ever spat on a cat?

chrissb7

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

Kintarō Hattori

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

funk-you

And in the haircut thread you were worried about looking like a knacker. LOL.

-Funk

chrissb7

yeah hahahaha

James Forde

when i was 12 i found a dead cat and stuck a stick up where the sun don't shine.............and waved it around like a flag...........

consultech

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

Jeysus...

BaconZombie

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

Zadkiel

BOFH_139 wrote: »

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

???

Earthhorse

BOFH_139 wrote: »

My old flatmate throws spaghetti on his cats back instead of the wall to check if its cooked.

Why would anyone cook a cat?

irishsancho

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

Why would you want to do that?

Mr. Incognito

I was expecting links to porn.

Lesbians spitting on each others's pussy cats.

super_furry

In a forum where stupidity can sometimes be the norm, this is a new low.

Kiera

I've kicked a cat, never spat on one tho. Spitting isnt very lady-like.

ScumLord

But man spit is the good stuff as far as cats are concerned. Now they'll be able to style their hair like them fellas off the tv with the stupid spiky hair on them.

Kintarō Hattori

Kiera wrote: »

I've kicked a cat, never spat on one tho. Spitting isnt very lady-like.

Neither is kicking.

ejmaztec

chrissb7 wrote: »

yeh im not proud to say it i was pretty much off my face at the time but i spat on a cat that kept following me needless to say me and my friend ended up in tears laughing.just want to know am i alone in my cruelty?

When that cat tells all its pals, they'll tear you to pieces - make a will -you're screwed.

Wagon

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

Here, if you're going to start going on like a member of PETA than I'll spit on you. Cat's are bastards.

Iang87

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I certainly hope so. It's a disgusting thing to do. What did you feel would be achieved by this?

he was clearly trying to achieve a wet cat

Berty

I once put double sided tape on the cats feet. He was not impressed and very annoyed. Gave up half way across the wodden floor and sat down. I put his bowl across the room. He tried but couldnt be ar*sed.

Kintarō Hattori

Wagon wrote: »

Here, if you're going to start going on like a member of PETA than I'll spit on you. Cat's are bastards.

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

Zangetsu

Natures lubricant ftw

Hogzy

I spat on a pussy once... It bit me HARD!

Wagon

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

It was a cat! It was following him! Like a homeless person would...are you saying it's wrong to spit on a homeless person? :eek:

BaconZombie

FYP

Iang87 wrote: »

he was clearly trying to achieve a wet cat pussy

LouOB

My cat follows me when I go out walking
I end up having to pick the stupid ginger fe*cker up and put him in gaff

Was the cat ginger?

I also have a black one.But he has more sense

jebuz

I'd like to say something here.

I think its hilarious. Well done OP.

TPD

jebuz wrote: »

I'd like to say something here.

I think its hilarious. Well done OP.

Croc bites girls head off - people joke.

Spit on a cat - people get offended.


On a related note, I once heard tell of someone who spat phlegm onto a robin.

Eric Cartman

got sick on one at a party, thought i was just geting sick in a bush, turns out the cat was in the bush, decided not to tell anyone

whatduck

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

It's a disgusting thing to do.

Who's feeling disgust? I'm pretty sure cats don't get morally outraged if you spit on them.

Slightly off-topic but..

Has anyone ever put selotape on a cat's back? I don't think it hurts them but is quite funny to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFiSGlkoiQ

Mr.Applepie

Deleted User wrote: »

Slightly off-topic but..

Has anyone ever put selotape on a cat's back? I don't think it hurts them but is quite funny to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFiSGlkoiQ

You've received my first ever thanks! I wonder will it work on my dog...

javaboy

Mr.Applepie wrote: »

You've received my first ever thanks! I wonder will it work on my dog...

Nope: http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=58213999#post58213999

Kintarō Hattori

whatduck wrote: »

Who's feeling disgust? I'm pretty sure cats don't get morally outraged if you spit on them.

I don't believe anyone's feeling disgusted, just surprised that someone can be that revolting. It shows a complete lack of manners and I would say intelligence.

You're only pretty sure they don't feel outraged..... I'm certain they don't. I guess that helps back up my last point.

CCCP^

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

Inferior creature?!?! Hmph!

Iang87

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I'm not going on like anything. Regardless of whether it's a cat or any other animal it's moronic behaviour. I'd have thought we had evolved beyond the need to spit on an inferior creature.

Clearly not.

i reckon he/she is a cat person anyway. just a hunch i have

PK2008

anything that hurts cats makes me (and this cat) sick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

PK2008

PK2008 wrote: »

anything that hurts cats makes me (and this cat) sick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLDbGqJ2KYk

Fixed.

whatduck

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

I don't believe anyone's feeling disgusted, just surprised that someone can be that revolting. It shows a complete lack of manners and I would say intelligence.

You're only pretty sure they don't feel outraged..... I'm certain they don't. I guess that helps back up my last point.

Well when someone says something is disgusting its a fair assumption they're disgusted. If your not fair enough I just don't see how anyone could feel strongly one way or the other about someone spitting on a cat.

Also if you believe that your 101% certainty that cats don't feel moral outrage helps back up any point your making than it would want to be a very odd point.

Latchy

I once sent my dog out to chase a cat .But it just sat and looked at the cat and the cat just sat and looked at him .They just stared and stared for ages .Then the cat got bored and pissed off

g5fd6ow0hseima

My friend once threw a cat as high up in the air as he possibly could to see if it would land on its feet. Therefore, he threw it up upside down so the cat had no bearings and thirty feet later the cat smacked the ground on its side. It let out a wierd yelp, and calmly proceeded into the nearest ditch, where it most likely died.

Also, another friend swung a cat by its tail and threw it off a shed roof. That cat landed well though, was able to run off.

Zadkiel

Quentin Fast Groceries wrote: »

My friend once threw a cat as high up in the air as he possibly could to see if it would land on its feet. Therefore, he threw it up upside down so the cat had no bearings and thirty feet later the cat smacked the ground on its side. It let out a wierd yelp, and calmly proceeded into the nearest ditch, where it most likely died.

Also, another friend swung a cat by its tail and threw it off a shed roof. That cat landed well though, was able to run off.

Nothing on TV that day?
Seriously though...why would either of them want to do that?

anplaya

Quentin Fast Groceries wrote: »

My friend once threw a cat as high up in the air as he possibly could to see if it would land on its feet. Therefore, he threw it up upside down so the cat had no bearings and thirty feet later the cat smacked the ground on its side. It let out a wierd yelp, and calmly proceeded into the nearest ditch, where it most likely died.

Also, another friend swung a cat by its tail and threw it off a shed roof. That cat landed well though, was able to run off.

some dickheads those mates of yours eh

inforfun

Quentin Fast Groceries wrote: »

My friend once threw a cat as high up in the air as he possibly could to see if it would land on its feet. Therefore, he threw it up upside down so the cat had no bearings and thirty feet later the cat smacked the ground on its side. It let out a wierd yelp, and calmly proceeded into the nearest ditch, where it most likely died.

Also, another friend swung a cat by its tail and threw it off a shed roof. That cat landed well though, was able to run off.

I only hope that some day those friends of yours meet someone who is just as interested to do those same experiments on your friends.

Turd Ferguson

I once threw a cat into a wall. I was minding it for my uncle and during the night the fucker somehow managed to come into my room while I was sleeping. I woke up to the cat lying on my head. I just panicked and threw it across the room without realising it was the cat. It was ok though, and I spent the rest of the night playing with it.

Gummy Panda

How could someone be mean to Mr Biggles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx9295krzEM

Latchy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

It was ok though, and I spent the rest of the night playing with it.

Ahhh jeeze , how sweet is that ? .

g5fd6ow0hseima

Zadkiel wrote: »

Nothing on TV that day?
Seriously thought...why would either of them want to do that?

I dont know. Well, with the flinging of the cat by its tail, it wasnt into anything, just on to the lawn, and with the launching of the cat upwards, well, He just wanted to proove wrong the view that cats always landed on their feet.

arybvtcw0eolkf

super_furry wrote: »

In a forum where stupidity can sometimes be the norm, this is a new low.

And just when you thought you'd hit a new low, Kiera follows it up with this little beaut!.

Kiera wrote: »

I've kicked a cat, never spat on one tho. Spitting isnt very lady-like.

My last cat died after (in the vets opinion) it was kicked. It suffered a fractured pelvis and fractures to one of its rear legs, eventually the kidney damage killed it.

The Vets says its pretty common to find the most horrendous cruelty inflicted on cats, kicking being the most common.

Someone who'd kick a cat probably doesn't give a flying fuck what other's opinions are of their actions - but I think your actions were sick, disgusting & cowardly.

But hey, its only a cat - eh!.

:rolleyes:

NewFrockTuesday

I think it was on here before on another cat thread that someone went to view a flat in belfast and it was a really dank awful place with a horrible smell in it. Turned out there was a dead cat in the place and the guy threw it out the window - I think it might have been their student digs or something like that.

The next day in the paper there was an article on the practise of the black arts on the area and as proof they had found a cat impaled on a fence spike...was the cat yon guy had flung out the window

PK2008

Cant we all just get along, like these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tB6p6yGac

(I cant do youtube links)

NewFrockTuesday

My last cat died after (in the vets opinion) it was kicked. It suffered a fractured pelvis and fractures to one of its rear legs, eventually the kidney damage killed it.

The Vets says its pretty common to find the most horrendous cruelty inflicted on cats, kicking being the most common.

Someone who'd kick a cat probably doesn't give a flying **** what other's opinions are of their actions - but I think your actions are sick, disgusting & cowardly.

Ah stop. Dont let the thread desend into horrible things that have been done to cats. Ill get upset Its Friday....keep it happy


Sorry to hear that btw. Some people have no consience.