Natural Talents

Tazdedub

So folks of AH what is your natural talent? Do you have a natural talent?

Are you one of these annoying folks who is a natural at everything or are you like me where you have to work your balls off at most things?

Oh yeah, YOUR MA. Just thought I would get that out of the way.

i'm unbelievably good at tapping a golf ball with a pitching wedge.. like the tiger woods ads.

Quazzie

Yore M.... Oh you already said that.

I am very good at being determined. If it was me and another person in a room with a fire I'd be pretty confident the other person would fill the fire before me.

That could also be laziness, but I like to think its determination

jim o doom

pretty good hand eye co-ordination for any sport/game/etc.. learn stuff quickly - and good at unknowling hitting people in a spot that already hurts huzzah

AnonoBoy

Can't say what I'm naturally good at in case there's any members of law enforcement agencies reading this thread.

Sorry.

Wurly

I can sing and write songs/poetry.

I can also be a total pain in the arse.:pac:

00112984

I'm very, very bendy.

consultech

im gud at English speeking and spellin. Always half been.

ejmaztec

I can talk, eat, drink and whistle all at the same time.













what a fucking mess.:eek:

Tazdedub

ejmaztec wrote: »

I can talk, eat, drink and whistle all at the same time.













what a fucking mess.:eek:

Yeah but can you fart at the same time?

Diabhal Beag

I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

Wurly

Little Shyte wrote: »

I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

/wonders whether to be aroused or disgusted...

ejmaztec

Tazdedub wrote: »

Yeah but can you fart at the same time?

Not without following through:eek:

Dubh Geannain

I find breathing comes quite natural to me. I don't have to concentrate on it or anything!

Kold

Little Shyte wrote: »

I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

Amazing... We're talking trickshots here?

OldGoat

My talent is compleatly unnatural cos I had to work and practice and work and train and work to perfect it. Now I have a wonderful and perfectly formed talent. Unnaturally.

Tazdedub

Little Shyte wrote: »

I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

Yeah but are you as good at aiming your piss into the tiolet bowl? I have heard from the women of this world that us men are no good at that talent.*


* this is pure speculation and I dont have an independantly commissioned report that I couldnt be arsed to read to back up the statement.

jim o doom

ejmaztec wrote: »

Not without following through:eek:

I reckon if you farted, belched, yawned, hiccuped & sneezed at the same time; you'd explode - (that or suffer from delusions of grandeur)

Professey Chin

00112984 wrote: »

I'm very, very bendy.

Pics or GTFO!

ejmaztec

jim o doom wrote: »

I reckon if you farted, belched, yawned, hiccuped & sneezed at the same time; you'd explode - (that or suffer from delusions of grandeur)

I'd probably piss myself laughing before I exploded.:P

Fizman

Tazdedub wrote: »

* this is pure speculation and I dont have an independantly commissioned report that I couldnt be arsed to read to back up the statement.

Here's the link:

www.independantlycommisionedreportonmaleaimfail.org

Ginny

I'm unbelievably clumsy, its a gift.

If that's you in your avatar Ginny, I believe i could point out another talent that you my not know about........:p

Diabhal Beag

Deleted User wrote: »

If that's you in your avatar Ginny, I believe i could point out another talent that you my not know about........:p

The gilt-edged penis jumpshot?

Phenomenal

Turd Ferguson

Little Shyte wrote: »

The gilt-edged penis jumpshot?

Phenomenal

My ma invented that one...er,wait...what?

themadchef

If saying the wrong thing at the wrong time is a talent then im truly gifted.

Diabhal Beag

Was she a hermaphrodite Turd ? You poor bastard

liah

I can tie knots in cherry stems (or anything, really) using my tongue...

...other than things like that I'm pretty hopeless.

Kold

I'm very very good at pushing people's buttons if I have to.




I'm also pretty good at drawing and painting and all that lark but that's boring.

Turd Ferguson

Little Shyte wrote: »

Was she a hermaphrodite Turd ? You poor bastard

No, she was a unicorn

liah wrote: »

I can tie knots in cherry stems (or anything, really) using my tongue...

...other than things like that I'm pretty hopeless.

PM'ed

ShooterSF

I can pick up random bottles of alcohol and pour them into a glass and somehow always create something nice, that or I'm an alco that would drink vodka and piss out of a boot.

Pherekydes

People get better at things when they practise. The more you practise, the better you get.

You'll find the naturally gifted child prodigy at maths/chess/the piano/golf has been doing little else for the bulk of their life. It's called the 10000 hour rule. You can actually google that term.

Talent? Schmalent.

I'm working my ass off at my MA.

Diabhal Beag

Pherekydes wrote: »

I'm working my ass off at my MA.

Incest jokes may not be flavour of the month right now

Pherekydes

Little Shyte wrote: »

Incest jokes may not be flavour of the month right now

MA = Master of Arts

Ma = Dead.

Diabhal Beag

Woops. My apologies. You must understand what I was angling at though

eVeNtInE

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Caoimhín

People are lucky to have talents. I have absolutely no discernable talents. I dont even have any pastimes or passions.

Im a sad example of a human really.

abi2007

Maths

flyton5

I can make my penis bigger just by looking at naked women...

omb0wyn5ehpij9

abi2007 wrote: »

Maths

Same as myself!

Creamy Goodness

nothing.

phasers

I can make a person hate a movie/TV show I hate just by watching it with them

consultech

Ok, my ego's turn:

I am very good at mental arithmetic, like I can divide decimal numbers into other decimal numbers in seconds

Advanced command of the English language, and a freakish sponge-like memory for word definitions. I often drop words into converstions that I've never even consciously thought about before, but I've obvously taken them on subconsciously at one stage.

Excellent singing voice, very wide range and extremely good control. Have been told to "f*ck off" when I first sang for one of my (now) best mates who has travelled the world singing in operas when I told him I'd never had any classical training.

Good dancer, have had same sentiment as above directed at me.

Played snooker for Ireland about 8 years ago, but will plead the "10000 hour" rule on that one. 8 hours a day during some of my teen years.

Very good natural footballer when I was younger, can (could) do some crazy kickup stuff.

Lots more, Im essentially the perfect human being.

MJOR

I'm good at hugs

rainbow kirby

I'm a speed reader - I read about twice as fast as most normal people do. I'm also pretty good at maths (despite being a CS student rather than a maths one) and I'm good at remembering very small details about certain things.

I'm also rather amused that half the similar threads to this are from the WoW forum.

Kya1976

I'm great at my job(dog trainer), I've always been good with animals.:)

BaconZombie

2 + 2 = 5

abi2007 wrote: »

Maths

Bryn wrote: »

Same as myself!

I'm meh at everything...thats a skill in of itself right?

Pherekydes

Moonbaby wrote: »

I'm meh at everything...thats a skill in of itself right?

Yes. By the 10000 hour rule, if you practise 10000 things for one hour each you'll be meh at all of them.

FlutterinBantam

By controlling the sphincter muscle I can dump out the most viscious of skutthers and leave my badge clean as a nun's knickers.

All it takes is practice and strong glutes:cool:

dave.omeara

Dubh Geannain wrote: »

I find breathing comes quite natural to me. I don't have to concentrate on it or anything!

Except if I'm put under any physical pressure, or if I panic, then I actually forget to breath. Never good especially if you're underwater at the time.

I have an eye for things, something strange, something unique, something beautiful...
Everything else requires working my rear off to get good at.