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so many married women want an affair

  • 16-02-2009 2:23am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40


    ok long story short i came across a website which basically is for married men and women across the uk and ireland to meet up and have an affair or whatever

    the men pay £119 per month and the women are free

    so im a single guy in my 30s and decided to give it a bash as i hav nt been very successful as late in the fishing stakes

    within three days my inbox had ten messages from women wanting to meet,chat,text or phone

    ive already met three women one was a bit mad so wont say much about her,another i met in a hotel on my day off and after five mins she says listen ive booked a room so theres no point in wasting more time making small talk here ,so up we went and spent the next three hours like a pair of rabbits

    the next one i met in a coffee shop after work she seemed very nervous in the shop with her fidgeting and looking at the door everytime someone entered so i asked would she like to go somewhere more private she said how about her car to which i agreed and she drove to a secluded spot where her animal instincts kicked in

    already have another two lined up this week ,am i mad taking advantage of these women or am i just giving them what they advertised themselves for ,but what suprised me the most was the sheer amount of married women out there who are obviously not happy in there marraige and are looking for some kind of escapism

    and yes before anyone asks i practiced safe sex


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  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,957 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I don't think you're 'taking advantage' of them. If you are both meeting up with the intent to have sex, then well and good. The only problem I'd imagine you running into is A. You start do develop feelings for a married woman but all she is interested in is no-strings sex, or B. you end up with an angry hubby after you!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    You're not taking advantage of anyone. It takes two to tango and they're clearly up for it. Enjoy it.


    Also any yore ma jokes will get a ban.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭mumhaabu


    Link to the site please by PM. We don't want the whole world knowing do we? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭winston82


    I smell bullsi1t


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    mumhaabu wrote: »
    Link to the site please by PM. We don't want the whole world knowing do we? ;)
    pm sent
    winston82 wrote: »
    I smell bullsi1t
    no messing its true i know my post count is low but this isnt my regular acc


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭antomorro-sei


    Heroic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Married women can go **** themselves :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    peeka wrote: »
    so i asked would she like to go somewhere more private she said how about her car to which i agreed and she drove to a secluded spot where her animal instincts kicked in

    I was in Sandymount tonight and i stopped in one of the carparks with a friend, saw this guy doing a girl doggy in their car. When they drove off she had her face in her lap so no one could see it.

    IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR AFFAIR LADY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    peeka wrote: »
    pm sent

    no messing its true i know my post count is low but this isnt my regular acc

    Yore bold.

    It true Id say. Duno why.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    I was in Sandymount tonight and i stopped in one of the carparks with a friend, saw this guy doing a girl doggy in their car. When they drove off she had her face in her lap so no one could see it.

    IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR AFFAIR LADY!


    :Dnot me it was lastnight near the airport

    sure you wernt at at one of those dogging sites;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,974 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    Heroic!

    They're no Berlin prostitutes I'd say Anto.;)


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I was in Sandymount tonight and i stopped in one of the carparks with a friend, saw this guy doing a girl doggy in their car. When they drove off she had her face in her lap so no one could see it.

    IT WAS YOU WITH YOUR AFFAIR LADY!

    So, what were you doing with your friend?;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭TomCo


    Woah, were they hot?
    How old?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    Are you refferring to the couple i saw?!!!

    And i was with a friend....enjoying the view ;) you know the way


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    TomCo wrote: »
    Woah, were they hot?
    How old?

    first one in the hotel was 32 and not bad tbh out of 10 id give her a 6.5

    second one in the car was early forties but very nice bit like a yummy mummy youd see in morn droppping the kids to school


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    Anyone notice the ad at the bottom of this page?

    Date Local Married Women
    Find Married Women Seeking Men Now. Meet Local Married Women Here

    There have always been married women looking for it on the net - same as married men. I tried internet dating years ago and found that a percentage of the easy shags turned out to be married. It's kinda disturbing if you think about it. I vowed to make my wife (if I ever marry) always feel special and make sure she doesn't lack any intimacy, hence ending up in sordid situations with complete strangers that makes for lewd entertainment for other people.

    But bring on the stories and entertain us more with your exploits by all means! ;)


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Are you refferring to the couple i saw?!!!

    And i was with a friend....enjoying the view ;) you know the way

    Is your friend Stan Collymore?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    Is your friend Stan Collymore?


    LOL:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    Is your friend Stan Collymore?

    How did you know??


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    How did you know??

    He brought me there too!He told me he wanted to show me his silky ball skills:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,045 ✭✭✭Húrin


    peeka, is your conscience not bothered by the fact that adultery is wrong, and that you're an accessory to it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    He brought me there too!He told me he wanted to show me his silky ball skills:(

    Do you know what the ironic thing is?!?! Another car -a taxi which is weird drove up and parked in the corner and your man hopped on the passenger. We decided then to drive off.. Its not a dogging spot thought its the carpark on the coast road beside Esso

    Guess it was something in the air tonight


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    Húrin wrote: »
    peeka, is your conscience not bothered by the fact that adultery is wrong, and that you're an accessory to it?



    nope,there the ones selling themselves im sure theres a sad reason why they want to do it but the two i met only wanted one thing and i was happy to provide it for them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 843 ✭✭✭PrettyInPunk


    peeka wrote: »
    nope,there the ones sells themselves im sure theres a sad reason why they want to do but the two i met only wanted one thing and i was happy to provide it for them

    Imagine it turned out it was your bosses wife or one of your mates wives. Christ youd be ****ed then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Christ youd be ****ed then

    That's the idea.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Imagine it turned out it was your bosses wife or one of your mates wives. Christ youd be ****ed then

    No, not him, he's single!
    She'll be **** in every sense of the word!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40 peeka


    Imagine it turned out it was your bosses wife or one of your mates wives. Christ youd be ****ed then

    lol actually if one was the bosses wife my life would then be just made :D

    seriously though we do text and phone each other for chats and that before we meet the first one told me she very happily married with kids its just her hubby for whatever reason has no interest in sex and encourages her to go out and do it apparently i was number 7 on her notch belt since last october


  • Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Myself and a friend were killing time in work a year or so back browsing through those sites looking for people we know when we came across a friend's mom. Was quite a surreal moment and while we toyed with signing up to mess around with her we decided that if it made her happy then let her at it. She has a new boyfriend whom she has said she plans to marry and every time I've met him I've wanted to ask how they met, figure on their wedding day we'll email her son on the screencap of her site ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭greatgoal


    peeka wrote: »
    pm sent

    no messing its true i know my post count is low but this isnt my regular acc
    sure as long as youre getting your moneys worth,what the fcuk,go for it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 222 ✭✭Sammag


    It's a bit sad in all fairness that the OP can't pull a single girl and can only get it on with married women. Poor husbands back home who have no clue their wives are cheating cows.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    peeka wrote: »
    the men pay £119 per month and the women are free
    Sexist bull**** i say!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    peeka wrote: »
    the men pay £119 per month and the women are free

    Prostitution then. **** that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Highsider


    Think there is doubt about it that married women on the whole love a bit on the side. I mean ffs you only have to go down to killkenny on a stag/hen night to see the amount of married women up for a one nighter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    carefull now.....

    you might all get super aids


    is this the new way to spam boards.ie, make people PM for the link, so thread won't be deleted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    peeka wrote: »

    no messing its true i know my post count is low but this isnt my regular acc
    peeka wrote: »
    first one in the hotel was 32

    second one in the car was early forties

    Fair play snyper, but are they not a bit old for u? :P

    Or is it the thrill of consent that gets you off? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    peeka wrote: »
    nope,there the ones selling themselves im sure theres a sad reason why they want to do it but the two i met only wanted one thing and i was happy to provide it for them
    feck it sure. If yer happy and she is up for it. Work away. Ya dirty man lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Give me a link there!!! I wanna check this out!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Give me a link there!!! I wanna check this out!!!!

    Same here, I could do with a scuttle!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    tallaght01 wrote: »
    Fair play snyper, but are they not a bit old for u? :P

    Seeing as the OP admitted to having a second account, I think it's only fair that the Mods name and shame :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    peeka wrote: »
    and yes before anyone asks i practiced safe sex

    Ah, feck it, I haven't practised safe sex in years.

    /shrugs. I thought that the OP was advertising a new forum on boards.ie. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    £119 quid a month! You're being robbed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Sounds like Bunny Boiler heaven :D

    What ever way you look at it, you're paying for it. One of these days an angry suspicious hubby might follow you home and ...... :eek:

    Watch your back would be my advice.

    The sex might be great because these wimmin are desperate for a bit of fun... but the risks are high, and at £119 a month i think youre being robbed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    peeka wrote: »
    pm sent


    The site will get a lot of free publicity this way won't it. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭RaverRo808


    I know we all like to have a good laugh here,but this thread and the OP involved disgust me immensely,having a ride and sex and all that lark is one thing,having relations with a married woman is another,for me marriage is a very sacred thing and a huge commitment,the deep feelings involved make it very special and theres huge sense of emotion on both sides,if a husband or wife was to cheat sexually Im sorry I find that revolted and it angers me,my missus adores me,and I adore her,so I know she nor myself would ever do the dirt,but for arguments sake if you ever ****ed around with my wife,I would give you a really hard death,I wouldnt have any sympathy for brutally murdering some pathetic sadcase such as the OP who has to pay money to ride auld-ones on the net,grow some balls and try and talk to real women without the use of a computer,I hope one of the husbands catches you and cuts off your little 3 inch mediocore willy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    peeka wrote: »
    seriously though we do text and phone each other for chats and that before we meet the first one told me she very happily married with kids its just her hubby for whatever reason has no interest in sex and encourages her to go out and do it apparently i was number 7 on her notch belt since last october

    This is why I hate marraige. It ruins everything sexual, and it's not just solely effecting the women either. And this thread only clarifies how widespread it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 403 ✭✭DeCoR18


    RaverRo808 wrote: »
    my missus adores me,and I adore her,so I know she nor myself would ever do the dirt

    Heres your first mistake, never assume a woman will be faithful they are crafty as f_uck and many of the husbands of women on that site will be assuming the same as yourself.
    but for arguments sake if you ever ****ed around with my wife,I would give you a really hard death

    Second one, you're better off carrying out those actions against your wife if the person she slept with was a stranger.

    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 748 ✭✭✭It BeeMee


    peeka wrote: »
    the men pay £119 per month and the women are free

    There'd be no point joining the site if they weren't....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 677 ✭✭✭RaverRo808


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Heres your first mistake, never assume a woman will be faithful they are crafty as f_uck and many of the husbands of women on that site will be assuming the same as yourself.



    Second one, you're better off carrying out those actions against your wife if the person she slept with was a stranger.

    Thanks.

    Well I know most women are c*nts,but she's one the good ones,and Im nearly positive she'd never contemplate cheating,but she knows if she did and I found out not long after she'd be in a hole in the ground,I would do life for it,I wouldnt care less,its the worst thing someone can do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    DeCoR18 wrote: »
    Second one, you're better off carrying out those actions against your wife if the person she slept with was a stranger.
    Thanks.

    Good point. I can understand wanting to kickthe **** out of some bastard who was having an affiar with your wife but if he was led on to believe she was single? I'm willing to bet that a lot of what these birds tell you are just stories to put your mind at rest so you can do the deed. Watch yourself. There's a lot of retards out there.


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