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  • 27-12-2008 11:20pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭


    2 Days after Christmas Day the Jews strike Jesus' people. Who killed Jesus? Was it the Jews or the Roman Empire?

    This is the start of many great victories for the antichrist. War after war is to follow and victory after victory for the antichrist.

    The great trial for the Catholic Church and all Christians is looming ahead of us. The antichrist whos name begins with B will roar loudly about his great victories after WW3.

    The guns are firmly pointed at the head of Jesus Christ and ALL His followers.

    However, after the battles are fought Jesus will come in all His might and glory through the clouds to save all few that will survive and allow themselves to be persecuted by the great 7 year trial.

    This is the war that ends all wars and then will come the day that ends all evil.

    Stock up with your own supply of food and fresh water for the years ahead of us.

    WELCOME TO WORLD WAR 3


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Ahh no FFS who let you back in? And ive seen this crap on the politics forum already, you are not half gullible are you?
    However, after the battles are fought Jesus will come in all His might and glory through the clouds to save all few that will survive and allow themselves to be persecuted by the great 7 year trial.
    Yeah and pink bunnies will mate with humans for easter and more unsubstantiated ignorant bullcrap......


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    Oh come on now.
    What exactly makes your "the End is Nigh" bull**** any more likely than the thousands of predictions that have been made and failed?

    Who is this antichirst that starts with b I wonder?
    If it's Bush you need to get your bull**** updated.

    So anything substantial that will make this stuff falsifiable or do we have to wait some more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Gareth37


    King Mob wrote: »
    Oh come on now.
    What exactly makes your "the End is Nigh" bull**** any more likely than the thousands of predictions that have been made and failed?

    Who is this antichirst that starts with b I wonder?
    If it's Bush you need to get your bull**** updated.

    So anything substantial that will make this stuff falsifiable or do we have to wait some more?

    Don't worry, the antichrist will be revealed at a later date. For the moment the same principles apply. No dates are given here yet. Beware of the signs, especially the collapse of the Church in Rome. When this occurs the end is extremely close.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    If you are seeing all the signs and a competent biblical scholar, then you should be able to give a rough date i.e. within two months for this to come about. And IF you are incorrect then you might do us all a favour and keep your particular psychosis to yourself. Of course you could then change your name to Gareth38. 37th time lucky eh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    Don't worry, the antichrist will be revealed at a later date. For the moment the same principles apply. No dates are given here yet. Beware of the signs, especially the collapse of the Church in Rome. When this occurs the end is extremely close.
    I.e. the antichrist can be anyone you deem it to be as long as it's convient to your "Prediction". Why not reveal it now if you're privy to the information?
    The only reason you not giving a date is simply you have no idea and that by giving for anything is a chance you'll be wrong. Classic bull****-er tactics.

    So any evidence at all that your bull**** is any different to the failed bull**** that has come before?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Gareth37


    smcgiff wrote: »
    If you are seeing all the signs and a competent biblical scholar, then you should be able to give a rough date i.e. within two months for this to come about. And IF you are incorrect then you might do us all a favour and keep your particular psychosis to yourself. Of course you could then change your name to Gareth38. 37th time lucky eh?

    May 2024 or May 2025 , could be very wrong. I don't want to be a false prophet but that is the year (2024) I do believe. That would mean 7 year trial in 2017, 2021 would mark the "mark of the beast". That would mean that the 12 years of prosperity of the antichrist would run for Janyuary 2009 until 2021 where he would declare how great the battles won and how the world is so great. These dates seem to match all prophecies also. Furthermore, 2017 is of course 100 years after the secrets of Fatima. I beleive the 3rd secret has been witheld wrongly and not only does it predict the assination of the Pope but also the end of times.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭BoB_BoT


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    2 Days after Christmas Day the Jews strike Jesus' people.

    wasn't there some research done to show Jesus wasn't actually born (according to the bible) in December, think it points to some time in September.

    Gareth37 wrote: »
    The antichrist whos name begins with B will roar loudly about his great victories after WW3.
    I just like goat entrails.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Please Gareth, hear my plea, the internet is a tool of the devil and illicit pornography and you must stop using it. Please........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,549 ✭✭✭✭Judgement Day


    I thought magic mushrooms had been banned! What sort of an ass.ole is the original poster? Surely there is something useful he can do with his life instead of putting out this awful sh..te? God save us all from religious nutters.
    Happy New Year everybody. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Lol
    Surely there is something useful he can do with his life instead of putting out this awful sh..te? God save us all from religious nutters.
    Never a truer word spoken.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    This is the start of many great victories for the antichrist. War after war is to follow and victory after victory for the antichrist.

    Actually, it's a victory for Christianity. Remember that the crucifiction is the basis of christianity. Do you honestly think it should of been different? God kicked Adam and Eve out of Eden for eating an apple. Have you any idea of the world of shìt you'd be in for claiming you know better than god?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭WhaLofShi


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    ........ That would mean that the 12 years of prosperity of the antichrist would run for Janyuary 2009 until 2021 where he would declare ........yada yada yada..

    We're only starting the worst economic downturn in 70 years and you're predicting prosperity starting on Thursday ?????? Or maybe the 20th ????

    He'll need to get his finger out PDQ !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭Cow Moolester


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    I beleive the 3rd secret has been witheld wrongly and not only does it predict the assination of the Pope but also the end of times.

    Well if you know what it is then it isn't really a secret is it? :rolleyes:

    I love how you give extremely distant dates just long enough to make it seem plausible to yourself.
    I feel sorry for you, living your life in fear over predictions made in a book a couple thousand years ago.

    There is only one God, The Flying spaghetti monster

    FlyingSpaghettiMonster.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    Who is this person whose name begins with B?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    kleefarr wrote: »
    Who is this person whose name begins with B?
    Barack I presume. :D

    BAD1334.300.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,176 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    True, I believe that the 12 year interval will yield bloodshed and a progressive curtailment of rights, to conclusively indicate the end times. Funny how it is 12 years, as this correlates with the Myan long count calendar which ends in 2012. 12 is a multiple of 4 which is a sacred number.
    Anywho, I would go one better, the apocalypse is going to start in 2012, I know this because I am in tune with the gaiafield. This is the existential matrix which permeates throughout the fabric of the universe, which any of us, as functors of the universe can tune in to, like biological ham radios.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    right lads, dont let Garreths Religious ffervour distract us form the main issue here

    Teh Israelis are bombin the snot out of palestine, they have declared tha this is the time to fight.

    also most tellingly the Israeli Minister for WAR has said that Hammas cannot continue on its path if it wishes to 'live near' Israel.

    now Pardon me if I dont feel the utmost o sympathy for a regieme that has a huge hitec army and is bombin the **** out of a people it has forced into a ghetto and places a stranglehold on supplies getting into that same ghetto.

    dýa think this might just be Obama's big test?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    Barack I presume. :D

    BAD1334.300.jpg

    Oh, I thought this originally came out when Bush invaded Afghanistan and then Iraq as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Gareth37


    Laugh and mock all you want.

    Let those with eyes open them and those with ears keep them open and free from mud.

    When you see great cities in ruins you will know the time is close. Even this country may be shook by earthquakes and there will warnings galore that will be put down to "global warming".


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭BoB_BoT


    I see..... well considering the past couple of "end of the world" scenarios never happened, I won't be holding my breath, cuz well, I'd die then, so I wouldn't get to see this marvelous future you speak of.

    Also where are you pulling these god awful quotes from (pun intended).


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    Barack I presume. :D

    BAD1334.300.jpg

    Or George Bush or Bill Clinton or George Bush again. The antichirst can be whoever you want.
    Gareth37 wrote: »
    Laugh and mock all you want.

    Let those with eyes open them and those with ears keep them open and free from mud.
    With stupid lines like that it's hard not to.
    Gareth37 wrote: »
    When you see great cities in ruins you will know the time is close. Even this country may be shook by earthquakes and there will warnings galore that will be put down to "global warming".
    Right, bet you got tons of evidence and stuff for this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Gareth37


    Day 2: Jews strike again.

    Two evils fighting each other.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,229 ✭✭✭✭King Mob


    Gareth37 wrote: »
    Day 2: Jews strike again.

    Two evils fighting each other.
    Yep because the actions of a government make an entire people evil.
    The Israeli government is doing something bad, all Jews support Israel without question therefore all Jews are evil.
    Fantastic logic there Gareth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,701 ✭✭✭Diogenes


    Gareth37 wrote:
    the 12 years of prosperity of the antichrist would run for Janyuary 2009 until 2021

    Yeah because the world economy is heading for A January 2009 that is looking just peachy.

    Prophecy Fail!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Iz it becuz he is black?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭RichTea


    World War 3 is it?


    If you say so OP


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Well, if the end of the world means the end of all the ****e that people like you are spouting, I guess it's a small price to pay.

    Troll much, or are you just plain bat-**** crazy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    I am so necroing this thread in 2024.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13 John Titor 2036


    I can confirm that Gareth 37 is on to something. (I am from the future).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 909 ✭✭✭Gareth37


    Diogenes wrote: »
    Yeah because the world economy is heading for A January 2009 that is looking just peachy.

    Prophecy Fail!

    The wars up until the last war will probably be mostly in middle east. USA and antichrist countries from Europe and Russia will prosper until the final big one.

    You will soon see other countries join in and then other wars.


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