Would you use the urinals in uni-sex toilets?

Prof.Badass

for guys only.

well, would you take a slash with all sorts of wimmins looking?

-honestly though...

abouttobebanned

Course I would. It's all natural.

humbert

Dunno. I'd probably consider it rather impolite.

dr.bollocko

Me.
In a second.
Have you seen my knob?
Tragi-comedy always gets me the chicks.

brianthebard

It might add to the auld stage fright, but I'd give it a go anyways.

Nehaxak

I'd piss in the sink, for added realism.

LEIN

yes, wouldn't bother me at all.

Prof.Badass

Damo9090 wrote: »

yes, wouldn't bother me at all.

Even if they came up beside you and started talking to you?

Skanger girls wouldn't think twice about commenting on your penis size while you try and relieve your bladder.

Nehaxak

Nehaxak wrote: »

I'd piss in the sink, for added realism.

Ha. Remember being in the toilets in Supermacs bout 2 years ago. All the urinals were full so some absolutely hammered lad goes to those automatic sinks thinking it was one and starts pissing into it. All the while his mickey activated it and got soaped, soaked and blowdried.

shenanigans1982

vinylmesh wrote: »

Even if they came up beside you and started talking to you?

Skanger girls wouldn't think twice about commenting on your penis size while you try and relieve your bladder.

"It might look small but it's a nice mouthful"

Yes I would use them and if it made them feel any less uncomfortable I would drop my trousers around my ankles and try hover above the urinal.

HalloweenJack

No chance. I can't even slash in front of lads.

dr.bollocko

HalloweenJack wrote: »

No chance. I can't even slash in front of lads.

Case of Hallowe'en jacks eh?

LEIN

Deleted User wrote: »

Ha. Remember being in the toilets in Supermacs bout 2 years ago. All the urinals were full so some absolutely hammered lad goes to those automatic sinks thinking it was one and starts pissing into it. All the while his mickey activated it and got soaped, soaked and blowdried.

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

"It might look small but it's a nice mouthful"
.

Covered!

Greenmachine

Sure why not. I [EMAIL="don@t"]don't[/EMAIL] expect other guys to eye my knob in the gents. I don't expect ladies to eye it in a unisex toilet. If they see it they must have been trying to see it.

LEIN

Greenmachine wrote: »

Sure why not. I don't expect other guys to eye my knob in the gents. I don't expect ladies to eye it in a unisex toilet. If they see it they must have been trying to see it.

and if she is a half decent bird you might let her have a look.

dlofnep

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

Guy:Incognito

vinylmesh wrote: »

.Would you use the urinals in uni-sex toilets?

I'd make a point of it.


Even if I wasnt just taking a piss.:)

robinph

It's all about marking out your territory, so of course.

FlutterinBantam

dlofnep wrote: »

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

That's fcukin gross dude.

stovelid

I was bar with unisex jacks before and there were no urinals, just cubicles. I always assumed that was the point?

dlofnep

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That's fcukin gross dude.

You've never done a logger before?

SV

yeah, i'd pull a lot easier.

funk-you

dlofnep wrote: »

You've never done a logger before?

Don't encourage him.

-Funk

stovelid

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That's fcukin gross dude.

dlofnep wrote: »

You've never done an undocumented logger before?

Fixed your post, dlofnep...

SoWatchaWant

vinylmesh wrote: »

for guys only.

well, would you take a slash with all sorts of wimmins looking?

-honestly though...

That's what they're there forWell, I might just pause every few secs to scowl at any birds trying to glimpse a flash of my doodle.:mad:

challengemaster

I've got a penis. Why wouldn't I?

ART6

Yes. Often. In other countries. Wasn't a problem. Women know men have to pee and know how they do so (one of them saw your third arm before you did). Men know women pee and how they do so (although it takes a bit of exploration to get to the bottom of it).

4zn76tysfajdxp

dlofnep wrote: »

Would you take a dump in one is the question? A dump is a private ritual for the auld dlofnep. I remember I was in work once, and did a big LOUD EGGY one in the jacks.. Only to come out and see this gorgeous polish cleaning lady staring at me. I didn't even wash my hands, I just pegged it.

Did...did you flush?

dlofnep

Mariah Juicy Sweatshop wrote: »

Did...did you flush?

Of course! I'm a reasonable guy. Not a monster!

Galvasean

No way. Women must earn the right to see my purple helmeted warrior.

brendansmith

no

Jay P

Ha ha! He said sex!

But yes I would. Why wouldn't I?

doonothing

No I wouldn't! Yikes, I get bad enough stagefright with feckin blokes beside me!

randylonghorn

Preferably not (if there are urinals in any unisex loos) though not for the obvious reasons ... I've used mixed shower facilities abroad, bared all on "clothing optional" beaches etc. without a qualm, even, dare I say it, with a confident spring to my step!

Just tend to be slightly bladder-shy at the best of times, and doubt that would help.

That said, if in dire need (or sufficiently pished) ...

/shrugs


p.s. where's the Atari Boguar option? :mad:

challengemaster wrote: »

I've got a penis.

:eek:

Jeez, that has to be Boards Newsflash of the Day! ¬_¬

Galvasean wrote: »

No way. Women must earn the right to see my purple helmeted warrior.

Aye, but we're talking about peeing, not Transformers! :pac:

brendansmith

no

Mossy Monk

It didn't bother me before.

Galvasean

randylonghorn wrote: »

Aye, but we're talking about peeing, not Transformers! :pac:

It can 'transform'. :pac:

challengemaster

randylonghorn wrote: »

bared all on "clothing optional" beaches etc. without a qualm, even, dare I say it, with a confident spring to my step!

Not the only thing with a bit of a spring, eh? Amirite?

randylonghorn

challengemaster wrote: »

Not the only thing with a bit of a spring, eh? Amirite?

>_>

As Galva might say:

Galvasean wrote: »

It can 'transform'. :pac:

challengemaster

Or atleast in your case, it could... Age is a terrible thing, isn't it?

Suppose we could think of you as the original transformer series, where galva is the new one? :pac:

Ruu_Old

No flippin' way!

ejmaztec

It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal. I'd probably piss myself laughing.

randylonghorn

ejmaztec wrote: »

It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal.

Unfortunately, I have!

It is NOT a memory I treasure!

Galvasean

challengemaster wrote: »

Or atleast in your case, it could... Age is a terrible thing, isn't it?

Suppose we could think of you as the original transformer series, where galva is the new one? :pac:

They reinvented Galva recently... with added wings! :pac:

L1011

The only times I've seen unisex jacks (Revenge in Brighton being the most recent) they were 100% cubicals - doubt they'd have urinals...

shenanigans1982

ejmaztec wrote: »

It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal. I'd probably piss myself laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOncXoOcJI

redout

They have had multisex toilets in Heathrow airport for years. First time I ever wandered in I was caught off-guard as they have seperate entrances for men and women. I was at the urinal doing my thing only to hear the sound of high heels trotting along. Thinking this was a most unusual sound in the mens I turned my head and there was this bird doing her makeup at the sink. Needless to say I ended up pissing all over my leg.

randylonghorn

redout wrote: »

I was at the urinal doing my thing only to hear the sound of high heels trotting along. Thinking this was a most unusual sound in the mens ....

I'm guessing you've never been at a Boards Hallowe'en Beers ...

TomCo

redout wrote: »

Needless to say I ended up pissing all over my leg.

Smoooooooooooth

redout

TomCo wrote: »

Smoooooooooooth

Smooth was afterwards when I had to try do a Mr Bean at the hand dryer. Either that or leave with a massive piss stain down my leg.

Dragan

Generally speaking all unisex toilets are cubicles.

To be honest, i said no.

Why?

Chicks are rampant horn bags and i can't afford to be fighting them off every time i take a leak.