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Would you use the urinals in uni-sex toilets?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Ha ha! He said sex!

    But yes I would. Why wouldn't I?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    No I wouldn't! Yikes, I get bad enough stagefright with feckin blokes beside me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Preferably not (if there are urinals in any unisex loos) though not for the obvious reasons ... I've used mixed shower facilities abroad, bared all on "clothing optional" beaches etc. without a qualm, even, dare I say it, with a confident spring to my step! :D

    Just tend to be slightly bladder-shy at the best of times, and doubt that would help.

    That said, if in dire need (or sufficiently pished) ...

    /shrugs


    p.s. where's the Atari Boguar option? :mad:

    I've got a penis.
    :eek:

    Jeez, that has to be Boards Newsflash of the Day! ¬_¬
    Galvasean wrote: »
    No way. Women must earn the right to see my purple helmeted warrior.
    Aye, but we're talking about peeing, not Transformers! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    no


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    It didn't bother me before.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean



    Aye, but we're talking about peeing, not Transformers! :pac:

    It can 'transform'. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    bared all on "clothing optional" beaches etc. without a qualm, even, dare I say it, with a confident spring to my step! :D
    Not the only thing with a bit of a spring, eh? Amirite? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Not the only thing with a bit of a spring, eh? Amirite? :p
    >_>

    As Galva might say:
    Galvasean wrote: »
    It can 'transform'. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,925 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Or atleast in your case, it could... Age is a terrible thing, isn't it?

    Suppose we could think of you as the original transformer series, where galva is the new one? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    No flippin' way!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,350 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal. I'd probably piss myself laughing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal.
    Unfortunately, I have! :(

    It is NOT a memory I treasure!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Or atleast in your case, it could... Age is a terrible thing, isn't it?

    Suppose we could think of you as the original transformer series, where galva is the new one? :pac:

    They reinvented Galva recently... with added wings! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 75,476 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    The only times I've seen unisex jacks (Revenge in Brighton being the most recent) they were 100% cubicals - doubt they'd have urinals...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    It would have to be ladies first. Never seen one perched on a urinal. I'd probably piss myself laughing.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭redout


    They have had multisex toilets in Heathrow airport for years. First time I ever wandered in I was caught off-guard as they have seperate entrances for men and women. I was at the urinal doing my thing only to hear the sound of high heels trotting along. Thinking this was a most unusual sound in the mens I turned my head and there was this bird doing her makeup at the sink. Needless to say I ended up pissing all over my leg.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    redout wrote: »
    I was at the urinal doing my thing only to hear the sound of high heels trotting along. Thinking this was a most unusual sound in the mens ....
    I'm guessing you've never been at a Boards Hallowe'en Beers ... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,529 ✭✭✭TomCo


    redout wrote: »
    Needless to say I ended up pissing all over my leg.



    Smoooooooooooth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭redout


    TomCo wrote: »
    Smoooooooooooth

    Smooth was afterwards when I had to try do a Mr Bean at the hand dryer. Either that or leave with a massive piss stain down my leg.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Generally speaking all unisex toilets are cubicles.

    To be honest, i said no.

    Why?

    Chicks are rampant horn bags and i can't afford to be fighting them off every time i take a leak.


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,718 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I love a bit of yoU 'N I sex. Giggidy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,156 ✭✭✭✭citytillidie


    Only been in 1 unisex toliets in a nightclub at first i did not know it was unisex and walked back out again as there was a girl in it with the hand towels and smelly stuff and she just laughed saying no its for both sexes.

    Was just cubicles no urinals.

    ******



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    I would and I have. Unisex toilets in our local nightclub.

    Hilarious to see all the lads washing their hands after- never happens in single sex toilets.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    SetantaL wrote: »
    I would and I have. Unisex toilets in our local nightclub.

    Hilarious to see all the lads washing their hands after- never happens in single sex toilets.

    Maybe not where you come from......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Yeah I suppose I would and already have done kind of.

    In our local bar I walk in to use the porcelain firing range and there was a bunch of women doing their makeup in front of the mirror. Cubicles were full so I used the urinals. As soon as they saw me making for them they all started saying "You cant do that", to which I pointed out that they were the ones in the wrong bathroom before going about my business.

    Cheeky gits were trying to move around the mirror to get a look as I was going about it (not that I have much to look at). They were still there when I left.

    I found out afterwards my girlfriend is friendly with them.

    As others have pointed out though this would really be a non-issue as all unisex ones are just cubicles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭cooperguy


    There was a student night club I used to go to that always had massive queues for the womans toilets so there would always be plenty of woman in the mens. It never seemed to bother anyone the urinals were always full and most of the woman paid no attention.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    I would avoid it unless absolutely desperate. I very rarely use public toilets anyway - I have quite strong bladder so I can usually wait until I'm back home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Unisex jax are common in denmark. Ive used them. I wil use them again


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    snyper wrote: »
    Unisex jax are common in denmark. Ive used them. I wil use them again

    Is that unisex or you n I sex?


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I think a simple "yes" will suffice here :cool:


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