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connundrum

Who goes into a bathroom with a feckin pen in the first place?

And one would think that the joke is stale by now, but clearly not.

There is always a man willing to give love.

Do girls have the same brilliant marketing drives in their public cubicles?

A waste of ink tbh, and in these times of recession and all!

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OldGoat

30 posts to the thread and still nobody has given out a new phonenumber. Pshawwwww. [Putting away phone in disgust]:mad:

hottstuff

boring_job_guy wrote: »

I love toilet graffiti btw.

I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

Wow you must love irish public toilets then.:o

javaboy

boring_job_guy wrote: »

I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

My friend used to clean toilets and said people drew penii all the time. He said he'd usually rub one out if he saw one.

boring_job_guy

hottstuff wrote: »

Why would that make any girl laugh.??

who said anything about laughing?

It was mostly to shock them (i drew it really well, it actually looked like a real cock, unlike 99.9% of graffiti cocks you see). Also it was to give them free porn.

although I did find it hilarious at the time.

ShooterSF

celt262 wrote: »

I know i just had a **** instead

To each their own I guess

AckwelFoley

Degsy wrote: »

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

clearly you frequent lesbian bars.

Degsy

Where's Flutterinbantam?
Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!

Holsten

I love the stuff written on the stalls.

Funny as hell.

AckwelFoley

I gave my phone number to a man on boards only as recently as monday.

..he required info on a problem with a heatpump in exchange for his first born child

javaboy

Degsy wrote: »

Where's Flutterinbantam?
Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

AckwelFoley

javaboy wrote: »

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

Ha ha ha!

Degsy

javaboy wrote: »

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

I heard he was taking a sponsored dump.

javaboy

No it's more like sponsored constipation. He's still allowed talk crap in the Dome btw. He'd lose it altogether otherwise.

Zwillinge

Sometimes there's no graffitti in ladies

But some of them can be fun.
Plenty of phone numbers.
And plenty of:

Laura
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Shauna
BoM8s '08

Though some of those have lesbians and lezzer coming out of them with arrows.
I remember UCD library one having an on going Personal Issues where girls helped each other and left questions about sex and boyfriends.
Best place for it, I suppose

Zzippy

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/522169398_c6f4c005fa.jpg?v=0

SoWatchaWant

themadchef wrote: »

Ya see, subconciously im hearng "4 seconds" and i know it might be the hottest 4 seconds of my life but....

PM sent

Oh, you're female, aren't you? That makes sense.

partyatmygaff

most poetic graffiti i ever heard
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

had me laughing for 5 mins

or one i've heard
apparently this was in a portable toilet in Iraq
Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and **** on the ceiling

HouseHippo

Your from Crumlin too

THE GROVE!!!! lol

HouseHippo

A friend of mine was sitting at home when he gets a picture message....

His number with Ring shane for bum sex written on a jacks wall....same thing was also seen on a bus to Waterford....
funny thing is he ended up dating the girl who sent him the message

phenomenon

Ever heard of toilet ping pong?

On the left wall of the cubicle it says "look right".
On the right wall it says "look left".

Idiots are amused for hours on end as they turn they're head back and forth...

[Deleted User]

For a good time call:

8675-309

[Deleted User]

on left wall: "toilet tennis, look right"

on right wall: "toilet tennis, look left"

javaboy

Boards tennis:

See post below.

[Deleted User]

See post above.

Shacklebolt

This used to be in Dunnes in Castlebar....

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
Others come to scratch their balls
But I come here to write on walls.

Shacklebolt

partyatmygaff wrote: »

most poetic graffiti i ever heard
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

had me laughing for 5 mins

or one i've heard
apparently this was in a portable toilet in Iraq
Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and **** on the ceiling

Damn beaten to it!

Amalgam

Bewley's South Great Georges Street, this is where Napoleon pulled his bone apart, with a crude drawing of a stern looking man with his lad hanging out his pocket.

newmills

Best grafitti on a toilet wall was the classic "Anyone interested in time travel - meet me here last wednesday at 11.45"!!!!!
Brilliant. I love toilet grafitti!!:D:D