Embarrassing U-turn for Beverley Cooper-Flynn

partyguinness

jackal wrote: »

Is he not an actual brit? He was born in Leicester.

Quiet true.. I think his parent were Irish or at least one of them was. I'd say it kills him.

Biggins

ManFromAtlantis wrote: »

i'd vote for her just to zap it to myers and his type.

...and we wonder why muppets like her get re-elected! :rolleyes:
(I'm not a Myers fan by the way)

partyguinness

Biggins wrote: »

...and we wonder why muppets like her get re-elected! :rolleyes:
(I'm not a Myers fan by the way)

Yes its a fairly sombre way to end the evening...:(

Biggins

The mentality of "The enemy of my enemy, is/must be my friend" is getting us no-where fast.

partyguinness

Biggins wrote: »

The mentality of "The enemy of my enemy, is/must be my friend" is getting us no-where fast.

Yes it like Michael Lowry...in rural areas the mentality is if you are in trouble in Dublin you are guaranteed to get a boast at elections as a way of sticking it to the west brit dirty d4 dubs

galwayrush

banshee_bones wrote: »

eh excuse you dont tar all of us with the same stupitidy brush, i DIDNT vote for her or ANY of her Fianna Fail croneys and as previously stated in another thread i think shes a crook!

Apologies, i should have said it's a reflection on Some Mayo people. If she was in another county, she would probably have an equal amount of inbred sheep adoring her. Here in Galway, we have Stroke Fahy and Frank Fahey. nuff said.:o

thelordofcheese

Here's my theory. The Flynns aren't human. They're cyborgs, sent down from the Planet %'/~&~#. Maybe they're planning an invasion. Maybe they're here to study us. Maybe they want to learn from us. Maybe they have the effrontery to want to teach us. Either way, whatever it is they want, they're not human.

Look at Beverley Flynn. She doesn't even walk like a human. She was taught to walk in an interplanetary spacecraft before she was beamed down here. But the gravity-machine wasn't working properly in the craft, and she learnt to make her strides in about half the force of gravity which she was to experience in Mayo. The result is that on earth, she looks as if she's crossing a tightrope in high-heeled rugby boots, with a hod-load of bricks on her shoulder.

And the smile. She smiles at the wrong places, and the wrong times, because the %'/~&~#ian scientist who screwed up the gravity-machine was also responsible for hard-wiring her smiling-circuits. He was the %'/~&~#ian equivalent of drunk. So tell Beverley Flynn that you have a flesh-eating virus that is devouring your genitals, and her face will promptly erupt with a huge Flynnian-beam, the eyebrows will arch with joy, and the mouth will drop in ecstatic amazement. Tell her that your mother was eaten alive by lizards while sunbathing in Bohola, and she'll grin from ear to ear in delight, and punch you cheerily in the ribcage.

So, she loses a libel action, the loss of which cost her the equivalent of our current GDP, yet she emerged from the court looking like she had just been told she had won €120m on the EuroMillions lottery and a night with George Clooney on Viagra. But of course, that is human-speak, and there's no reason to believe she's human, so she wouldn't understand the reference to George Clooney.

For not being humans, the Flynns probably don't understand desire. They don't even go to the lavatory. A question. Has anyone ever seen a Flynn buy any toilet paper? No? Question answered, and case proven! To the Flynns, a bladder is something you lean against a bwall: and a bowel is a round kitchen utensil in which you mix a puddeng.

We should have guessed all this long ago, with the Da. The %'/~&~#ian scientist who made such a sterling job of the Flynn smile and the Flynn walk also seems to have been the creator of Pee's hair. For years, his mane was one of the scientific wonders of the European Union. It glowed like a thermonuclear conker reaching critical mass. You could have stood Pee Flynn with his glowing thatch at Malin Head and merchantmen rounding the Iceland Bight would have sheered off in terror, convinced that they were about to plough into an orange-coloured Donegal.

Earlier explanations for this phenomenon (and ones that, in my ignorance, I admit, I initially favoured) were that Pee Flynn dyed his hair -- hence that unique blend of umber and amber, maroon and Palomino, sunset and tangerine, with possibly a hint of burnt satsuma. But no, that was not the reason at all. It was simply that %'/~&~#ian scientists did not understand the immense complexity of the human mane. It doesn't have a single colour, but lots. However, since the %'/~&~#ian scientist's single eye was between its toenails (the %'/~&~#ians' main sensory organs being their facial whiskers, a relic of which you can see in Pee's eyebrows) the subtlety of the human head of hair was beyond its understanding.

Which brings us to Audrey, my pet, and easily my favourite Flynn. Ten years ago, she was found guilty of driving 18 children on a school run without tax, insurance, or a PSV licence. Judge Mary Devins was almost incoherent with rage and when sentencing her said: "Complete, breathtaking arrogance." Audrey gets her licence back next year.

You can't shame a Flynn, because "shame" is a concept unknown to their moral order. Thus in Flynnian, "shame" merely means "very, very shimilar". This is why Beverley initially refused to surrender her €112.33 a day in tax-free expenses, 365 days a year, as an independent TD, even though she was back in the Fianna Fail fold. But then came the order from Planet %'/~&~#: back off, Bev! For come the next election, once again, she'll probably top the poll in integrity-loving Mayo. And Planet %'/~&~# needs its Flynnian eye within the morality-free zone that is Fianna Fail.

kmyers@independent.ie

What the hell is this shit?
An adult wrote this? And people paid him to do so?
You'd find better written drivel in the CT forum.

banshee_bones

galwayrush wrote: »

Apologies, i should have said it's a reflection on Some Mayo people. If she was in another county, she would probably have an equal amount of inbred sheep adoring her. Here in Galway, we have Stroke Fahy and Frank Fahey. nuff said.:o

apology accepted!

The Saint

Man I'd give her 40 grand just so I could do outragously filty things to her. Jesus, it would be worth it. Just imagine what she could do, the pleasure she could give. Ah, swoon.

Terry

RATM wrote: »

Finally a bit of justice for the wee man. Beverley Cooper-Flynn has agreed to give up the €41,000 allowance that she had intended keeping despite her no longer being an independent TD.
There are some politicians in this country who really get on my wick so watching Cooper-Flynn being forced into this U-turn is most enjoyable. As was her losing her libel case with RTE.
Padraig "Have you ever tried living in three gaffs, it's not easy" Flynn isn't up to much good either.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0107/breaking26.htm

Like any of you would refuse that sort of money.

Yeah, just pretend to take the higher ground and get applause from your peers, all the while thinking about how you would spend €41,000.

Craft25 wrote: »

why oh why the people of ireland keep electing these dynasties to power is completely beyond me! :mad:

Because people follow political partis in the same way that they follow football teams. Blindly.

Ooh, I've voting FF or FG or whatever. How dare you tell me to vote otherwise. I'm committed to my party. They are the best one.

The same people fail to look at how their representative has acted locally. They want to vote for the team they think will win so that they can go to the pub and say 'YEAH!!! I voted for him'.

People need t pay more attention to what their local representatives do for their comunity and vote for them on their actions, regardless of which party they belong to.

If you think your local TD won't get in at the next election, then go out and campaign on their behalf.

The one who does the most for your community is the one who deserves your vote.

If they don't get elected, then don't come on here bitching and moaning about it when you had the chance to help them.


Also, you would all jump at that money and don't try to say you wouldn't.

DEVEREUX

The woman oozes evil, id say she smells like dirty rotten hairy cheese, yeah definitely.

DOWN WITH FIANNA FAIL!!

HIVeindhoven

she really is a vile c u nt

themont85

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Like any of you would refuse that sort of money.

Yeah, just pretend to take the higher ground and get applause from your peers, all the while thinking about how you would spend €41,000.

Eh i wouldn't, certaintly not with her past. If I was her I would be looking to keep my nose clean of any sort of financial irreuglarities or scandels and wouldn't be seen to be on the wrong side ever again. Her reaction says everything you need to know about the Flynns and their attitude to politics. I'll quote Mr P Flynn in his interview-'its a well paid job'. For some family dynasties like the Fynns thats what politics is-a job- their seat passes down through the generations. They are deluded, they live in their own world where everything is okay eventually, despite the fact that they fumble on every wrong thing they do and try and spin it their way. I hoped they finally fell on their sword a few years back but RTE pussied out of it. And than just like an evil Rocky they get back up and are welcomed back by Fianna Fail, she even has the cheek to ask for a junior ministry.

deadhead13

There is one certainty - Beverley cooper-Flynn is not embarrassed.

Trouser_Press

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Like any of you would refuse that sort of money.

Yeah, just pretend to take the higher ground and get applause from your peers, all the while thinking about how you would spend €41,000.

The one who does the most for your community is the one who deserves your vote.

If they don't get elected, then don't come on here bitching and moaning about it when you had the chance to help them.

Also, you would all jump at that money and don't try to say you wouldn't.

Ah Bev pet, calm down - just apply for the once-an-Independent-but-now-back-in-the-party-transitional allowance, you'll be grand. Then take a deep breath and think twice about posting such drivel again. Okay love?

galwayrush

deadhead13 wrote: »

There is one certainty - Beverley cooper-Flynn is not embarrassed.

Not for a mili second.
She is however apparently annoyed at the way the media "twisted" the stort to try and make her look bad. " I didn't do anything wrong " is her mantra.
Surely enough people will see her for what she is and boot her out of office next time.
What exactly has the useless **** done to merit where she is?

Degsy

galwayrush wrote: »

Not for a mili second.
She is however apparently annoyed at the way the media "twisted" the stort to try and make her look bad. " I didn't do anything wrong " is her mantra.
Surely enough people will see her for what she is and boot her out of office next time.
What exactly has the useless **** done to merit where she is?

Look at Mary bastard Harney ffs.
Sucess in politics in this country seems to be proportional to your proven ineptitude.

Stanley 1

Wonder if there are any updates on the lovely Beverley and her so called bankrupt husband

eltoorock

Is she still a class act?