I lost my batter burger

18-11-2008 04:39PM #1

I just needed to have a whinge, I just drove down to the (quite far away) chipper to get a batter burger and chips, had a serious craving and it's the only chipper that satisfies in this situation. Scraped together the €3.70 and arrived at chipper and it was empty so had to wait for them to heat up the oil etc, waited ages, no problem it's worth the wait. Got back into my car and drove back home, had one or two chips but was saving the rest for a cup of tea, mmmmm. Parked the car, hopped out, and the bag burst, my batter burger is now under another car and my chips all over the road. I cannot tell you how devastated I am. I just need some sympathy please people.

Cuddlesworth · 18-11-2008 04:40PM

Points and laughs!!!

Doc · 18-11-2008 04:40PM

Sucks to be you :pac:

orestes · 18-11-2008 04:41PM

Pick the burger up and bless it. Kills all germs, guaranteed.

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

Gary ITR · 18-11-2008 04:42PM

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Points and laughs!!!

+1

Zillah · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

You have my deep sympathies.

You should kill yourself.

robtri · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

shut up you whinger!!
go get another one!!!!!

Dancor · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

OP you should have used the 10 second rule.

18-11-2008 04:43PM

orestes wrote: »

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

seriously, do you think I'd have been that polite!!!!

more like f&@(£; s($*(£*@£;(%*@$%*($%*@($%*£;$*%ox

aidan_walsh · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

orestes wrote: »

Pick the burger up and bless it. Kills all germs, guaranteed.

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

If she did, she had better have adopted a cheesy 50's style frozen shoulder shrug and smile while someone played some suitable "oh what a kerfuffle" music in the background.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

Your bag must have got soggy with the heat.

DenMan · 18-11-2008 04:43PM

Awful tragedy. Could never go for a batter burger myself. Scrape together another €3.70, get back in that car and get another one. It's gonna pi$$ you off all day. Best bet is just get another one.....and make sure you eat it this time.

On your way now, the wind is at your back.

18-11-2008 04:45PM

dancor wrote: »

OP you should have used the 10 second rule.

i did think about it, but the fact that it was under another car made it a bit more difficult

two reasons I don't want to go get another one, i'll get funny looks from the fat italian man, i've no money so would have to go to bank machine and it's a ten minute drive

Too much vinegar, the bag was under pressure

Danbo! · 18-11-2008 04:45PM

Your gonna look like some fat bastard, back in the chipper ordering another batter burger and chips.

mcauley · 18-11-2008 04:45PM

MikeySligo wrote: »

Your bag must have got soggy with the heat.

Soggy Bag - the number one cause of lost batter burgers in the country.

A tragedy no less.

SpookyDoll · 18-11-2008 04:45PM

Was is a batther burger with extra bruises......?

Doc · 18-11-2008 04:46PM

orestes wrote: »

Also, please tell me you didn't say whoopsadaisydoodles after you dropped it?

Whoopsadaisy is a perfectly valid response.

Whoopsadaisydoodles is just gay.

Turd Ferguson · 18-11-2008 04:46PM

*hugs whoopsadaisydoodles*

*then gropes whoopsadaisydoodles*

Better?

04KY · 18-11-2008 04:48PM

Zillah wrote: »

You should kill yourself.

You too.

DenMan · 18-11-2008 04:48PM

noblestee wrote: »

Your gonna look like some fat bastard, back in the chipper ordering another batter burger and chips.

Who gives a fcuk. Considering the owner is fat, I doubt he'd care. Besides it's another pay day for him. If the OP wants to dig into the batter burger he/she knows what they have to do.

18-11-2008 04:49PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

*hugs whoopsadaisydoodles*

*then gropes whoopsadaisydoodles*

Better?

hmmm, no. but thanks.

Turd Ferguson · 18-11-2008 04:51PM

Deleted User wrote: »

hmmm, no. but thanks.

Really? Maybe I didnt do it right....come here a minute :pac:

18-11-2008 04:51PM

DenMan wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk. Considering the owner is fat, I doubt he'd care. Besides it's another pay day for him. If the OP wants to dig into the batter burger he/she knows what they have to do.

she, and i would look like a fat bastard if i was a fat bastard, but thankfully I'm not, (although might have been if I'd eaten it!).
I could always bring the dirty burger back and tell them the quality of the bags is rubbish and that I demand a new one?

6th · 18-11-2008 04:52PM

Zillah wrote: »

You should kill yourself.

Degsy?

18-11-2008 04:52PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Really? Maybe I didnt do it right....come here a minute :pac:

unless you smell of vinegar it's just not gonna do it for me

Doc · 18-11-2008 04:53PM

Bring the bag back + your muddy burger and complain that it was not fit for the purpose for which it was designed then prattle on about consumer rights for half an hour and demand that he provides you with a new bag of chips & batter burger this time and insist that he carries it home for you and takes a bus home.

Kold · 18-11-2008 04:54PM

Blessing in disguise, nobody likes chubbies. Well that's not true but I don't.

18-11-2008 04:54PM

should have just flippin well picked it up and eaten it. hmmph.

Kold wrote: »

Blessing in disguise, nobody likes chubbies. Well that's not true but I don't.

That's what I'm trying to convince myself....

Turd Ferguson · 18-11-2008 04:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

unless you smell of vinegar it's just not gonna do it for me

Mom?

Doc · 18-11-2008 04:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

should have just flippin well picked it up and eaten it. hmmph.

No No thats how you catch AIDS!!!!!! I saw it on TV.

18-11-2008 04:57PM

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Mom?

nah, sure she'd have gone back for the second groping....

I lost my batter burger

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