Want sum man luv call 086 *** **** - toilet adverts.

connundrum

Who goes into a bathroom with a feckin pen in the first place?

And one would think that the joke is stale by now, but clearly not.

There is always a man willing to give love.

Do girls have the same brilliant marketing drives in their public cubicles?

A waste of ink tbh, and in these times of recession and all!

Kiera

We have pens in our bags so we can give hot guys our numbers. Duh!

Its usually “Clare 4 Anto” on the back of girls toilets or “Ryaner is crap in bed” or “Kelly + Shuana best m8’s 4eva”

AnonoBoy

Kiera wrote: »

Ryaner is crap in bed

What airline isn't?

connundrum

I forgot to say, I saw a full argument documented on the back of a cubicle door in a shopping centre. Obviously the two guys worked there or spent waay too much time shopping/shitting. It followed the lines of:

1. Girls from the grove are sluts

2. Yore ma is a slut

1. Yore sister takes it all ways

3. Yous are both gay

1. Yore ma is gay

etc

hullaballoo

connundrum wrote: »

Who goes into a bathroom with a feckin pen in the first place?

And one would think that the joke is stale by now, but clearly not.

There is always a man willing to give love.

Do girls have the same brilliant marketing drives in their public cubicles?

A waste of ink tbh, and in these times of recession and all!

Aw, it's kind of cute that you think it's just a joke.

There was a cruising epidemic in UCD when I was there. Apparently the same thing is rife in UCC. It can be a little bit disconcerting knowing that the toilet you're in is used for sex. Mneh.

Degsy

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

themadchef

Nah, it's all a big secret.

We have embossed toilet roll, pot pouri, and heated toilet seats in ladies public toilets every where in Ireland. The odd ass wiper, and foot massager in the classier joints.

Men. Do yee really think we would treat oursleves to any less

AnonoBoy

Degsy wrote: »

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

The trick is not to use your name Degsy.

RossFixxxed

Poor poor degsy.

they can sense from your name you have a head they'd never tire of punching.

Too busy bonin yore ma tbh, ftw, lol, imo, omg.

themadchef

Degsy wrote: »

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

Ya see, subconciously im hearng "4 seconds" and i know it might be the hottest 4 seconds of my life but....




PM sent

Kiera

My local has perspecs in each cubical and stick the current gossip mag pages up all around it. I’m not a fan of reading while on the loo but looking at pics of Brad helps......

hottstuff

"Leave your name here if you had a poo"

Seen this in the gents of restaraunt with plenty of names underneath.

I can pm the location if anyone wants to add to the list.

stovelid

Degsy wrote: »

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

They're probably thinking: a lezzer, called Degsy?

AnonoBoy

hottstuff wrote: »

"Leave your name here if you had a poo"

Seen this in the gents of restaraunt with plenty of names underneath.

I can pm the location if anyone wants to add to the list.

I bet you can't guess one Boardsie that definitely has signed that.

engrish?

Kiera wrote: »

I’m not a fan of reading while on the loo but looking at pics of Brad helps......

Helps you poo?

Blazer

Funniest caption I ever read in a toilet was about the canteen in a well known pc manufacturing site

Sitting down having a dump..looks up and sees this on the door
"Flush hard, it has to go the whole way to the canteen".

Nearly fell off the toilet seat I was laughing so much.:D

Nodin

hullaballú wrote: »

Aw, it's kind of cute that you think it's just a joke.

There was a cruising epidemic in UCD when I was there. Apparently the same thing is rife in UCC. It can be a little bit disconcerting knowing that the toilet you're in is used for sex. Mneh.

You could make it into a musical - "College Cottaging - A toe-tapping extravaganza". You didn't think it was hand cream on the seat did ye?

Nodin

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Funniest caption I ever read in a toilet was about the canteen in a well known pc manufacturing site

Sitting down having a dump..looks up and sees this on the door
"Flush hard, it has to go the whole way to the canteen".

Nearly fell off the toilet seat I was laughing so much.:D

Written over a load of loose sheets on the cistern, in Rathmines Town hall - "UCD Arts Degrees - please take one".

celt262

In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls

AnonoBoy

celt262 wrote: »

In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls

Why did you hang up? You could've had a ride. Duh!

segasega

celt262 wrote: »

In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls

It depends how many times you pressed re-dail.;)

Pride Fighter

Nodin wrote: »

Written over a load of loose sheets on the cistern, in Rathmines Town hall - "UCD Arts Degrees - please take one".

I know it, I had many a lavatory usage there.

Boom_Bap

WARNING: CLINT EASTWOOD TOILET PAPER
Rough, tough and doesnt take sh*t from anyone.

celt262

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Why did you hang up? You could've had a ride. Duh!

I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.

Wagon

Remember the one in the lads jacks a few years ago in doyles? It was upstairs in the cubicle. "For a good time ring bonzo the clown on 087*******"

RoundyMooney

Damnit Conn, I can't make out that number.

Can you post it again?

Nodin

Pride Fighter wrote: »

I know it, I had many a lavatory usage there.

When I was there it was 1990/91 I think....

ShooterSF

celt262 wrote: »

I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.

So you could have had a threesome? Hang your head in shame.

AnonoBoy

celt262 wrote: »

I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.

Are we familiar with the concept of humour?

boring_job_guy

It's not really a joke. It's about annoying a person you don't like. If you put the number up in the right place with the right words attachted think of the endless misery your enemy could suffer.

I love toilet graffiti btw.

I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

celt262

ShooterSF wrote: »

So you could have had a threesome? Hang your head in shame.

I know i just had a **** instead

OldGoat

30 posts to the thread and still nobody has given out a new phonenumber. Pshawwwww. [Putting away phone in disgust]:mad:

hottstuff

boring_job_guy wrote: »

I love toilet graffiti btw.

I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

Wow you must love irish public toilets then.:o

javaboy

boring_job_guy wrote: »

I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).

My friend used to clean toilets and said people drew penii all the time. He said he'd usually rub one out if he saw one.

boring_job_guy

hottstuff wrote: »

Why would that make any girl laugh.??

who said anything about laughing?

It was mostly to shock them (i drew it really well, it actually looked like a real cock, unlike 99.9% of graffiti cocks you see). Also it was to give them free porn.

although I did find it hilarious at the time.

ShooterSF

celt262 wrote: »

I know i just had a **** instead

To each their own I guess

AckwelFoley

Degsy wrote: »

I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
Nobody ever does though

clearly you frequent lesbian bars.

Degsy

Where's Flutterinbantam?
Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!

Holsten

I love the stuff written on the stalls.

Funny as hell.

AckwelFoley

I gave my phone number to a man on boards only as recently as monday.


..he required info on a problem with a heatpump in exchange for his first born child

javaboy

Degsy wrote: »

Where's Flutterinbantam?
Toilets are being discused here and there's no sign of him!

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

AckwelFoley

javaboy wrote: »

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

Ha ha ha!

Degsy

javaboy wrote: »

He's banned from toilet talk until the 26th for Santa Strike Force.

I heard he was taking a sponsored dump.

javaboy

No it's more like sponsored constipation. He's still allowed talk crap in the Dome btw. He'd lose it altogether otherwise.

Zwillinge

Sometimes there's no graffitti in ladies
But some of them can be fun.
Plenty of phone numbers.
And plenty of:

Laura
+
Shauna
BoM8s '08

Though some of those have lesbians and lezzer coming out of them with arrows.
I remember UCD library one having an on going Personal Issues where girls helped each other and left questions about sex and boyfriends.
Best place for it, I suppose

Zzippy

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/213/522169398_c6f4c005fa.jpg?v=0

SoWatchaWant

themadchef wrote: »

Ya see, subconciously im hearng "4 seconds" and i know it might be the hottest 4 seconds of my life but....




PM sent

Oh, you're female, aren't you? That makes sense.

partyatmygaff

most poetic graffiti i ever heard
Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink,
but I come here to itch my balls,
and read the writing on the walls.

had me laughing for 5 mins

or one i've heard
apparently this was in a portable toilet in Iraq
Everybody pisses on the floor. be a hero and **** on the ceiling

HouseHippo

Your from Crumlin too

THE GROVE!!!! lol

HouseHippo

A friend of mine was sitting at home when he gets a picture message....

His number with Ring shane for bum sex written on a jacks wall....same thing was also seen on a bus to Waterford....
funny thing is he ended up dating the girl who sent him the message

phenomenon

Ever heard of toilet ping pong?

On the left wall of the cubicle it says "look right".
On the right wall it says "look left".

Idiots are amused for hours on end as they turn they're head back and forth...