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Want sum man luv call 086 *** **** - toilet adverts.

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  • 18-12-2008 1:10pm
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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭


    Who goes into a bathroom with a feckin pen in the first place?

    And one would think that the joke is stale by now, but clearly not.

    There is always a man willing to give love.

    Do girls have the same brilliant marketing drives in their public cubicles?

    A waste of ink tbh, and in these times of recession and all!
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    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    We have pens in our bags so we can give hot guys our numbers. Duh!

    Its usually “Clare 4 Anto” on the back of girls toilets or “Ryaner is crap in bed” or “Kelly + Shuana best m8’s 4eva”


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ryaner is crap in bed

    What airline isn't?


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I forgot to say, I saw a full argument documented on the back of a cubicle door in a shopping centre. Obviously the two guys worked there or spent waay too much time shopping/shitting. It followed the lines of:

    1. Girls from the grove are sluts

    2. Yore ma is a slut

    1. Yore sister takes it all ways

    3. Yous are both gay

    1. Yore ma is gay

    etc


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    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,719 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    connundrum wrote: »
    Who goes into a bathroom with a feckin pen in the first place?

    And one would think that the joke is stale by now, but clearly not.

    There is always a man willing to give love.

    Do girls have the same brilliant marketing drives in their public cubicles?

    A waste of ink tbh, and in these times of recession and all!
    Aw, it's kind of cute that you think it's just a joke.

    There was a cruising epidemic in UCD when I was there. Apparently the same thing is rife in UCC. It can be a little bit disconcerting knowing that the toilet you're in is used for sex. Mneh.


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    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
    Nobody ever does though :(


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Nah, it's all a big secret.

    We have embossed toilet roll, pot pouri, and heated toilet seats in ladies public toilets every where in Ireland. The odd ass wiper, and foot massager in the classier joints.

    Men. Do yee really think we would treat oursleves to any less :D


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    AnonoBoy
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    Degsy wrote: »
    I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
    Nobody ever does though :(

    The trick is not to use your name Degsy. ;)


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    RossFixxxed
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭RossFixxxed


    Poor poor degsy.

    they can sense from your name you have a head they'd never tire of punching.

    Too busy bonin yore ma tbh, ftw, lol, imo, omg.


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Degsy wrote: »
    I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
    Nobody ever does though :(

    Ya see, subconciously im hearng "4 seconds" and i know it might be the hottest 4 seconds of my life but....




    PM sent


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    Kiera
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    My local has perspecs in each cubical and stick the current gossip mag pages up all around it. I’m not a fan of reading while on the loo but looking at pics of Brad helps...... ;)


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    hottstuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭hottstuff


    "Leave your name here if you had a poo"

    Seen this in the gents of restaraunt with plenty of names underneath.

    I can pm the location if anyone wants to add to the list.


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    stovelid
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    Degsy wrote: »
    I put my own number up in the girls jacks.."4 hot secks ring degsy".
    Nobody ever does though :(

    They're probably thinking: a lezzer, called Degsy?


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    hottstuff wrote: »
    "Leave your name here if you had a poo"

    Seen this in the gents of restaraunt with plenty of names underneath.

    I can pm the location if anyone wants to add to the list.

    I bet you can't guess one Boardsie that definitely has signed that. :D


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    engrish?
    Registered Users Posts: 911 ✭✭✭engrish?


    Kiera wrote: »
    I’m not a fan of reading while on the loo but looking at pics of Brad helps...... ;)



    Helps you poo?


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    Blazer
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    Funniest caption I ever read in a toilet was about the canteen in a well known pc manufacturing site ;)

    Sitting down having a dump..looks up and sees this on the door
    "Flush hard, it has to go the whole way to the canteen".

    Nearly fell off the toilet seat I was laughing so much.:D


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    Nodin
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    hullaballú wrote: »
    Aw, it's kind of cute that you think it's just a joke.

    There was a cruising epidemic in UCD when I was there. Apparently the same thing is rife in UCC. It can be a little bit disconcerting knowing that the toilet you're in is used for sex. Mneh.

    You could make it into a musical - "College Cottaging - A toe-tapping extravaganza". You didn't think it was hand cream on the seat did ye?


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    Nodin
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    Mathew Reilly wrote: »
    Funniest caption I ever read in a toilet was about the canteen in a well known pc manufacturing site ;)

    Sitting down having a dump..looks up and sees this on the door
    "Flush hard, it has to go the whole way to the canteen".

    Nearly fell off the toilet seat I was laughing so much.:D

    Written over a load of loose sheets on the cistern, in Rathmines Town hall - "UCD Arts Degrees - please take one".


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    celt262
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭celt262


    In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    celt262 wrote: »
    In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls

    Why did you hang up? You could've had a ride. Duh!


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    segasega
    Registered Users Posts: 785 ✭✭✭segasega


    celt262 wrote: »
    In the jacks in the chipper one night there was a number on the door for a girl looking for a ride. i rang it and when she answered i hung up. i wonder would she get many of them calls

    It depends how many times you pressed re-dail.;)


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    #22
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Nodin wrote: »
    Written over a load of loose sheets on the cistern, in Rathmines Town hall - "UCD Arts Degrees - please take one".

    I know it, I had many a lavatory usage there.


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    WARNING: CLINT EASTWOOD TOILET PAPER
    Rough, tough and doesnt take sh*t from anyone.


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    celt262
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭celt262


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Why did you hang up? You could've had a ride. Duh!

    I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.


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    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Remember the one in the lads jacks a few years ago in doyles? It was upstairs in the cubicle. "For a good time ring bonzo the clown on 087*******"


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    #26
    RoundyMooney
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    Damnit Conn, I can't make out that number.

    Can you post it again?


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    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    I know it, I had many a lavatory usage there.

    When I was there it was 1990/91 I think....


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    #28
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    celt262 wrote: »
    I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.

    So you could have had a threesome? Hang your head in shame.


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    celt262 wrote: »
    I have a gf and just rang it to see if it was a real number.

    Are we familiar with the concept of humour?


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    boring_job_guy
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    It's not really a joke. It's about annoying a person you don't like. If you put the number up in the right place with the right words attachted think of the endless misery your enemy could suffer.

    I love toilet graffiti btw.

    I'm the guy who goes into the girls jacks and draws a huge ejaculating penis and the words "free porn" (and by that i mean i did it once when i was drunk- it was a huge effort though, i hope it didn't get rubbed off the next day).


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    celt262
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭celt262


    ShooterSF wrote: »
    So you could have had a threesome? Hang your head in shame.

    I know i just had a **** instead


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