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Natural Talents

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  • 16-02-2009 05:04PM
    #1
    Tazdedub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭


    So folks of AH what is your natural talent? Do you have a natural talent?

    Are you one of these annoying folks who is a natural at everything or are you like me where you have to work your balls off at most things?

    Oh yeah, YOUR MA. Just thought I would get that out of the way.


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    i'm unbelievably good at tapping a golf ball with a pitching wedge.. like the tiger woods ads.


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    #3
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,786 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Yore M.... Oh you already said that.

    I am very good at being determined. If it was me and another person in a room with a fire I'd be pretty confident the other person would fill the fire before me.

    That could also be laziness, but I like to think its determination


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    #4
    jim o doom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭jim o doom


    pretty good hand eye co-ordination for any sport/game/etc.. learn stuff quickly - and good at unknowling hitting people in a spot that already hurts huzzah :)


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    #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Can't say what I'm naturally good at in case there's any members of law enforcement agencies reading this thread.

    Sorry.


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    #6
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    I can sing and write songs/poetry.

    I can also be a total pain in the arse.:pac:


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    #7
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    I'm very, very bendy.


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    #8
    consultech
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭consultech


    im gud at English speeking and spellin. Always half been.


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    #9
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,372 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I can talk, eat, drink and whistle all at the same time.













    what a fucking mess.:eek:


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    #10
    Tazdedub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Tazdedub


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    I can talk, eat, drink and whistle all at the same time.













    what a fucking mess.:eek:

    Yeah but can you fart at the same time?


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    #11
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.


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    #12
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

    /wonders whether to be aroused or disgusted...


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,372 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Tazdedub wrote: »
    Yeah but can you fart at the same time?

    Not without following through:eek:


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    Dubh Geannain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭Dubh Geannain


    I find breathing comes quite natural to me. I don't have to concentrate on it or anything!


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    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

    Amazing... We're talking trickshots here?


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    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    My talent is compleatly unnatural cos I had to work and practice and work and train and work to perfect it. Now I have a wonderful and perfectly formed talent. Unnaturally.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #17
    Tazdedub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 191 ✭✭Tazdedub


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    I have amazing aim when it comes to hitting the urinal with the piss from my penis.

    Yeah but are you as good at aiming your piss into the tiolet bowl? I have heard from the women of this world that us men are no good at that talent.*


    * this is pure speculation and I dont have an independantly commissioned report that I couldnt be arsed to read to back up the statement.


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    #18
    jim o doom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭jim o doom


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Not without following through:eek:

    I reckon if you farted, belched, yawned, hiccuped & sneezed at the same time; you'd explode :D - (that or suffer from delusions of grandeur)


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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    00112984 wrote: »
    I'm very, very bendy.
    Pics or GTFO!


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    #20
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,372 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    jim o doom wrote: »
    I reckon if you farted, belched, yawned, hiccuped & sneezed at the same time; you'd explode :D - (that or suffer from delusions of grandeur)


    I'd probably piss myself laughing before I exploded.:P


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    #21
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Tazdedub wrote: »
    * this is pure speculation and I dont have an independantly commissioned report that I couldnt be arsed to read to back up the statement.

    Here's the link:

    www.independantlycommisionedreportonmaleaimfail.org


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    #22
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,426 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    I'm unbelievably clumsy, its a gift.


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    #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If that's you in your avatar Ginny, I believe i could point out another talent that you my not know about........:p


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    #24
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Deleted User wrote: »
    If that's you in your avatar Ginny, I believe i could point out another talent that you my not know about........:p
    The gilt-edged penis jumpshot?

    Phenomenal


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    The gilt-edged penis jumpshot?

    Phenomenal

    My ma invented that one...er,wait...what? :o


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    #26
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    If saying the wrong thing at the wrong time is a talent then im truly gifted.


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    #27
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Was she a hermaphrodite Turd ? You poor bastard


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    #28
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    I can tie knots in cherry stems (or anything, really) using my tongue...

    ...other than things like that I'm pretty hopeless.


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    #29
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I'm very very good at pushing people's buttons if I have to.




    I'm also pretty good at drawing and painting and all that lark but that's boring.


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    #30
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Little Shyte wrote: »
    Was she a hermaphrodite Turd ? You poor bastard

    No, she was a unicorn
    liah wrote: »
    I can tie knots in cherry stems (or anything, really) using my tongue...

    ...other than things like that I'm pretty hopeless.

    PM'ed :D


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    #31
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,822 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    I can pick up random bottles of alcohol and pour them into a glass and somehow always create something nice, that or I'm an alco that would drink vodka and piss out of a boot.


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