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    #92
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    Yeah i do , it's not just to hide the fact you are not as good as you portray


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    #93
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    No.

    Well, Onkle is getting past his sell-by date, and Dobby keeps passing out in the sock drawer ... :(
    I loled a little :P
    you mates with R.I.Ponkle in person so?
    (I hope that name works, past sell by=dead? :S)


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    #94
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    "I'd love to be able to have sex with 4 ardvarks at the same time!!"
    LovelyTom last night there were loads but I honestly can't remember many others :(


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    #95
    nkay1985
    Registered Users Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Alicat wrote:
    It's such an intimidating piece of meat though.... :pac:

    Filth! :D


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    #96
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Aw, shucks, Ali, I didn't mean to frighten you! :(


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    #97
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    trowelled wrote: »
    Course I'll share. I just like to swallow em whole!
    Just what we like to hear ... :pac:


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    #98
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    girl_friday wrote: »
    I prefer an easier ride!! ;)

    You really should have told us earlier ... ;) :pac:


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    #99
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    You really should have told us earlier ... ;) :pac:

    You must have missed the memo! :p


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    #100
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    Yay, DooM likes sleeping women.











    er

    >_<


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    #101
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Alive and feeling emo. :p
    We await comment from emo!! :cool:
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    HURRY UP AND WORK VASELINE!
    Way TMI, tbh! >_>


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    #102
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    I fear nothing, except fear itself. Also heights, drowning, happy people, dancing, and singing in public. Almost forget my one ex-girlfriend and her father, plus honey badgers.

    made me chuckle :D


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    #103
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Crumble Froo wrote: »
    made me chuckle :D
    Honey badgers attack the weakest point instinctively.


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    #104
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    koth wrote: »
    one of the hightlights of the night had to be watching a cutlery related poster being asked by the girl behind the bar in fibbers, "does your mammy know you're out this late?" :pac:
    Doctor DooM wrote: »
    Spoonbadger likes to lick balls
    .


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    #105
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Phonecall this morning to a certain lurker.

    "Why the hell did you unplug the jukebox?"

    Lurker: "I wanted to charge my phone, duh!"


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    #106
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    whiteman19 wrote: »
    Someone's gonna have to pay if they want to see more :p

    0_o






    About time this thread got revived ... :pac:


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    #107
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    0_o


    About time this thread got revived ... :pac:
    Damn out-of-context quotes >.<


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    #108
    reallyrose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭reallyrose


    I bought Cooking for Geeks recently, and my favorite line from it is "Remember: Knives are not hammers"


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    #109
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    koth wrote: »
    so, how does Captain America get the stamina for such a long ****? :pac:
    Definitely wins the Weird Question of the Month award!! :D


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    #110
    LupinFace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭LupinFace


    "Nah, it's keeping my bladder in place"
    It's completely out of context, and informing you of said context would... Give you the right impression of me, tbh :P


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    #111
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    ... and judging by that sentence you've already had a few stiffies to warm yourself up.
    I don't think I should record which Nocturnal lady he was addressing! >_>
    spoonbadger wrote: »
    Trowser rowser!!
    Why, trowelled! :pac:


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    #112
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    spoonbadger wrote: »
    Queue me standing there pantsless with my cake-shovel.

    Last thing my mother said before going to bed was, "try to eat some cake before you to sleep" :')
    The mind boggles tbh! :pac:


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    #113
    girl_friday
    Subscribers Posts: 5,766 ✭✭✭girl_friday


    boomkatalog wrote: »
    I'm not horny, I have shortcake biscuits

    :D


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