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Good Place To Masturbate In Trinity

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24-02-2009 6:01pm

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Mr. IWJ

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In the library now. Dieing to shake hands with the Taoiseach but the jacks here smell of poo and wee.

Is there anywhere on campus suitable for pitch-capping the peasant?

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tcd is full of wankers

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#2 24-02-2009 6:07pm
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Sure wander down to the hamilton bathrooms, stick it in one of the holes in the cubicles and see what happens.

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#3 24-02-2009 6:09pm
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snappieT wrote: »

Sure wander down to the hamilton bathrooms, stick it in one of the holes in the cubicles and see what happens.

Please sir, this is a serious issue.

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#4 24-02-2009 6:11pm
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Below that sign that says cyclists dismount

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#5 24-02-2009 6:14pm
Mr. IWJ

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KieranKennedy wrote: »

Below that sign that says cyclists dismount

Wheres that?

Think I'm about to EXPLODE.

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#6 24-02-2009 6:31pm
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I'll give it two seconds then i'll send a cleaner in.

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#7 24-02-2009 6:35pm
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Arts Block top floor.

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#8 24-02-2009 10:52pm
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Yay! IBTL :rolleyes: !

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#9 24-02-2009 11:01pm
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Thread title changed in a total abuse of poweh due to the previous sexist title.

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#10 24-02-2009 11:35pm
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Do it in the SU.

You'd fit in nicely.

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#11 24-02-2009 11:53pm
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The Cocker lab in the Hamilton east end sounds appropriate.

You can also try and squeeze your dick into a test tube if you get bored. See if it fits.

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#12 25-02-2009 12:06am
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I want Cantab to see this thread soooooooooooooooo much:pac:

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#13 25-02-2009 12:28am
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Cantab loves a ****. But he's giving it up for Lent.

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#14 25-02-2009 12:29am
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Piranha ran an article on this a while back. You know, back when it was still funny.

I remember the Provost's garden coming quite high up on it.

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#15 25-02-2009 12:29am
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Rorate Caeli wrote: »

Cantab loves a ****. But he's giving it up for Lent.

I resent this!

Cantab would be disgusted that people would masturbate in TCD!
What would the fellows say about this!

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#16 25-02-2009 12:48am
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Ì dunno mate, but they definitely don't **** in Cambridge or Oxford. Oh no no.

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#17 25-02-2009 12:51am
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What about those gmb stories?

/thread hijack
Crash.. You got your name back?
That new ross fella seems like a really nice guy. He change it back for you? :P

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#18 25-02-2009 2:51am
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Lloyd bathrooms. SNIAM bathrooms. Basement of museum building. Behind the Moyne Institute. Use your imagination, dollface.

Cantab's totally giving it up for Lent, though. He's just the type.

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#19 25-02-2009 8:03pm
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I'm hearing very good things about the top floor of the Arts block.

Haven't mailed my package on campus yet, but I think tomorrow could be the big day.

Thanks for the replies.

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#20 25-02-2009 8:18pm
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We were talking about this just today in the HamCaf, snap!

I think Lloyd bathrooms or the basement in the museum buildings would be your best bet.

Also on a very slightly more serious note, I can't really believe this thread actually exists. I can't tell whether I'm pleasantly surprised, or mildly appalled. Once again the internet blurs my moral guidelines. Alas!

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#21 25-02-2009 8:44pm
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devinejay wrote: »

We were talking about this just today in the HamCaf, snap!

I think Lloyd bathrooms or the basement in the museum buildings would be your best bet.

Also on a very slightly more serious note, I can't really believe this thread actually exists. I can't tell whether I'm pleasantly surprised, or mildly appalled. Once again the internet blurs my moral guidelines. Alas!

Were you sitting beside Cantab. by any chance?? :P

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#22 25-02-2009 8:53pm
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Were you sitting beside Cantab. by any chance??

Yeah, we also played our new ringtones to each other and were rolling joints and using ****ty grammar and talking about how "the ****in government is ****in stew-pah, why don't they just ****in fix the country!";)

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#23 25-02-2009 10:38pm
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Sniam toilets seem like a safe option. They're single toilets and no-one ever uses them.

For added fun you could use the girls toilet. if someone sees you coming out they'll just assume you didn't see the sign (it's a tiny circle above the handle, easy to miss) !

The lift in the hamilton seems like a good place for a danger ****, do it late in the evening though, otherwise it's just unfair on yourself :pac:!

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#24 25-02-2009 10:52pm
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These "Sniam" toilets also sound appealling for the peeling. Where would one find them?

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#25 25-02-2009 11:04pm
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In the SNIAM building, obviously.

This thread is starting to get creepy.

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#26 25-02-2009 11:20pm
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PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

In the SNIAM building, obviously.

This thread is starting to get creepy.

I don't know where or what the SNIAM building is. Please be more helpfull.

And whats creepy about pleasuring oneself? Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

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#27 25-02-2009 11:27pm
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http://www.tcd.ie/Maps/
Knock yourself out.

Pleasuring oneself is not creepy in and of itself, but doing it on college campus in, for example, the girls toilets, is pretty weird.

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#28 25-02-2009 11:38pm
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jaysus this thread is creepy. im in the sniam everyday and use the toilets and last thing i want is knowing someone in the next toilet is having a tommy tank. thinking about it know it is very private in those toilets hmmmm ideas are arising lol

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#29 25-02-2009 11:55pm
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In the gym, there is loads of places in! just where those huge windows are facing the st, no one will see you there!

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#30 26-02-2009 12:04am
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TX123 wrote: »

jaysus this thread is creepy. im in the sniam everyday and use the toilets and last thing i want is knowing someone in the next toilet is having a tommy tank.

I know more people who are far more inclined to have a two-man meeting up there to be honest.

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#31 26-02-2009 12:11am
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Cerium wrote: »

I know more people who are far more inclined to have a two-man meeting up there to be honest.

are u serious? probably arts students cos physicists are soo pure

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