I lost my batter burger

I just needed to have a whinge, I just drove down to the (quite far away) chipper to get a batter burger and chips, had a serious craving and it's the only chipper that satisfies in this situation. Scraped together the €3.70 and arrived at chipper and it was empty so had to wait for them to heat up the oil etc, waited ages, no problem it's worth the wait. Got back into my car and drove back home, had one or two chips but was saving the rest for a cup of tea, mmmmm. Parked the car, hopped out, and the bag burst, my batter burger is now under another car and my chips all over the road. I cannot tell you how devastated I am. I just need some sympathy please people.

Cuddlesworth

Points and laughs!!!

Doc

Sucks to be you :pac:

orestes

Pick the burger up and bless it. Kills all germs, guaranteed.

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

Gary ITR

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Points and laughs!!!

+1

Zillah

You have my deep sympathies.





You should kill yourself.

robtri

shut up you whinger!!
go get another one!!!!!

Dancor

OP you should have used the 10 second rule.

orestes

orestes wrote: »

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

seriously, do you think I'd have been that polite!!!!

more like f&@(£; s($*(£*@£;(%*@$%*($%*@($%*£;$*%ox

aidan_walsh

orestes wrote: »

Pick the burger up and bless it. Kills all germs, guaranteed.

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

If she did, she had better have adopted a cheesy 50's style frozen shoulder shrug and smile while someone played some suitable "oh what a kerfuffle" music in the background.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Your bag must have got soggy with the heat.

DenMan

Awful tragedy. Could never go for a batter burger myself. Scrape together another €3.70, get back in that car and get another one. It's gonna pi$$ you off all day. Best bet is just get another one.....and make sure you eat it this time.

On your way now, the wind is at your back.

dancor

dancor wrote: »

OP you should have used the 10 second rule.

i did think about it, but the fact that it was under another car made it a bit more difficult

two reasons I don't want to go get another one, i'll get funny looks from the fat italian man, i've no money so would have to go to bank machine and it's a ten minute drive

Too much vinegar, the bag was under pressure

Danbo!

Your gonna look like some fat bastard, back in the chipper ordering another batter burger and chips.

mcauley

MikeySligo wrote: »

Your bag must have got soggy with the heat.

Soggy Bag - the number one cause of lost batter burgers in the country.

A tragedy no less.

SpookyDoll

Was is a batther burger with extra bruises......?

Doc

orestes wrote: »

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

Whoopsadaisy is a perfectly valid response.

Whoopsadaisydoodles is just gay.

Turd Ferguson

*hugs whoopsadaisydoodles*

*then gropes whoopsadaisydoodles*


Better?

04KY

Zillah wrote: »

You should kill yourself.

You too.

DenMan

noblestee wrote: »

Your gonna look like some fat bastard, back in the chipper ordering another batter burger and chips.

Who gives a fcuk. Considering the owner is fat, I doubt he'd care. Besides it's another pay day for him. If the OP wants to dig into the batter burger he/she knows what they have to do.

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

*hugs whoopsadaisydoodles*

*then gropes whoopsadaisydoodles*


Better?

hmmm, no. but thanks.

Turd Ferguson

Deleted User wrote: »

hmmm, no. but thanks.

Really? Maybe I didnt do it right....come here a minute :pac:

DenMan

DenMan wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk. Considering the owner is fat, I doubt he'd care. Besides it's another pay day for him. If the OP wants to dig into the batter burger he/she knows what they have to do.

she, and i would look like a fat bastard if i was a fat bastard, but thankfully I'm not, (although might have been if I'd eaten it!).
I could always bring the dirty burger back and tell them the quality of the bags is rubbish and that I demand a new one?

6th

Zillah wrote: »

You should kill yourself.

Degsy?

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Really? Maybe I didnt do it right....come here a minute :pac:

unless you smell of vinegar it's just not gonna do it for me

Doc

Bring the bag back + your muddy burger and complain that it was not fit for the purpose for which it was designed then prattle on about consumer rights for half an hour and demand that he provides you with a new bag of chips & batter burger this time and insist that he carries it home for you and takes a bus home.

Kold

Blessing in disguise, nobody likes chubbies. Well that's not true but I don't.

Kold

should have just flippin well picked it up and eaten it. hmmph.

Kold wrote: »

Blessing in disguise, nobody likes chubbies. Well that's not true but I don't.

That's what I'm trying to convince myself....

Turd Ferguson

Deleted User wrote: »

unless you smell of vinegar it's just not gonna do it for me

Mom?

Doc

Deleted User wrote: »

should have just flippin well picked it up and eaten it. hmmph.

No No thats how you catch AIDS!!!!!! I saw it on TV.

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Mom?

nah, sure she'd have gone back for the second groping....

Zangetsu

You poor fooker... I'd feel sorry for you but ya just made me hungry. Now I hate you

Shoulda picked the burger up, tis FINE!

Zangetsu

Zangetsu wrote: »

You poor fooker... I'd feel sorry for you but ya just made me hungry. Now I hate you

Shoulda picked the burger up, tis FINE!

I know. too late now.

I've decided, Im gonna change clothes, tie my hair back and go chipper in a different car. I can't stop thinking about it. And the smell of chipper is gonna be all over my car which will just make the pain even worse.

Zillah

04KY wrote: »

You too.

No you.

Zillah

Zillah wrote: »

No you.

I really had no intention of anyone killing themselves over my batter burger.
I don't want to die before I actually get to eat it.

javaboy

OP you should have posted in personal issues. These kind of immature replies are inevitable in After Hours.

For what it's worth, I know what you're going through. When I was 7 I bought an ice-cream from the ice-cream man with the full works, sprinkles, Cadbury's flake, syrup etc. Then I stupidly tried to cycle along while eating it. I cycled off a kerb and the jolt of landing knocked my ice-cream off the cone. The impact splattered it everywhere and the sun was beating down so there was no chance of invoking the 10 second rule. Alas my beloved ice-cream was lost to the ants. I tried eating the cone but it just tasted like ashes in my mouth.

Tbh I hadn't thought about that day much until I read this thread and now it's all coming back to me. I realise I haven't ever really gotten over it and it's hard to talk about even now.

The most important thing is that you're talking to people about it. That's the first step. Good luck OP.

Wow, javaboy, I'm sorry to have unveiled this trauma, but it may be for the best. You've been bottling this up all these years, it has probably had a subconscious effect on your sex life and everything, it's good to let it out. Those ants can't hurt you any more.

If you ever want to talk, just PM me, I'm here.

RichTea

Epic burger fail...or something to that effect.

Zillah

Deleted User wrote: »

I really had no intention of anyone killing themselves over my batter burger.
I don't want to die before I actually get to eat it.

Tough, we're up to three people. You psycho.

Turd Ferguson

In Soviet Russia, batter burger batters you

javaboy

Deleted User wrote: »

Wow, javaboy, I'm sorry to have unveiled this trauma, but it may be for the best. You've been bottling this up all these years, it has probably had a subconscious effect on your sex life and everything, it's good to let it out.

You mean like the ice-cream coming out of my cone too early? It all adds up now.

Those ants can't hurt you any more.

If you ever want to talk, just PM me, I'm here.

Oh I don't mind the ants. Just because I couldn't eat it, I wouldn't begrudge them it's sweet sugary goodness. In fact, now that I think about it, for those ants that weren't actually crushed or drowned by the initial impact of the ice-cream, that was probably the best day of their little lives. My unhappiness over the loss I suffered that day was surely offset by the joy I gave to so many ants.

Maybe if I try to look at it as more of a sacrifice I made for the happiness of others, I wouldn't feel so bad over the whole thing. That should make me feel a little better..... so why do I still feel so sad?

javaboy

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

In Soviet Russia, batter burger loses you

Minus points for missing the obvious "In Soviet Russia, burger batters you"

Turd Ferguson

javaboy wrote: »

so why do I still feel so sad?

Ooops, that may be my fault...should I take it out of you?


EDIT: javaboy, thats what I said? stop changing my posts

Zillah

Zillah wrote: »

Tough, we're up to three people. You psycho.

fair enough, any chance you could pop to the chipper for me first?

Zillah

The chipper killed himself.

DenMan

Zillah wrote: »

The chipper killed himself.

All his batter burgers are getting away. He'd rather have them all for himself.

OP get down there and correct a wrong.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kold

Javaboy's post made me sad because I don't even know where I'd even go looking for an icecream like that. Fecking globalisation and these sh*tty McFlurrys and piece of crap Centra cones. Flake have even started doing their own '99s with like... a quarter of a flake.

Kold

Kold wrote: »

Javaboy's post made me say because I don't even know where I'd even go looking for an icecream like that. Fecking globalisation and these sh*tty McFlurrys and piece of crap Centra cones. Flake have even started doing their own '99s with like... a quarter of a flake.

in Dundrum shopping centre you can get loads of different toppings mmmmmm

javaboy

Kold wrote: »

Javaboy's post made me say because I don't even know where I'd even go looking for an icecream like that. Fecking globalisation and these sh*tty McFlurrys and piece of crap Centra cones. Flake have even started doing their own '99s with like... a quarter of a flake.

Oh ice-cream vans still do the rounds. You just don't hear them anymore. The sirens use the same technology as that "kids only" ringtone that was all the rage a while back. It's played at frequencies that our tired old ears simply cannot hear.

Kold

Deleted User wrote: »

in Dundrum shopping centre you can get loads of different toppings mmmmmm

Yeah but at what cost? Anyone know where I can get a 'proper' icecream in Cork? I know HB Swirls are good but it's not what I'm after.