DOG license V cat License ?

NedKelly · 13-11-2008 05:08PM #1

a dog license is 12.70 why is there no cat license ?

Wagon · 13-11-2008 05:11PM

Cos cats are bastards.

shellyboo · 13-11-2008 05:11PM

NedKelly wrote: »

a dog license is 12.70 why is there no cat license ?

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

Turd Ferguson · 13-11-2008 05:11PM

cuz kats rule nd dags drule

Gran Hermano · 13-11-2008 05:11PM

I'm pretty sure legally cats are seen as 'feral' animals.

If you knockdown a dog you have to report it to the police, not the
case if you hit a cat.

NedKelly · 13-11-2008 05:12PM

ah now cats can give u a bad scratch
and they pee all over the place and howl at night

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-11-2008 05:13PM

Let them out so.

ScumLord · 13-11-2008 05:14PM

Cats also pick up horrible diseases that they can pass onto their owners.

NedKelly · 13-11-2008 05:14PM

http://www.petstation.com/cat-zoonoses.html

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-11-2008 05:17PM

NedKelly wrote: »

http://www.petstation.com/cat-zoonoses.html

This thread demands cat pictures:

http://lordalexvw.videofoundry.co.nz/cat_pics/sunna_funny_cat.jpg

thelordofcheese · 13-11-2008 05:22PM

Gran Hermano wrote: »

I'm pretty sure legally cats are seen as 'feral' animals.

If you knockdown a dog you have to report it to the police, not the
case if you hit a cat.

Unless you hit it *really* far, in which case you might as well start bragging.

Turd Ferguson · 13-11-2008 05:22PM

lolcats FTW

admiralofthefleet · 13-11-2008 05:24PM

because the only thing cats are good for is pillow cases and canals

GigaByte · 13-11-2008 05:26PM

ScumLord wrote: »

Cats also pick up horrible diseases that they can pass onto their owners.

http://mattnelsoninfo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ceiling_cat1.jpg

NedKelly · 13-11-2008 05:30PM

cat balls
http://stealingsand.com/images/taysleepback2.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/balls1.jpg

iPlop · 13-11-2008 05:42PM

Dogs ar idiots thats why they need a licence "12.70 for 1 idiot please"

keen · 13-11-2008 05:46PM

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

Cats not noisey?

You've obviously never heard them riding on your back shed at 2 in the morning, never heard a dog make them noises.

iPlop · 13-11-2008 05:48PM

keen wrote: »

Cats not noisey?

You've obviously never heard them riding on your back shed at 2 in the morning, never heard a dog make them noises.

smell of pussy must be rotton!:D

Fratton Fred · 13-11-2008 05:50PM

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

ejmaztec · 13-11-2008 06:14PM

Fratton Fred wrote: »

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

You also get a dog-warden in his 2mpg Toyota Jeep travelling on a 40 mile round trip to check that you have a licence for a 4 legged cretin.

Karoma · 13-11-2008 06:19PM

shellyboo wrote: »

Because dogs are dangerous, messy, noisy and cats aren't? You might as well ask why there's no goldfish licences.

So wrong I won't even start. I'll just sing the obnoxious 'wrong' song. Wrong wrong wroNNNnGGgg WROOOOONGGGGGG....

Fratton Fred wrote: »

isn't the fine for not having a dog licence less than the price of the dog licence or something daft like that?

No. It's €12.70 p.a. for a license. It's a €30 on-the-spot fine if you're caught.

AckwelFoley · 13-11-2008 06:59PM

Karoma wrote: »

So wrong I won't even start. I'll just sing the obnoxious 'wrong' song. Wrong wrong wroNNNnGGgg WROOOOONGGGGGG....
.

cats a filthy. You have to keep a sandbox inside so they wont sh!t in your linen basket, whereas a dog will let you know he wants to drop a load and go outside.

dogs show affection, cats dont, anywhere to the same extent

FlutterinBantam · 13-11-2008 07:15PM

Cats don't keep humpin' your leg and gyppin your strides.

ejmaztec · 13-11-2008 07:39PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Cats don't keep humpin' your leg and gyppin your strides.

Not when they're busy clawing your balls through the cat-flap after they jump on when you're watching tv. :mad:

Cianos · 13-11-2008 08:01PM

It's a little known fact that the ISPCA is just a front for the umbrella organisation also known as the ISPCA (Internet Society for the Promotion of Cats for Amusement). If there were licenses for cats needed, there would be a severe drop in lol cat pics and the ISPCA are simply not going to let that happen.