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Want sum man luv call 086 *** **** - toilet adverts.

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    #32
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    30 posts to the thread and still nobody has given out a new phonenumber. Pshawwwww. [Putting away phone in disgust]:mad:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #33
    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    boring_job_guy wrote: »

    I love toilet graffiti btw.

    I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

    Wow you must love irish public toilets then.:o


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    #34
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    boring_job_guy wrote: »
    I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

    My friend used to clean toilets and said people drew penii all the time. He said he'd usually rub one out if he saw one.


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    #35
    boring_job_guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭boring_job_guy


    hottstuff wrote: »
    :confused:
    Why would that make any girl laugh.??

    who said anything about laughing?

    It was mostly to shock them (i drew it really well, it actually looked like a real cock, unlike 99.9% of graffiti cocks you see). Also it was to give them free porn.

    although I did find it hilarious at the time.


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    #36
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    celt262 wrote: »
    I know i just had a **** instead

    To each their own I guess ;)


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    #37
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Degsy wrote: »
    I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
    Nobody ever does though :(

    clearly you frequent lesbian bars.


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    #38
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Where's Flutterinbantam?
    Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!


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    #39
    Holsten
    Registered Users Posts: 4,971 ✭✭✭Holsten


    I love the stuff written on the stalls.

    Funny as hell.


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    #40
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I gave my phone number to a man on boards only as recently as monday.


    ..he required info on a problem with a heatpump in exchange for his first born child


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    #41
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Degsy wrote: »
    Where's Flutterinbantam?
    Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!

    He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.


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    #42
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    javaboy wrote: »
    He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

    Ha ha ha!


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    #43
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    javaboy wrote: »
    He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.


    I heard he was taking a sponsored dump.


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    #44
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    No it's more like sponsored constipation. He's still allowed talk crap in the Dome btw. He'd lose it altogether otherwise.


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    #45
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Sometimes there's no graffitti in ladies :(
    But some of them can be fun.
    Plenty of phone numbers.
    And plenty of:

    Laura
    +
    Shauna
    BoM8s '08

    Though some of those have lesbians and lezzer coming out of them with arrows.
    I remember UCD library one having an on going Personal Issues where girls helped each other and left questions about sex and boyfriends.
    Best place for it, I suppose :D


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    #46
    Zzippy
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 14,166 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zzippy


    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/522169398_c6f4c005fa.jpg?v=0


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    #47
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    themadchef wrote: »
    Ya see, subconciously im hearng "4 seconds" and i know it might be the hottest 4 seconds of my life but....




    PM sent

    Oh, you're female, aren't you? That makes sense.


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    #48
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    most poetic graffiti i ever heard
    Some come here to sit and think,
    some come here to **** and stink,
    but I come here to itch my balls,
    and read the writing on the walls.

    had me laughing for 5 mins

    or one i've heard
    apparently this was in a portable toilet in Iraq
    Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and **** on the ceiling


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    #49
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Your from Crumlin too

    THE GROVE!!!! lol


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    #50
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    A friend of mine was sitting at home when he gets a picture message....

    His number with Ring shane for bum sex written on a jacks wall....same thing was also seen on a bus to Waterford....
    funny thing is he ended up dating the girl who sent him the message


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    #51
    phenomenon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Ever heard of toilet ping pong?

    On the left wall of the cubicle it says "look right".
    On the right wall it says "look left".

    Idiots are amused for hours on end as they turn they're head back and forth...


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    #52
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    For a good time call:

    8675-309


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    #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    on left wall: "toilet tennis, look right"

    on right wall: "toilet tennis, look left"


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    #54
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Boards tennis:

    See post below.


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    See post above.


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    #56
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    This used to be in Dunnes in Castlebar....

    Some come here to sit and think
    Some come here to **** and stink
    Others come to scratch their balls
    But I come here to write on walls.


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    #57
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    partyatmygaff wrote: »
    most poetic graffiti i ever heard
    Some come here to sit and think,
    some come here to **** and stink,
    but I come here to itch my balls,
    and read the writing on the walls.

    had me laughing for 5 mins

    or one i've heard
    apparently this was in a portable toilet in Iraq
    Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and **** on the ceiling

    Damn beaten to it!


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    #58
    Amalgam
    Registered Users Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Bewley's South Great Georges Street, this is where Napoleon pulled his bone apart, with a crude drawing of a stern looking man with his lad hanging out his pocket.


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    #59
    newmills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 473 ✭✭newmills


    Best grafitti on a toilet wall was the classic "Anyone interested in time travel - meet me here last wednesday at 11.45"!!!!!
    Brilliant. I love toilet grafitti!!:D:D


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