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Good Place To Masturbate In Trinity

Mr. IWJ · 2009-02-24 17:01:06

In the library now. Dieing to shake hands with the Taoiseach but the jacks here smell of poo and wee. Is there anywhere on campus suitable for pitch-capping the peasant?

24-02-2009 5:01pm

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In the library now. Dieing to shake hands with the Taoiseach but the jacks here smell of poo and wee.

Is there anywhere on campus suitable for pitch-capping the peasant?

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tcd is full of wankers

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#2 24-02-2009 5:07pm

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Sure wander down to the hamilton bathrooms, stick it in one of the holes in the cubicles and see what happens.

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#3 24-02-2009 5:09pm

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snappieT wrote: »

Sure wander down to the hamilton bathrooms, stick it in one of the holes in the cubicles and see what happens.

Please sir, this is a serious issue.

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#4 24-02-2009 5:11pm

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Below that sign that says cyclists dismount

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#5 24-02-2009 5:14pm

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KieranKennedy wrote: »

Below that sign that says cyclists dismount

Wheres that?

Think I'm about to EXPLODE.

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#6 24-02-2009 5:31pm

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I'll give it two seconds then i'll send a cleaner in.

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#7 24-02-2009 5:35pm

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Arts Block top floor.

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#8 24-02-2009 9:52pm

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Yay! IBTL :rolleyes: !

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#9 24-02-2009 10:01pm

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Thread title changed in a total abuse of poweh due to the previous sexist title.

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#10 24-02-2009 10:35pm

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Do it in the SU.

You'd fit in nicely.

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#11 24-02-2009 10:53pm

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The Cocker lab in the Hamilton east end sounds appropriate.

You can also try and squeeze your dick into a test tube if you get bored. See if it fits.

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#12 24-02-2009 11:06pm

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I want Cantab to see this thread soooooooooooooooo much:pac:

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#13 24-02-2009 11:28pm

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Cantab loves a ****. But he's giving it up for Lent.

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#14 24-02-2009 11:29pm

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Piranha ran an article on this a while back. You know, back when it was still funny.

I remember the Provost's garden coming quite high up on it.

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#15 24-02-2009 11:29pm

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Rorate Caeli wrote: »

Cantab loves a ****. But he's giving it up for Lent.

I resent this!

Cantab would be disgusted that people would masturbate in TCD!
What would the fellows say about this!

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#16 24-02-2009 11:48pm

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Ì dunno mate, but they definitely don't **** in Cambridge or Oxford. Oh no no.

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#17 24-02-2009 11:51pm

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What about those gmb stories?

/thread hijack
Crash.. You got your name back?
That new ross fella seems like a really nice guy. He change it back for you? :P

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#18 25-02-2009 1:51am

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Lloyd bathrooms. SNIAM bathrooms. Basement of museum building. Behind the Moyne Institute. Use your imagination, dollface.

Cantab's totally giving it up for Lent, though. He's just the type.

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#19 25-02-2009 7:03pm

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I'm hearing very good things about the top floor of the Arts block.

Haven't mailed my package on campus yet, but I think tomorrow could be the big day.

Thanks for the replies.

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#20 25-02-2009 7:18pm

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We were talking about this just today in the HamCaf, snap!

I think Lloyd bathrooms or the basement in the museum buildings would be your best bet.

Also on a very slightly more serious note, I can't really believe this thread actually exists. I can't tell whether I'm pleasantly surprised, or mildly appalled. Once again the internet blurs my moral guidelines. Alas!

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#21 25-02-2009 7:44pm

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devinejay wrote: »

We were talking about this just today in the HamCaf, snap!

I think Lloyd bathrooms or the basement in the museum buildings would be your best bet.

Also on a very slightly more serious note, I can't really believe this thread actually exists. I can't tell whether I'm pleasantly surprised, or mildly appalled. Once again the internet blurs my moral guidelines. Alas!

Were you sitting beside Cantab. by any chance?? :P

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#22 25-02-2009 7:53pm

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Were you sitting beside Cantab. by any chance??

Yeah, we also played our new ringtones to each other and were rolling joints and using ****ty grammar and talking about how "the ****in government is ****in stew-pah, why don't they just ****in fix the country!";)

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#23 25-02-2009 9:38pm

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Sniam toilets seem like a safe option. They're single toilets and no-one ever uses them.

For added fun you could use the girls toilet. if someone sees you coming out they'll just assume you didn't see the sign (it's a tiny circle above the handle, easy to miss) !

The lift in the hamilton seems like a good place for a danger ****, do it late in the evening though, otherwise it's just unfair on yourself :pac:!

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#24 25-02-2009 9:52pm

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These "Sniam" toilets also sound appealling for the peeling. Where would one find them?

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#25 25-02-2009 10:04pm

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In the SNIAM building, obviously.

This thread is starting to get creepy.

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#26 25-02-2009 10:20pm

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PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

In the SNIAM building, obviously.

This thread is starting to get creepy.

I don't know where or what the SNIAM building is. Please be more helpfull.

And whats creepy about pleasuring oneself? Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.

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#27 25-02-2009 10:27pm

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http://www.tcd.ie/Maps/
Knock yourself out.

Pleasuring oneself is not creepy in and of itself, but doing it on college campus in, for example, the girls toilets, is pretty weird.

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#28 25-02-2009 10:38pm

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jaysus this thread is creepy. im in the sniam everyday and use the toilets and last thing i want is knowing someone in the next toilet is having a tommy tank. thinking about it know it is very private in those toilets hmmmm ideas are arising lol

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#29 25-02-2009 10:55pm

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In the gym, there is loads of places in! just where those huge windows are facing the st, no one will see you there!

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#30 25-02-2009 11:04pm

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TX123 wrote: »

jaysus this thread is creepy. im in the sniam everyday and use the toilets and last thing i want is knowing someone in the next toilet is having a tommy tank.

I know more people who are far more inclined to have a two-man meeting up there to be honest.

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#31 25-02-2009 11:11pm

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Cerium wrote: »

I know more people who are far more inclined to have a two-man meeting up there to be honest.

are u serious? probably arts students cos physicists are soo pure

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#32 25-02-2009 11:15pm

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TX123 wrote: »

are u serious? probably arts students cos physicists are soo pure

Obviously so. Theyr'e just the bad kids that haven't been caught in the headlights, trousers at their feet yet.

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#33 25-02-2009 11:20pm

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Is it true they recently found a dead extra from Educating Rita in the Trinity jacks ?

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#34 25-02-2009 11:25pm

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PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

This thread is starting to get creepy.

I dont think this thread is overly scandalous, but Im surprised it has last so long:pac:

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#35 25-02-2009 11:51pm

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Yeah, Trinity students aren't exactly famous for their longevity...

Wait, I...eh...

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#36 25-02-2009 11:52pm

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PurpleFistMixer wrote: »

In the SNIAM building, obviously.

This thread is starting to get creepy.

Part of me wants to agree, another wants to call you a prude. Maybe if I was still on campus I'd be more horrified.

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#37 25-02-2009 11:58pm

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Sociology toilets in College Green. Be sure to stain their carpets.

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#38 26-02-2009 12:01am

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You could apply for a part-time job in the canteen and **** into the food.

/I don't know why I find that funny

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#39 26-02-2009 12:53am

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AARRRGH wrote: »

You could apply for a part-time job in the canteen and **** into the food.

/I don't know why I find that funny

Anyone ever wonder what that white stuff on top of the lasagne is?

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#40 26-02-2009 12:58am

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Cantab. wrote: »

Anyone ever wonder what that white stuff on top of the lasagne is?

Is that a confession?

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#41 26-02-2009 1:32am

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JC 2K3 wrote: »

Is that a confession?

I'll admit it: I had vegetarian lasange in the dining hall earlier. Although those croquets made me feel a little guilty. I would have preferred a less extravagent version of the humble potatoe.

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#42 26-02-2009 1:44am

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NO! Not the precious SNIAM!! Go to the Lloyd- it's nearly the same, just emptier.

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#43 26-02-2009 9:44am

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned the Campanile yet...

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#44 26-02-2009 11:42am

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Is it true that if you **** under the bell-tower to fail your exams and your penis becomes a Griffin?

Serious question.

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#45 26-02-2009 1:28pm

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Did it ever occur to you that in a joke thread, someone might play along for humourous effect?

actual lol at the responses. Made my day they did.

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Pics or it didn't....actually, nevermind.

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#47 26-02-2009 5:02pm

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just find an empty lecture theatre in the hamilton, lock the doors and go fuc*ing nuts.

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#48 26-02-2009 5:57pm

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Peleus wrote: »

just find an empty lecture theatre in the hamilton, lock the doors and go fuc*ing nuts.

i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....

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i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....

Unregistered. wrote: »

i dunno, the thing about locks is that people have keys....

You were busy between 6pm and 7pm so?

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#50 27-02-2009 1:34am

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vinylmesh wrote: »

Did it ever occur to you that in a joke thread, someone might play along for humourous effect?

actual lol at the responses. Made my day they did.

Whos joking?

Today was the big day, guys.

All I can say is...wow. Just wow.

I had to sit through 3 lectures in a row in the Arts block with a huge boner, just craving a **** like a heroin addict craves, uh, heroin. Anyway after my 3pm I rushed upstairs, penis a bobbing, and had the best **** of my life.

At first I was trying to think of something milfish,then something more inter-racial, but after a few minutes nothing was bailing out the banks. Then, BAM!, suddenly my imagination transported me back 1747 and I was in fact Edmund Burke, attending a cocaine-infused orgy after a successfull debate against the Historical club. After less than a minute of boning a young fair-haired Catholic peasant girl, I had blown my load and made quite a mess.

I hope to masburbate in the SNIAM building sometime next week. I shall update you with my progress.

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#51 27-02-2009 1:53am

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Just to note, the SNIAM wasn't around in Burke, Salmons or any other historical trinity figures time.

I'm not sure how well masturbating while imagining to be Sammy Nassar works, but lemme know.

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