The Off-Topic, insult, picture and everything else thread

TequilaMockingBird

Meant to say, a few weeks ago, a cherry picker arrived next door. I said to bloke on it, "er, is everything alright?", he said the Corporation asked him to check the roofs (sp) of boarded up houses (quite a few here). This sounds a bit far-fetched to me - the Corporation appear to be broke and it is difficult to get anything repaired, never mind checking new roofs.

Should I ask in Conspiracy Theories instead?

TequilaMockingBird

No replies. I seeee.


(I KNEW it!!)

TequilaMockingBird

Getting paranoid now. Maybe it's ME they're watching! :eek:



/checks pockets

Irish_polizei

Irish_polizei wrote: »

Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UzSZdJVBZE

Episode 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU4gb1LsT4

Episode 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQe-VUKpyN0

You will need to double click the video, this brings you to the full video on the channel4 on demand youtube channel.

flyton5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-AV1ImjJBg

Zambia

Anyone based in Drumcondra?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056109570

arybvtcw0eolkf

Very long arm of the law: Driver stopped twice by same PC... 12,000 miles apart

It was a case of parallel lives when policeman Andy Flitton booked a speeding driver in New Zealand.
Two years earlier, Constable Flitton had stopped the same motorist – 12,000 miles away in England.
The two men had both emigrated and their paths had crossed once again.

Constable Flitton said that as he wrote out the ticket on a road near Christchurch, the driver asked if he had worked in London and then if he had operated a laser gun on the A5.
'I thought it was you,’ said the man, who has not been named. ‘You gave me my last speeding ticket there two years ago.'
Constable Flitton said he could only laugh when the man he had booked recognised him as the officer who had ticketed him in Britain two years earlier.
The driver, who produced British and South African licences, told Constable Flitton that he had just emigrated from England, where he had lived for 12 years.
It was while he was writing out the speeding ticket in his car that Constable Flitton saw the driver, who has not been identified, approaching him with a smile.

Constable Flitton had been an officer with the Metropolitan Police for 26 years before emigrating to the south island of New Zealand.
'At first, I hadn't recognised him, but the minute he said it I remembered the whole thing. We both just had a laugh,' the police officer told the New Zealand Herald.
The driver told the policeman that he had been in New Zealand for less than two weeks and was still looking for somewhere to live.
The policeman and the motorist discussed the odds of meeting each other again the same way.
'We must have some sort of connection,' said Constable Flitton.
'He only ever broke the law twice and both times I was the one to give him a ticket.
'It cost him £60 over there and $120 (£58) over here, so it wasn't cheap.
'It just shows what a small world it really is.'

Source.

starviewadams

LFB Turnout alarm,sounds like the start of a 90's dance tune!:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgl3qXLRIp0

Zambia

One from the silly season

Vic Police News wrote:

Drink driver caught in Box Hill

Monday, 27 December 2010 00:53

Members of the Nunawading Highway Patrol intercepted a driver with a blood alcohol reading of .278.

Police said they were stationary in Whitehorse Road Box Hill about 8.25pm last night when a car drove past.

Police attention was drawn to the vehicle as the driver was tooting his horn and waving at police.

The 30-year-old male driver was pulled over and breath tested.

The man had his licence withdrawn immediately and will face court at a later date in relation to the matter.

When ask why he was driving like that the man told police he was unaware he was driving a car.

Zambia

I shouldnt ask should I??

da__flash

its a game called extreme facedown u lie down lik above poses and take pics, also i know the location of the top one haha...

goldie fish

da__flash wrote: »

its a game called extreme facedown u lie down lik above poses and take pics, also i know the location of the top one haha...

And theres the one where you stick your head in a freezer

Zambia

I suppose the one where you stick your head in the sand is the favourite in the dail.

da__flash

goldie fish wrote: »

And theres the one where you stick your head in a freezer

i would like to state at this point i am in neither of these pictures.

deadwood

da__flash wrote: »

i would like to state at this point i am in neither of these pictures.

For a minute there, I thought you were the new Stig!

joegriffinjnr

Posted this on another topic, suited better in here me thinks. Any funny captions??




'Thats my Euro!'

Esel

"I'll arrest ya when I get me cap back on!"

999nobody

Jaysus, which one of you f%^$kers let off.

goldie fish

joegriffinjnr wrote: »

Posted this on another topic, suited better in here me thinks. Any funny captions??

Lads, ye forgot to set the child lock, the student has fallen out again

Shield

After hearing the phrase "You have to crawl before you walk" in Templemore, one student misunderstands the metaphor.

joegriffinjnr wrote: »

Posted this on another topic, suited better in here me thinks. Any funny captions??

Zambia

After initial testing New Hiatt handcuffs deemed too heavy for operational use.

Hightower21

Oh sh1t, I hope someone doesnt take a photo and stick it up on boards for comments and which one of ye bastards died my shoe laces together

Esel

Hightower21 wrote: »

Oh sh1t, I hope someone doesnt take a photo and stick it up on boards for comments and which one of ye bastards farted? *more oxygen at ground level....

FYP

Base calling Deadwood.

Shield

..or Pighead.

Esel wrote: »

Base calling Deadwood.

Esel

psni wrote: »

..or Pighead.

So Pig is Dead? :eek:

No, I refuse to believe it! Their humour was... well, different.

Base calling Deadwood. Come in, Deadwood.

[ Repeat ad nauseam at pre-agreed intervals, until end of shift. ]

pingu2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST5rmt6Pv_E

maglite

http://www.lenus.ie/hse/bitstream/10147/91430/1/1978_05_30.pdf

Western HB ambulance report from 1978

Finnbar01

Zambia wrote: »

I suppose the one where you stick your head in the sand is the favourite in the dail.

Sticking their heads up their arses more like it.

pingu2008

eroo

In fairness...:D

Gardaí to be probed over Corrib rape jibe claims

http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/gardai-to-be-probed-over-corrib-rape-jibe-claims-500158.html