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Good Place To Masturbate In Trinity

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    #32
    Cerium
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭Cerium


    TX123 wrote: »
    are u serious? probably arts students cos physicists are soo pure

    Obviously so. Theyr'e just the bad kids that haven't been caught in the headlights, trousers at their feet yet. =)


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    #33
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Is it true they recently found a dead extra from Educating Rita in the Trinity jacks ?


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    #34
    Fad
    Registered Users Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭Fad


    PurpleFistMixer wrote: »
    This thread is starting to get creepy.

    I dont think this thread is overly scandalous, but Im surprised it has last so long:pac:


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    #35
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Yeah, Trinity students aren't exactly famous for their longevity...

    Wait, I...eh...


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    #36
    Tricity Bendix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    PurpleFistMixer wrote: »
    In the SNIAM building, obviously.

    This thread is starting to get creepy.
    Part of me wants to agree, another wants to call you a prude. Maybe if I was still on campus I'd be more horrified.


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    #37
    Time Magazine
    Registered Users Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    Sociology toilets in College Green. Be sure to stain their carpets.


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    #38
    AARRRGH
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    You could apply for a part-time job in the canteen and **** into the food.

    /I don't know why I find that funny


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    #39
    Cantab.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Cantab.


    AARRRGH wrote: »
    You could apply for a part-time job in the canteen and **** into the food.

    /I don't know why I find that funny

    Anyone ever wonder what that white stuff on top of the lasagne is?


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    #40
    JC 2K3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    Cantab. wrote: »
    Anyone ever wonder what that white stuff on top of the lasagne is?
    Is that a confession?


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    #41
    Cantab.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Cantab.


    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    Is that a confession?

    I'll admit it: I had vegetarian lasange in the dining hall earlier. Although those croquets made me feel a little guilty. I would have preferred a less extravagent version of the humble potatoe.


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    #42
    katzenjammer
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭katzenjammer


    NO! Not the precious SNIAM!! Go to the Lloyd- it's nearly the same, just emptier.


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    #43
    devinejay
    Registered Users Posts: 639 ✭✭✭devinejay


    I'm surprised nobody mentioned the Campanile yet...


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    #44
    Mr. IWJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Mr. IWJ


    Is it true that if you **** under the bell-tower to fail your exams and your penis becomes a Griffin?

    Serious question.


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    #45
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    Did it ever occur to you that in a joke thread, someone might play along for humourous effect?

    actual lol at the responses. Made my day they did.


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    #46
    andrew
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew


    Pics or it didn't....actually, nevermind.


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    #47
    Peleus
    Registered Users Posts: 784 ✭✭✭Peleus


    just find an empty lecture theatre in the hamilton, lock the doors and go fuc*ing nuts.


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    #48
    Unregistered.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Unregistered.


    Peleus wrote: »
    just find an empty lecture theatre in the hamilton, lock the doors and go fuc*ing nuts.

    i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....


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    #49
    [Deleted User]
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    Unregistered. wrote: »
    i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....
    Unregistered. wrote: »
    i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....

    You were busy between 6pm and 7pm so?


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    #50
    Mr. IWJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Mr. IWJ


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    Did it ever occur to you that in a joke thread, someone might play along for humourous effect?

    actual lol at the responses. Made my day they did.

    Whos joking?

    Today was the big day, guys.

    All I can say is...wow. Just wow.

    I had to sit through 3 lectures in a row in the Arts block with a huge boner, just craving a **** like a heroin addict craves, uh, heroin. Anyway after my 3pm I rushed upstairs, penis a bobbing, and had the best **** of my life.

    At first I was trying to think of something milfish,then something more inter-racial, but after a few minutes nothing was bailing out the banks. Then, BAM!, suddenly my imagination transported me back 1747 and I was in fact Edmund Burke, attending a cocaine-infused orgy after a successfull debate against the Historical club. After less than a minute of boning a young fair-haired Catholic peasant girl, I had blown my load and made quite a mess.

    I hope to masburbate in the SNIAM building sometime next week. I shall update you with my progress.


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    #51
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Just to note, the SNIAM wasn't around in Burke, Salmons or any other historical trinity figures time.

    I'm not sure how well masturbating while imagining to be Sammy Nassar works, but lemme know.


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    #52
    flogan
    Registered Users Posts: 5 ✭flogan


    or if you know the code for the changing rooms in the pav...


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    #53
    Cantab.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Cantab.


    Mr. IWJ wrote: »
    I hope to masburbate in the SNIAM building sometime next week. I shall update you with my progress.

    FFS.

    All this school-boy banter only serves to attract the cruisers.

    The jacks in the Hamilton are still a no-go area cos of exactly the kind of public airing of bull crap that goes online in here. It attracts the very worst of society like a magnet. Palmerstown Park is also a no-go area -- many a time I've cycled through pissed only to forget that they meet up in there (even on Monday/Tuesday nights FFS!). Halls residents should be explicitly warned.

    It's only a matter of time before some perverted nut-job walks off the street and exposes himself. Worse still, he goes even further and does some real damage.


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    #54
    Mr. IWJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25 ✭Mr. IWJ


    Cantab. wrote: »
    FFS.

    All this school-boy banter only serves to attract the cruisers.

    The jacks in the Hamilton are still a no-go area cos of exactly the kind of public airing of bull crap that goes online in here. It attracts the very worst of society like a magnet. Palmerstown Park is also a no-go area -- many a time I've cycled through pissed only to forget that they meet up in there (even on Monday/Tuesday nights FFS!). Halls residents should be explicitly warned.

    It's only a matter of time before some perverted nut-job walks off the street and exposes himself. Worse still, he goes even further and does some real damage.

    So you are saying that if I go into the SNIAM toilets, I will be accosted by gays? Thats is a worrying thought. I shall be sure to bring my sword and sodomy-repellent spray.

    Thanks for the heads up.


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    #55
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    Fad wrote: »
    I resent this!

    Cantab would be disgusted that people would masturbate in TCD!
    What would the fellows say about this!

    An old election poster of Cameron-Coen would probably help ?
    Now where the heck can I plug in my kettle ?


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    #56
    Pet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    It's only a matter of time before some perverted nut-job walks off the street and exposes himself.

    Oh noes! Phear!


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    #57
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    Pet wrote: »
    Oh noes! Phear!

    WHERE CAN I PLUG IN MY KETTLE !!!


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    #58
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    LenovoUser wrote: »
    WHERE CAN I PLUG IN MY KETTLE !!!
    How are ye fixed for Monday night, Pet ?
    I'm a mature student ( Photographer) , could be yer Grandaddy.
    **** on :-)


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    #59
    House of Wolves
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭House of Wolves


    LenovoUser wrote: »
    WHERE CAN I PLUG IN MY KETTLE !!!

    The library is a good place, people in there wont mind at all :D


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    #60
    LenovoUser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭LenovoUser


    House of Wolves wrote: »
    The library is a good place, people in there wont mind at all :D
    Naw, the books put me off...


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    #61
    Cantab.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,444 ✭✭✭Cantab.


    Mr. IWJ wrote: »
    sodomy-repellent spray.

    Sodomy-repellent spray occurs naturally you know!

    The human species must have undergone some terrible external force at some point in our history causing this anomaly in our genetic make-up.


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