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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    friendly like a prostitute looking for her next fix


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    Oh, I'm an expert at Tranquilising Ladies, I'll be very professional!
    .....wait, that didn't sound right. Ah well...
    *Tranquilises Tirabaralla*

    *doesn't quite understand how he just did that*

    Cable, I believe you'd have to see another guy about adrenaline shots, my business is tranqs. There's a guy under Patrick's bridge who might eb able to help you!


    Awwwww...nice feeling *_*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Best chat up line ever! *holds rag up 2 girls face* does this smell like chloroform 2 u? :-D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    Cable wrote: »
    friendly like a prostitute looking for her next fix
    NowNow!
    Stop or I'll start with asking you the present indicative of the verb "to be" :mad:
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Cable wrote: »
    friendly like a prostitute looking for her next fix

    Junkies have Fixes, Brassers turn tricks.


    Tirbarabellababa (something like that right????), Is a Pimp, Pimpin her skillz with the Language of Italy. She Probably has a Purple Suit and Cane and everything¬!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    magicianz wrote: »
    Best chat up line ever! *holds rag up 2 girls face* does this smell like chloroform 2 u? :-D

    Would you believe myself and a buddy went out in Cork one night with such a rag and asked people to smell how nice it is. It was actually scary the amount of girls that sniffed it. THink we got 7 in 10 sniffed in. And what was worse when we explained that it could have easily be covered in chloroform 3 of those 7 didnt know what it was :s


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Me........go...........sleep.........now nite nite
    I eat out of it :o

    That sounds wrong on so many levels. I'll leave the twisted words for Towel401 :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Its hardly prostitution! She wants 2 teach me to speak italian thts all *shifty eyes*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    NowNow!
    Stop or I'll start with asking you the present indicative of the verb "to be" :mad:
    :D

    my metaphors do nothing but get me in trouble. It's a wonder I have a girlfriend at all half the time :s


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    Junkies have Fixes, Brassers turn tricks.


    Tirbarabellababa (something like that right????), Is a Pimp, Pimpin her skillz with the Language of Italy. She Probably has a Purple Suit and Cane and everything¬!!!
    Nope, I use my boobs eyes to impress.
    :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    Cable wrote: »
    I also make over the counter chloroform
    if anyones interested

    anyone?

    Right here, my man! I needs me some sleep....
    *sniffs rag*
    Hey, you're right magicianz, it does smell like chloroform!
    G'night everbody! Glad I could be of service, Tirabaralla!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Haha! Nice cable :-P ppl dont know anything anymore xD nd kingtut it means having a meal ofc durrr :-P im guna have 2 try tht chloroform thing xP


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    kingtut wrote: »
    Me........go...........sleep.........now nite nite



    That sounds wrong on so many levels. I'll leave the twisted words for Towel401 :D
    Said the guys who wrote something like "u are giving me big heads, guys" :D

    NiteNite :-*


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Nope, I use my eyes boobs to impress.

    :eek::P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    Right here, my man! I needs me some sleep....
    *sniffs rag*
    Hey, you're right magicianz, it does smell like chloroform!
    G'night everbody! Glad I could be of service, Tirabaralla!

    Going to have a bowl of milk and then to bed again...I am sedated :P
    Nite everyone :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Lol eyes > boobs anyday xD call me weird but i dont perv on girls :-P nite nite commie


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    kingtut wrote: »
    :eek::P
    U were gone to bed... :P
    (almost all my poor students are girls, don't worry :D)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    a bowl of milk? with cereal right?

    cause otherwise wouldnt it be easier drink from a glass, i mean even if you dont have aposable thumbs you could manage a straw?

    But good night ... cant believe Ive been dragged back to the site after years of absence


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Oh noes! She turned into giant hello kitty doll! Get the shotguns! :-o night night tira! *italian hug* xD


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    Cable wrote: »
    a bowl of milk? with cereal right?

    cause otherwise wouldnt it be easier drink from a glass, i mean even if you dont have aposable thumbs you could manage a straw?

    But good night ... cant believe Ive been dragged back to the site after years of absence

    Nonsense conversation can do this...so come back again ^_^
    I love my milk from the bowl, with or without cereals...dunno why (said the Hello Kitty gurl)

    Buonanotte :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,422 ✭✭✭Tirabaralla


    magicianz wrote: »
    Oh noes! She turned into giant hello kitty doll! Get the shotguns! :-o night night tira! *italian hug* xD

    HK hug =^.^=
    Nite


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Same time 2mo guys? xD:-P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 326 ✭✭Cable


    magicianz wrote: »
    Same time 2mo guys? xD:-P


    **dustballs**


  • Registered Users Posts: 582 ✭✭✭LiNgWiStIkZ


    LOL what did I miss?:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Everyone going to sleep :-P and apparently tira drinks milk from a bowl and i think i had cyber sex with tira in 1 post xD


  • Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭Princess Lou


    bored in college lalalalala


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    bored in college lalalalala

    Join the club :-P what college u in?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Bored of learning! Anyone at all online in the same position? :-P


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    I think she's in CIT?

    I'm bored too :( And cold :( Reallyyyyyy cold!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Lol aww *warm hug* :-P shud totally get sum hot chocolate:-D

    Thank god for phones like id be dead without tlking to ppl xP need something to keep me sane :-P get to watch the morbegs in class 4 sum reason :-D


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