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    #62
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    It's actually VERY relevant to a conversation I had with him...
    Roz and Onkle having a conversation about black penii ??! ...

    ... quelle surprise!! :pac:


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    #63
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Crumble Froo wrote: »
    ive got the no pussy blues.
    :eek: :o :pac: :D :cool:

    (in that order!)


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    #64
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    before the pub:
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    thats a bit of69 a wasted 69 day69, sorry 6f9or all the 69's Im on69 lovely 69toms compu6t9er and he's be69in all 6fu9nny :P96 696i6ts not even a tuesda69y! 69he sa69ys hi though 96 :pac:69696969696


    After the pub:
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    TOM!!!!! joe just called us gay.... together!!! :S
    LovelyTom wrote: »
    I know, I told you that like 5 mins ago! Over msn!

    Stop denying our love... It hurts :(
    flying _squirl wrote: »
    use more lube :pac:
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    oh right yeah! :P
    and NO! I'm not the gay one!

    *jots down on pad trying to seem inconspicuous*
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    *sighs*
    **** you tom.... **** you...
    and before you say it no I would not want to :mad:
    LovelyTom wrote: »
    Oh really? :P
    I got proof!
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    no the gay who thinks Im cute but also contradicts himself and has no foreskin has proof, and its not proof that Im gay its proof that I'm not gay if anything :D
    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Tom/Paul - love isn't easy, arguments happen, but make up sex is fantastic, so at least you've that to look forward to. :pac:
    SmileyPaul (to Tom) wrote: »
    that was hilarious! you have the strangest gag reflex i've ever seen...

    any one up for sex with tom?
    LovelyTom wrote: »
    You have definetly got to ask people that more often...
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    I give you my word that when we're out in bucks on the 18th I will ask on four occasions does anyone wanna have sex with you... ok? :P
    LovelyTom wrote: »
    Yes. He does service me.


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    #65
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    you edited that so much!
    hilarious though!


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    #66
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    you edited that so much!
    hilarious though!
    I only took out the extraneous bits ... :pac:


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    #67
    LovelyTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 662 ✭✭✭LovelyTom


    Well put together you rascal!


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    #68
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Sorry just have to share this:

    *me making pitta with cheese n coleslaw for lunch*
    *sister &mother out in conservatory*
    Mother: Hmm I'd like a sandwich but can't have bread :S
    Vicky: you could have pitta? isn't that what the jerusalams used to eat?
    Me: ... what?
    Vicky: the jerusalams - they ate bread like that, halama bread they'd make
    Me: o_O halama bread... made by jerusalams?
    Vicky: yeah... what's so funny?
    *mother and myself in knots of laughter*

    she's 17 in october... I dispair I reallly do


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    #69
    spoonbadger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭spoonbadger


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    I only took out the extraneous bits ... :pac:

    You're not the only one :pac:
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    no the gay who thinks Im cute but also contradicts himself and has no foreskin

    :D


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    #70
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    star-pants wrote: »
    Sorry just have to share this:

    *me making pitta with cheese n coleslaw for lunch*
    *sister &mother out in conservatory*
    Mother: Hmm I'd like a sandwich but can't have bread :S
    Vicky: you could have pitta? isn't that what the jerusalams used to eat?
    Me: ... what?
    Vicky: the jerusalams - they ate bread like that, halama bread they'd make
    Me: o_O halama bread... made by jerusalams?
    Vicky: yeah... what's so funny?
    *mother and myself in knots of laughter*

    she's 17 in october... I dispair I reallly do

    You too have a silly younger sister? ^^

    I tried to convince mine on Friday that to vote you had to do the appropriate dance of the party you wanted to vote for. I tried to show her the labour dance.


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    #71
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Does that involve stirrups and a lot of screaming in pain? :eek:


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    #72
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    paperclip2 wrote: »
    Well my persona of authority is rather dented when she ruffles my hair and says 'Ah you're such a cute lil Mammy!!!' :rolleyes::eek::D
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    I'm so glad that this crap is far in the future for me.:D
    grames_bond wrote: »
    well thats obvious....i mean theres nothing there for anyone to ruffle!!
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    LZ SMASH!
    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Quick move all the breakables onto the top shelf.

    :pac:


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    #73
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Feckers!


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    #74
    grames_bond
    Registered Users Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    hey squirl you missed my other comeback! edit and add....it gets funnier! :p


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    #75
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    grames_bond wrote: »
    hey squirl you missed my other comeback! edit and add....it gets funnier! :p

    Come back? What come back? This is a one sided butchering by all you bastids!:(

    :pac:


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    #76
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    More from my sister

    Me: They found two people from that flight that went down
    Vicky: Are they alive?
    Me: o_O
    Vicky: and like don't all the bodies float so they could just see them all?

    Vicky: Why does the sea taste like salt?
    Me: o_O
    Vicky: No really, I read somewhere about whales having sex and that's why the water tastes like salt is that true?
    Me: .... I'm not even answering that...
    Vicky: Why would I know why the sea tastes like salt?
    moments later
    Vicky: Can you get Hamlet in like modern english?
    Me & Mother: o_O
    Vicky: What? like how are we meant to read ye olde english and know what it means if we don't talk it? Is there a ye olde english to modern english dictionary?
    Why is noone answering me?
    Me(to mother): How did you breed that?
    Vicky: What?... like there should be a translation so we know what it means

    I employ this: http://www.opaquelucidity.com/facepalm.jpg


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    #77
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    star-pants wrote: »
    More from my sister

    Vicky: No really, I read somewhere about whales having sex and that's why the water tastes like salt is that true?

    LOLZ so hard the roof shakes.


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    #78
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    Heh, SP's sister is a getting a rough ride these days.:(


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    #79
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Heh, SP's sister is a getting a rough ride these days.:(

    IBR!!! :D


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    #80
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,811 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    Pictures or GTFO.....
    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Heh, SP's sister is a getting a rough ride these days.:(
    Kharn wrote: »
    IBR!!! :D


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    #81
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    You are a bunch of sickos, LZ was totally innocent in his wording of that post.:p


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    #82
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    LZ5by5 wrote: »
    Heh, SP's sister is a getting a rough ride these days.:(
    I clicked in here for the first time in a few days and though everyone was talking about my sister :pac:


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    #83
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    wooow woooow woooow...
    my sister is 16 and there shall be no such jokes about her... I may slag her 'blondeness' (even though she's a brunette) but she's still my sister so *squint* at ye all...
    have to go through me first (and that's no pun) :P


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    #84
    flying _squirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭flying _squirl


    kinky!

    :pac:


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    #85
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Be warned
    snipercrowbar.jpg


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    #86
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    star-pants wrote: »
    wooow woooow woooow...
    my sister is 16 and there shall be no such jokes about her... I may slag her 'blondeness' (even though she's a brunette) but she's still my sister so *squint* at ye all...
    have to go through me first (and that's no pun) :P
    where do I sign up, two year rule? XD

    *looks around shiftily*
    wheres randy? :pac:



    EDIT: after seeing the crow bar I take it back :S


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    #87
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Kharn wrote: »
    IBR!!! :D
    BOFH_139 wrote: »
    Pictures or GTFO.....
    Baxtards! :mad:

    *sulks*
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    *looks around shiftily*
    wheres randy? :pac:
    You're not shifting me, dude!! Isn't Tom enough for you in that department?! :p:D


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    #88
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Baxtards! :mad:
    See I knew you'd respect me and my sister :) thankee


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    #89
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Baxtards! :mad:


    You're not shifting me, dude!! Isn't Tom enough for you in that department?! :p:D

    poxy culchy slang!!! :P
    your never gonna let me live down the fact that tom is my gay lover are you?

    your just jealous! thats what I'm assuming so HA......
    ya big gay :P


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    #90
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    I just made a very very sticky mess.
    SDooM wrote: »
    IIIIIIiinnnnn!!!

    BEEEEFOOOOOREE!

    RANDOOOOLEUM!
    spoonbadger wrote: »
    Must resist...

    Must...resist....U-URGE!!!.


    ...................


    /anuersym
    Rozabeez wrote: »
    Mmmm, sticky and sweet.
    It's all that pineapple juice!! :pac:


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    #91
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    poxy culchy slang!!! :P
    your never gonna let me live down the fact that tom is my gay lover are you?
    No.
    SmileyPaul wrote: »
    your just jealous! thats what I'm assuming so HA......
    Well, Onkle is getting past his sell-by date, and Dobby keeps passing out in the sock drawer ... :(


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