DOG license V cat License ?

NedKelly

a dog license is 12.70 why is there no cat license ?

Wagon

Cos cats are bastards.

shellyboo

NedKelly wrote: »

a dog license is 12.70 why is there no cat license ?

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

Turd Ferguson

cuz kats rule nd dags drule

Gran Hermano

I'm pretty sure legally cats are seen as 'feral' animals.

If you knockdown a dog you have to report it to the police, not the
case if you hit a cat.

NedKelly

ah now cats can give u a bad scratch
and they pee all over the place and howl at night

4zn76tysfajdxp

Let them out so.

ScumLord

Cats also pick up horrible diseases that they can pass onto their owners.

NedKelly

http://www.petstation.com/cat-zoonoses.html

4zn76tysfajdxp

NedKelly wrote: »

http://www.petstation.com/cat-zoonoses.html

This thread demands cat pictures:


http://lordalexvw.videofoundry.co.nz/cat_pics/sunna_funny_cat.jpg

thelordofcheese

Gran Hermano wrote: »

I'm pretty sure legally cats are seen as 'feral' animals.

If you knockdown a dog you have to report it to the police, not the
case if you hit a cat.

Unless you hit it *really* far, in which case you might as well start bragging.

Turd Ferguson

lolcats FTW

admiralofthefleet

because the only thing cats are good for is pillow cases and canals

GigaByte

ScumLord wrote: »

Cats also pick up horrible diseases that they can pass onto their owners.

http://mattnelsoninfo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ceiling_cat1.jpg

NedKelly

cat balls
http://stealingsand.com/images/taysleepback2.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/balls1.jpg

iPlop

Dogs ar idiots thats why they need a licence "12.70 for 1 idiot please"

keen

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

Cats not noisey?

You've obviously never heard them riding on your back shed at 2 in the morning, never heard a dog make them noises.

iPlop

keen wrote: »

Cats not noisey?

You've obviously never heard them riding on your back shed at 2 in the morning, never heard a dog make them noises.

smell of pussy must be rotton!:D

Fratton Fred

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

ejmaztec

Fratton Fred wrote: »

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

You also get a dog-warden in his 2mpg Toyota Jeep travelling on a 40 mile round trip to check that you have a licence for a 4 legged cretin.

Karoma

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

So wrong I won't even start. I'll just sing the obnoxious 'wrong' song. Wrong wrong wroNNNnGGgg WROOOOONGGGGGG....

Fratton Fred wrote: »

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

No. It's €12.70 p.a. for a license. It's a €30 on-the-spot fine if you're caught.

AckwelFoley

Karoma wrote: »

So wrong I won't even start. I'll just sing the obnoxious 'wrong' song. Wrong wrong wroNNNnGGgg WROOOOONGGGGGG....
.

cats a filthy. You have to keep a sandbox inside so they wont sh!t in your linen basket, whereas a dog will let you know he wants to drop a load and go outside.

dogs show affection, cats dont, anywhere to the same extent

FlutterinBantam

Cats don't keep humpin' your leg and gyppin your strides.

ejmaztec

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Cats don't keep humpin' your leg and gyppin your strides.

Not when they're busy clawing your balls through the cat-flap after they jump on when you're watching tv. :mad:

Cianos

It's a little known fact that the ISPCA is just a front for the umbrella organisation also known as the ISPCA (Internet Society for the Promotion of Cats for Amusement). If there were licenses for cats needed, there would be a severe drop in lol cat pics and the ISPCA are simply not going to let that happen.

kowloon

Dogs have vehicular status whereas you can't saddle up a cat and head down to londis. That's why you licence a dog.

ejmaztec

kowloon wrote: »

Dogs have vehicular status whereas you can't saddle up a cat and head down to londis. That's why you licence a dog.

You're sounding a bit husky there, you should get a lozenge.

tony1kenobi

keen wrote: »

Cats not noisey?

You've obviously never heard them riding on your back shed at 2 in the morning, never heard a dog make them noises.

You must be doing it wrong.

arybvtcw0eolkf

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous,

Really, and thats why we need a licence to own one?.

Zaph

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous

Killer chihuahuas?

kowloon

Mairt wrote: »

Really, and thats why we need a licence to own one?.

Explains why we have to pay for gun licences I suppose.

javaboy

This isn't my house. Mammy!
Yeah it's not actually my dog. I'm on pet swap.
I'm from Barbados.
I'm too busy studenting. etc.

No dog licence. Court appearance and a hefty fine.

Run_to_da_hills

You can get one of these to keep out unwanted cats

http://www.petporte.com/?gclid=CMy3qbCE85YCFRqH1QodLlBGYA

Zaph

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

You can get one of these to keep out unwanted cats

http://www.petporte.com/?gclid=CMy3qbCE85YCFRqH1QodLlBGYA

All cats are unwanted as far as I'm concerned. If I didn't have such a strong objection to hurting animals, even cats, a swift boot up the hole is what I'd use to keep them out.

javaboy

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

You can get one of these to keep out unwanted cats

http://www.petporte.com/?gclid=CMy3qbCE85YCFRqH1QodLlBGYA

Check out this thread to see why those cat flaps don't work.

You know you really shouldn't place such blind faith in technology RTDH. :pac:

Run_to_da_hills

javaboy wrote: »

Check out this thread to see why those cat flaps don't work.

You know you really shouldn't place such blind faith in technology RTDH. :pac:

The one that didnt work was infrared, it works from a line of sight dongle on the collar. The one in the example I gave is RFID microchip, the sensor will only pick up when the chipped cat is at the flap.

The only way that this would fail would be if someone wrapped tinfoil around the cat. :pac:

Zaph

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The only way that this would fail would be if someone wrapped tinfoil around the cat. :pac:

Hmmm...

javaboy

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

The one that didnt work was infrared, it works from a line of sight dongle on the collar. The one in the example I gave is RFID microchip, the sensor will only pick up when the chipped cat is at the flap.

The only way that this would fail would be if someone wrapped tinfoil around the cat. :pac:

You obviously didn't read the thread properly. The problem is that the two cats pal around with each other and so the unwanted cat can just 'piggyback' on the other cat when it legitimately activates the flap.

It's not that the flap failed to open. It's that it allowed an unwanted cat in.

Still it's nice to see you recommending RFID for once.

Steve

Wagon wrote: »

Cos cats are bastards.

+1

thread over.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Because the govenemtn can't make money out of cat licenses. Imagine it.

Inspector: Do you have a licence for your cat?
Owner: Eh... what cat?

(Surprised Run-to-the-hills missed that one)

mayordenis

Cat's are straight up illegal thats why.

Xavi6

Should just get rid of cats altogether. Evil pricks.

AlmightyCushion

Xavi6 wrote: »

Should just get rid of cats altogether. Evil pricks.

Especially those hairless fúckers. Man, are those things freaky.

thats_life

just remember;

if you drop dead in your appartment and its only you and your dog and ye're not found for weeks, the dog will die with you but if u had a cat the fecker will eat you once he gets hungry enough.

Morale of the story; Cats r Cu*ts. FACT

modm3

thats_life wrote: »

just remember;

if you drop dead in your appartment and its only you and your dog and ye're not found for weeks, the dog will die with you but if u had a cat the fecker will eat you once he gets hungry enough.

Morale of the story; Cats r Cu*ts. FACT

Which means cats are survivors !!

Stoopid dog would starve to death :rolleyes:

They should actually increase the price of the dog licence, considering the amount of dopey mutts out on the roads getting in may way - no wonder they call that thing on the bumper a "splitter" :D:pac:

-PornStar-

thats_life wrote: »

just remember;

if you drop dead in your appartment and its only you and your dog and ye're not found for weeks, the dog will die with you but if u had a cat the fecker will eat you once he gets hungry enough.

Morale of the story; Cats r Cu*ts. FACT

Yeh jerks, they are nearly as bad as that rugby team from that movie/true story Alive... them and zombies.

JoeTheDumber

Are you lot ready for the bicycle licence?????

It's on the way.

SV

JoeTheDumber wrote: »

Are you lot ready for the bicycle licence?????

It's on the way.

jaysus.

next you'll need a license to drive a car!

arybvtcw0eolkf

ClioV6 wrote: »

jaysus.

next you'll need a license to drive a car!

You need one to drive a TV, why not a bicycle?.

GigaByte

Point out one story where a cat has killed its owner, or the owners chirdren or a neighbour, or the neighbours children.

Dogs have a much lower IQ than cats. Dogs love rolling around in ****s! All dogs have had free lobotomy.

GigaByte

thats_life wrote: »

just remember;

if you drop dead in your appartment and its only you and your dog and ye're not found for weeks, the dog will die with you but if u had a cat the fecker will eat you once he gets hungry enough.

Morale of the story; Cats r Cu*ts. FACT

Thats the kind of bull**** kids believe, lol! In fact there's plenty of stories of pet dogs killing there owners! FACT