Quote of the Day ...

randylonghorn

Ok, so following on from a casual comment in the Lair which seemed to ring a few bells (shaddap, Spunóg! :pac:), and from the Noxy Award thread where we're all struggling to remember all those brilliant quotes from the year gone by and failing miserably ... this thread is for those random funny quotes that pop up in the Lair or the rest of the Forum on a fairly regular basis!

Sometimes they're deliberate, sometimes they're funny taken out of context, sometimes some rotten bugger happens along and makes a double entendre out of an innocent comment (and don't all look at me, I'm not the only one! ) ... but there have been some golden ROFLMAO moments, and it is a shame to see them lost in the mists of time!

A thought or two to bear in mind, perhaps ... the denizens of the night around here are generally an easy-going bunch, with a strong sense of humour, and unlikely to take offense ... but bear in mind that everyone has their threshold, and that, say, an inadvertent pun or joke in the midst of someone venting about what a shit-awful day they've had may not be the best one to choose to quote!

On the other side, if you are quoted, and you have an issue with it, please accept that the person quoting you is unlikely to have meant to offend or hurt ... just pop a PM to the poster or one of the mods, and ask to have it deleted.

cHaTbOx

The-Rigger & SDoom having a chat about Orestes giving himself over to the bright side

The-Rigger wrote: »

Glad to see the back of him. Never liked him. I'm still waiting on 20 something years of fathers day presents/cards.
The day can have him.

SDooM wrote: »

true.


Sun loving bastard!

The-Rigger wrote: »

Would it be against the rules to refer to someone as a daywalker cúnt?

If it is, I won't do so.

:pac::D:p

SDooM wrote: »

Would it be Orestes?

The-Rigger wrote: »

It would......

randylonghorn

spoonbadger wrote: »

I prefer the feel of skin on my wood......... :pac:

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feylya wrote: »

It's only cos he won't pee on the bush since I hid in it

~_^

cHaTbOx

feylya wrote: »

"Shooting a target is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...."

spoonbadger wrote: »

The aiming part being the most difficult.

Discussing Techniques:D

cHaTbOx

kerash wrote: »

I donno.... where's randy he'll do ya!:pac:

Discussing names and she comes out with this filth:pac:

spoonbadger

Just noticed the quote thread slipping down the page!!. Thought i'd add a little bit more filth to the toilet bowl :pac:.

Aisling(",) wrote: »

oh lord

head feels like a bubble...mouth feels like ive been licking carpet...eyes on fire

dont know how you people do it

how are you all?

feylya wrote: »

Good night so?

I just know randy's gonna love this .

randylonghorn

shellyboo wrote: »

Lol... so Onkle's been in then, has he? I told him I hadn't seen such gratuitous lesbianism since the last time I was in the George. He was all 'We should go there sometime...'

:pac:

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i dont like people with male dangly bits!!!

Aisling(",) wrote: »

oh aye....have my own little designated penis pocket in my handbag.

:eek:

spoonbadger

feylya wrote: »

Bastard dunnes and their lack of fresh chilis and chorizo sausage

LZ5by5 wrote: »

People do strange things to their cats.

Whatever does Fey do to those poor animals....

....only LZ knows for sure .

randylonghorn

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I'm going to fúck off to bed lads and lasses.

Wish me luck. :P

(Thought I'd put this one up already actually!)

randylonghorn

Galvasean wrote: »

My big juicy beef balls are ready. I must go now.

:pac:

randylonghorn

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Aisling likes to play with funny-shaped balls :pac:

Aisling(",) wrote: »

oh aye.
im good once i get a good grip

>.<

randylonghorn

random chatbox wrote: »

:pac:

DOn't back into randy as you are "coming out "

mornings make him that little bit sharper:D

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

nope it won't matter as i always wear the RandyBlocker2000 when i'm exiting the lair.

random chatbox wrote: »

I think he has developed since 2000

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

well i ain't waiting unprotected until the new model that's due out in 2069.

I don't know! I really don't know!!

I'm almost tempted to take offence, but there's a wall around the garden already, so what would I do with it?!

grames_bond

i have a feeling Doom is gonna say this at some point:

SDooM wrote: »

There's a quote for nights out thread. tut tut.

edit: wow im psychic!!

Doctor DooM

There's a quote for nights out thread. tut tut.

nkay1985

Aisling(",) wrote: »

i shall join you in that fisting

Brilliant.

orestes

Onkle wrote: »

I was born 9 months after my folks birthdays (there's 2 days between them)
Hopefully I was more than a quick fumble by the canal

Thaedydal wrote: »

and to think if your parents had a birthday blowjob tradition you might not have happened.

Hehehe!

randylonghorn

orestes wrote: »

All in favour of giving them scatbox to spit-roast* say aye


*how you choose to interpret this phrase is completely up to you :pac:

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randylonghorn

Onkle wrote: »

Hmmm I can't imagine that going down well in my house.... My father gets very embarrassed when it comes to discussing the 'birds and the bees'

random chatbox wrote: »

Why?....Is he not into Zoophilia? :pac: :P

Mind you, one suspects Onkle's genes may in fact be a little ... unconventional ... >_>

Onkle wrote: »

While I do possess a fabulous pair of breasts I am still 100% man.....

randylonghorn

Galvasean wrote: »

Right, I'm off to bed. C'mon Nerin, I'll Tuck you in.

Futurecrook wrote: »

Um... Is there something youre not telling us Nerin? *cough*

Nerin wrote: »

Um-futurecrook,this is my "dad"

Um ... that's meant to reassure her?!!! ~_^

randylonghorn

Nerin wrote: »

ZOMBIE!

*chik chik BOOM*

orestes wrote: »

Do you always shoot so early?

Might wanna take note of that FC

He shoots ... he scores ... the crowd goes wild!1!! \o/

Doctor DooM

Whut's this zombie talk?

Doom gotta smash?

Shiminay

* prepares the OTHER sort of POWER FIST

randylonghorn

feylya wrote: »

I'm not sure if it is a cat actually. It's furry and has a tail and was under my bed. Actually, now that I look at it, it's a sock.

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Nevyn

Aisling(",) wrote: »

im sure slayer are good but not as good as my queen and abba binge:D

:eek:

orestes

anonymous_joe wrote: »

Evening all.

What have I missed in the last 17 pages? :pac:

Aisling(",) wrote: »

havent a clue but i think nerins whipped by either futurecrook or fonpokno

Durty :pac:

randylonghorn

spoonbadger wrote: »

Ack. I mab be aslightly drunk ,adn i just covered my muouse mat in guiness.

Couriously, whenever i'm drunk, ,i seeem to have some kind of affinityr for 1930s mblues music.

/slumps.

Howydy to ali, LZ,k-onkle Anda nyone else that just came in. *hugs* *awaves* and generral *goovd vibes*

Alicat

Galvasean wrote: »

I'll dangle it out my window. you might see it.

Talking about his "glow in the dark dinosaur"

randylonghorn

spoonbadger wrote: »

.....i just happen to have the least self-restraint :pac:.

>_>

randylonghorn

SDooM wrote: »

Ah, you enjoy ramming into people at high speeds.

Er

Bryn wrote: »

Why yes, yes i do :pac:

No wonder they describe it as a game for men with odd-shaped balls ... >_>

randylonghorn

anonymous_joe wrote: »

I spent my leaving cert playing with mine.

Then I ended up not getting the course I wanted.

I blame myself. :pac:

Let he who is without sin throw the first stone ... >_>

anonymous_joe

randylonghorn wrote: »

Let he who is without sin throw the first stone ... >_>

I feel overrepresented in this thread. :pac:

I deny nothing though!

grames_bond

i have got to nominate girl fridays excellent post in the lair:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59047407&postcount=106775

randylonghorn

grames_bond wrote: »

i have got to nominate girl fridays excellent post in the lair:

There was also:

Aisling(",) wrote: »

well once its not above hip height im not scared of it

>_>


(Not to mention Fey indignantly informing Emo that he had done it before, didn't she know?!!)

randylonghorn

spoonbadger wrote: »

I shall be the prettiest wee girly at the ball!!

*drifts off again*

Err, sorry, jam house? .

And i'd bet large sums of mulah that you're better than you give yourself credit for, and miles better than me!! .

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Crumble Froo

spoonbadger...

*massively confused*

I'm not sure what just happend,but i know it involved inuendo so....

*thinks hard*

*drops pants*

.....I hope i know what i'm doing here .

Futurecrook

spoonbadger wrote: »

I'm not wearing any pants!!.

I'm about as happy as a boy can be!!.

/flaunts joy :P.

It appears he was on quite the roll tonight... :rolleyes:

randylonghorn

Futurecrook wrote: »

It appears he was on quite the roll tonight... :rolleyes:

Lol, he sure was! The exuberance of having finished with mocks, and having a week off, at a guess!!

spoonbadger

Damnit chilluns!!!.

I'm keeping records of all my posts from now on .

cHaTbOx

spoonbadger wrote: »

Damnit chilluns!!!.

I'm keeping records of all my posts from now on .

No need ,they will be kept here:D

randylonghorn

Well met by moonlight ...

spoonbadger wrote: »

Oi!!. At least i have the dignity to beg for it on my knees!! :mad:

Oh frick....

Errr,i didnt say nothin' :cool:.

Teutorix wrote: »

nothing beats my finger :cool:

... do we have a pair of twins separated at birth in our midst?!

randylonghorn

Nerin wrote: »

>_>

Oh gods,when randy sees you calling me big one i'm in for more innuendo than you can shake a randy stick at.

...

Oh gods that sounds...


...

Ugh

"Big one" eh?!

We can haz 'opposites' day to-day?! >_>

:pac:

shellyboo

ANother classic from Girl_Friday... filthy minx!

girl_friday wrote: »

shellyboo wrote: »

ZOMG! CHICKINS! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

That's so cool, Squirl! Do you keep them for eggs? Do you live on a farm? I've gone all excited.

Do you always get so excited when you see cock?? :P

spoonbadger

trowelled wrote: »

Please stay away from there it's making me queasy

emo!! wrote: »

I will i will , i was told to ! :pac:

Damnit emo, what've we told you!.

It's only kinky up to a certain point :cool:

randylonghorn

Aisling(",) wrote: »

aye that and going without stirrups.
hour of it today and i can hardly close my legs

/whistles innocently :cool:

Handsome Bob

You're a dirty fecker Longhorn.:p:D

randylonghorn

LZ5by5 wrote: »

You're a dirty fecker Longhorn.:p:D

Moi?!!! :eek:

randylonghorn

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I think we now have an official Ms. Innuendo to compliment Randy's title of Mr. Innuendo.:D:pac:

trowelled wrote: »

Oooh Oooh, does that mean I get to play with Randy?

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Just stop.........please..........you are reducing me to a giggling wreck much like Beavis & Butthead.:D:p

trowelled wrote: »

I make it my aim in life to make people laugh. But seriously do I get to play with Randy?

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I'm sure you will, as I'm sure Randy won't turn down the opportunity to play with ya.:pac:

Alicat wrote: »

I don't know if Randy's quite ready to play with a man :pac:

trowelled wrote: »

Yay, where is he??

Well he does play with Wonkle but seeing as Randy refers to him as Auntie his manhood may be in question

Preserved for posterity!! :pac:

Fiona500

ScumLord wrote: »

I want a robot no, I expect a robot. This is 2009 for fecks sake, we should have robots. Hovering, robot, monkey butlers.

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Handsome Bob

LZ5by5 wrote: »

I hate when you blow hard and your ears pop.:(

Alicat wrote: »

:eek:

You know you're not actually meant to blow?

*stifles giggles*

trowelled wrote: »

Oh yes blowing too hard.....................you see where I'm going with that one

LZ5by5 wrote: »

What? Oh real mature you two. LZ is flattered but he does not swing that way.

EDIT Christ I forgot the not there, I was at panic stations there!

trowelled wrote: »

Yeah sure that's what happened, you "forgot"

That_Guy wrote: »

He's just in denial.

Alicat wrote: »

You said it, not us....

Give the two girls and TG their credit for a game well played.:mad::p

randylonghorn

spoonbadger wrote: »

Last advice before i go. Avoid anything that's 40% and pink .

Teutorix wrote: »

Stiffys :pac: delicious

I guess the Lair definitely doesn't have a "Don't ask! Don't tell!" policy ... :pac:

Teutorix

randylonghorn wrote: »

I guess the Lair definitely doesn't have a "Don't ask! Don't tell!" policy ... :pac:

I actually only picked out the innuendo now !!