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On-line dating horror stories.

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    #32
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In this day if you are doing the whole internety-meety-uppy-thingie then why wouldn't you get a few photos of them first to make sure they are who they say they are.

    I mean everyone can either take a photo and scan it or get a friend to email them one or something.

    I for instance am a buxom 21 year old female nursing student from Latvia. Wanna go for a pint?


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    #33
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CebMtVe_YiQ

    Probably my favourite scene from The Office. Brent's reaction is classic.


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    #34
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I feel a bit sick really... not nerves... excitement... not sexual.

    Love it!


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    #35
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I for instance am a buxom 21 year old female nursing student from Latvia. Wanna go for a pint?
    Where?;)


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    #36
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    In this day if you are doing the whole internety-meety-uppy-thingie then why wouldn't you get a few photos of them first to make sure they are who they say they are.

    I mean everyone can either take a photo and scan it or get a friend to email them one or something.

    I for instance am a buxom 21 year old female nursing student from Latvia. Wanna go for a pint?

    A bit of knowledge in Photoshop and you can look like a model


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    #37
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Where?;)

    Lady's choice, eh?

    See you in The Octagon Bar then, let's say around 8ish?

    Drinks are on you and you'll have to buy them for me before we see each other eh..... for no reason at all. Ok?


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    #38
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users Posts: 13,981 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    In this day if you are doing the whole internety-meety-uppy-thingie then why wouldn't you get a few photos of them first to make sure they are who they say they are.

    I mean everyone can either take a photo and scan it or get a friend to email them one or something.

    I for instance am a buxom 21 year old female nursing student from Latvia. Wanna go for a pint?

    Are you doing anything this evening?


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    #39
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Are you doing anything this evening?

    Meeting Ultimate_Chin (who I presume is Bruce Campbell) but I'm free after 9 or thereabouts if you wanna buy me dinner! ;)


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    #40
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Collie D wrote: »
    But how will I learn if I don't ask? You're no fun

    Trust me, it's more fun to find out for yourself


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    #41
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Meeting Ultimate_Chin (who I presume is Bruce Campbell) but I'm free after 9 or thereabouts if you wanna buy me dinner! ;)
    Good guess on the naming influence (and I do have a very horizontal chin)
    Who said youll be free after 9?:mad:


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    #42
    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    Not really a dating story, but I once met a girl I had got along with from a message board that I used to frequent. We got chatting via pms about something and the direction of the conversation went to talking about college. Turned out she was in the same college as I was but was a year behind.

    We met up and we got along pretty well. I wasn't really looking for anything out of it. We had exchanged phone numbers. Anyway, long story short, turns out she was looking for someone to marry. She was of Asian decent so her family were pressuring her to find a husband. I was only 19 at the time. I still see her around college and It's pretty awkward now. I tend to avoid her.


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    #43
    Kaldorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Kaldorn


    you should have told her you would marry her to get your leg over and afterwards ignored her sheesh that is the first thing i would do


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    #44
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Collie D wrote: »
    But how will I learn if I don't ask? You're no fun

    Whatever you do, don't google image search it unless you have your results filtered.

    Wikipedia will help.


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    #45
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Terry wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't google image search it unless you have your results filtered.

    Well you have to now.....


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    #46
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    The_Minister wrote: »
    PM me the link.

    Noaw!!
    Likewise. PM me the linkage :D
    Terry wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't google image search it unless you have your results filtered.
    Once you're not at work, school, public library, or family nearby... google it :D


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    #47
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    the_syco wrote: »
    Likewise. PM me the linkage :D

    Nevah!

    Either way she'd only like you if you have no shred of self esteem, but I suppose you could fake that for an easy lay.


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    #48
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Nevah!

    Either way she'd only like you if you have no shred of self esteem, but I suppose you could fake that for an easy lay.
    What if we dont have to fake :(

    Now do I qualify for the linky?:pac:


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    #49
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    Nevah!

    Either way she'd only like you if you have no shred of self esteem, but I suppose you could fake that for an easy lay.

    I'd ask, except I know you'd never bother to give it to me anyway.







    (There, now are you confused? :D)


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    #50
    Das Kitty
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Mod ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    What if we dont have to fake :(

    Now do I qualify for the linky?:pac:

    I will pay you actually. €4000

    I will send you a certified check for €10,000 and then you can repay me the balance by western union.


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    #51
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    I will pay you actually. €4000

    I will send you a certified check for €10,000 and then you can repay me the balance by western union.
    Very well but there is a €6000 service charge on all transactions
    We are consenting adults after all


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    #52
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Das Kitty wrote: »
    I will pay you actually. €4000

    I will send you a certified check for €10,000 and then you can repay me the balance by western union.
    No problems. Please don't use registered post so that you'll know when your check reachs me.


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
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    Terry wrote: »
    No. I'm just in a really good mood today.
    It's freaking me out a bit, but I'm trying to go with it.

    Vot iss yor name, und vot haf yoo dun vit ze real Chulep?

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/411951649_9759ef1246_o.jpg


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    #54
    Collie D
    Registered Users Posts: 11,312 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Terry wrote: »
    Whatever you do, don't google image search it unless you have your results filtered.

    Wikipedia will help.

    Am I glad I took that advice. lol at the London 2012 take-off


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    #55
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I would like to apologise for this thread.

    I was basically trying to help someone with a survey type thing.
    There will be a proper and honest thread tomorrow in the media interaction forum and there will also be some forum announcements, which I have discussed with mods of other forums.

    Once agian, I apologise for the decepton. Most of you saw through it anyway, clever bunch of ****ers that you are.

    Anyway, there will be a survey tomorrow at some stage.

    I'm humbly requesting that anyone with a relevant story take part in the survey and I cannot apologise enough for my lame deception in this thread.


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    #56
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to apologise for this thread.

    I was basically trying to help someone with a survey type thing.
    There will be a proper and honest thread tomorrow in the media interaction forum and there will also be some forum announcements, which I have discussed with mods of other forums.

    Once agian, I apologise for the decepton. Most of you saw through it anyway, clever bunch of ****ers that you are.

    Anyway, there will be a survey tomorrow at some stage.

    I'm humbly requesting that anyone with a relevant story take part in the survey and I cannot apologise enough for my lame deception in this thread.

    LOL, An AH Mod trying surveys in AH.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #57
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to apologise for this thread.

    ETC




    lies.


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    #58
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    This is not a dating story- just an internet one.

    Bored one night- couldnt sleep so went on a chatroom, was chatting to a guy from portsmouth- chat site was slow so exchanged msn. He was the HEAD of that ben from A1 guy.

    Anyway we were chatting for a few weeks seemed nice and all of a sudden he became so VAIN!!! said that a model scout wanted to hire him and kept saying "you will leave ur bf for me wont ya cos im so hot"

    I was like no

    And seriously EVERY second sentence was "Im giving you a chance to have the hottest new model around and you wont cos you have a boyfriend- your a fool!!!

    I was like "AHHHH **** OFF"

    He was actually getting thick cos i didnt fancy him, he had girls throwing themselves at him(apparantly) and was freaking out because i didnt think he was cute(never liked that A1 guy) I just deleted him after a while cos he was wreaking my head

    The End:P


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    #59
    Zee Deveel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Zee Deveel


    Was this waaayy back when A1 existed and Ben was cute? Or is this more recently and he's still clinging to Ben's image?


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    #60
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Zee Deveel wrote: »
    Was this waaayy back when A1 existed and Ben was cute? Or is this more recently and he's still clinging to Ben's image?

    back when he was in a1 and cute


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    #61
    Prawo Jazdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭Prawo Jazdy


    Terry wrote: »
    I would like to apologise for this thread.

    I was basically trying to help someone with a survey type thing.
    There will be a proper and honest thread tomorrow in the media interaction forum and there will also be some forum announcements, which I have discussed with mods of other forums.

    Once agian, I apologise for the decepton. Most of you saw through it anyway, clever bunch of ****ers that you are.

    Anyway, there will be a survey tomorrow at some stage.

    I'm humbly requesting that anyone with a relevant story take part in the survey and I cannot apologise enough for my lame deception in this thread.


    Ban IMO :pac:


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