged if you spit on them.

13-03-2009 01:30PM

Slightly off-topic but..

Has anyone ever put selotape on a cat's back? I don't think it hurts them but is quite funny to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFiSGlkoiQ

Mr.Applepie · 13-03-2009 01:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Slightly off-topic but..

Has anyone ever put selotape on a cat's back? I don't think it hurts them but is quite funny to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFiSGlkoiQ

You've received my first ever thanks! I wonder will it work on my dog...

ever spat on a cat?

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