What do people do in work when there bored?

themilkyone

I recently started a new job and because i don't know how anything works im getting trained a little bit everyday. But every so often im left idle for a few hours.

Suggestions on how to beat the boredom??

delllat

go to toilet and masterbate thinking of that little swedish secretary who just started....:D

OldGoat

Brown-nose. It's never too early to start.

Quazzie

If your posting here you already found my cure

stovelid

Work on your solo hand-serve.

LeahBaby

The "How can I kill my boss and get away with it" Game

themilkyone

apart from reading mind numbing threads about "hot to fix the recession" , "the most boring fact you know" and "most memorable sex scenes"... i've read most threads here and considering taking up different hobbies based on other threads knocking about

homerun_homer

If you can surf boards all day in work as you seem to be doing then thats a start. If you're extra bored then start a topic that will get everyone talking.

ladyella

Google Eircom crossword and Indo crossword - print these off... there's half an hour gone right there...Enjoy! And if anyone knows what a fireproof material is with 8 letters I'd appreciate the help:D

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

homerun_homer wrote: »

If you can surf boards all day in work as you seem to be doing then thats a start. If you're extra bored then start a topic that will get everyone talking.

Tell everyone you got laid last night:D

Quazzie

ladyella wrote: »

Google Eircom crossword and Indo crossword - print these off... there's half an hour gone right there...Enjoy! And if anyone knows what a fireproof material is with 8 letters I'd appreciate the help:D

Concrete

OldGoat

ladyella wrote: »

Google Eircom crossword and Indo crossword - print these off... there's half an hour gone right there...Enjoy! And if anyone knows what a fireproof material is with 8 letters I'd appreciate the help:D

Asbestos?

themilkyone

ladyella wrote: »

Google Eircom crossword and Indo crossword - print these off... there's half an hour gone right there...Enjoy! And if anyone knows what a fireproof material is with 8 letters I'd appreciate the help:D

Great idea!!

Sorry i cant help on the crossword.. but it did pass a bit of time while i googled the answer

ladyella

OldGoat wrote: »

Asbestos?

Winner! Thanking you!

Dord

This.

OldGoat

ladyella wrote: »

Winner! Thanking you!

[Victory Dance] Wot I win, WOT I WIN?!!?

Danbo!

OldGoat wrote: »

[Victory Dance] Wot I win, WOT I WIN?!!?

You didn't close the tags! Now I'm Victory Dancing for no apparent reason! [/Victory Dance]

Phew

SV

When I get bored in work..That's when I start to work?

themilkyone

ClioV6 wrote: »

When I get bored in work..That's when I start to work?

But as OP I cant because im not trained yet..Grrr!

But this is definitely helping along with the "slapperism" thread

patmac

Play this:

i got to level 13

S.I.R

tap the rythem to the drums of in the air tonight by phil collins with a set of spanners...


Good times... Good times.

Roadend

Dangerwa*k

deleriumtremens

How did I know most replies would involve "fapping"!

Smart Bug

themilkyone wrote: »

I recently started a new job and because i don't know how anything works im getting trained a little bit everyday. But every so often im left idle for a few hours.

Suggestions on how to beat the boredom??

Beat the bishop. This will win you the respect and admiration of your colleagues.

Roadend

deleriumtremens wrote: »

How did I know most replies would involve "fapping"!

Its how you relieve your boredom?

Professey Chin

My usual routine. dilbert,garfield,questionable content,ubersoft,user friendly,boards,mess rubiks cube,solve rubiks cube,boards,phone,boards,home

themilkyone

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

My usual routine. Dilbert,Garfield,questionable content,ubersoft,user friendly,boards,mess rubiks cube,solve rubiks cube,boards,phone,boards,home

So the general thing to do is read boards? Looking for something different but i reckon I've got a few ideas from here.. asides having a Tom Hank at my desk!!

Sleipnir

Put your new work colleagues "together" in your mind. If you're in a big office, months can pass!

Professey Chin

themilkyone wrote: »

So the general thing to do is read boards? Looking for something different but i reckon I've got a few ideas from here.. asides having a Tom Hank at my desk!!

What do you plan on doing with Ton Hanks

Jesus Juice

See how long you can **** behind your bosses back..you win the game if you can finish before he turns around!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

patmac wrote: »

Play this:

i got to level 13

Nice one - but it's more fun to lose!