Lady Gardens

MysticalSoul

For the ladies, how do you keep yours - shave, trim, wild and free or wax, or other.

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

I tend to trim mine, have tried the shaving, and the regrowth itches like hell, like no other itchiness I have ever had before.

xzanti

All off, I keep it more a patio than a garden

Karen_*

Some great ideas on this site for new and innovative ways to tend ladygardens. http://www.topiaryjoe.com/

gabgab

The ladies lounge is great place :D

I prefer it to be at least very trim, but that is just my preference. No fun with a mouthfull of pubes grass :P

What is ladies preference to mens though??

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Rozabeez

'Boots expert' is where its at, forget shaving.

themadchef

Just the mention of the word "garden" :eek:

No way in hell im attacking it myself..in my much younger days decided i'd have a go with the creme hair remover..just the bits around the bikini line nothing too adventureous....obviously put too much on .. it kinda..went places it shouldint ..My poor "sacred place" looked like a dog with the mange :eek::D... wasin't laughing at the time.....but it's funny looking back.

Lesson for me, leave it to the professionals lol

Madame Razz

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

I'm intrigued????

xzanti wrote: »

All off, I keep it more a patio than a garden

I hear ya.... Hollywood all the way for me too.

Regrowth is a biatch tho; think i'll get mine lasered soon!

gabgab

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Ginger......??

topiaryjoe

Great to get all these hits on my website, www.topiaryjoe.com about trimming Ladies' Shrubbery.
I usually trim yew, boxwood or ivy during the day, but the nocturnal trim is much more intriguing.
My Lady changes trim with the season. Right now there is a Summer double Poodle cut. Fall comes soon and we trim for growth, clearing all the leaves...Winter gets a full coat to keep away the cold, and in the Spring we go for a sheer trim, readying the flight deck for warmer weather. Aaaah, it is Good to be the Bush Master. Eat yer vegetables first!

Disco Stu

From my point of view nothing worse than overgrown shrubbery... for me anyway, real passion killer...!!

Nicely trimmed or "patio-ed" if thats a word :P is the way to go... no need to be picking the bush out your teeth...!!

Like gabgab I would be interested in hearing the ladies view on the lads too...! :cool:

Star Lord

irishamethyst wrote: »

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

Prefer trimmed, or partially shaved/waxed (Sorry ladies, but the completely bald look is not a good one)

At the end of the day though I don't think it makes that much bloody difference!

nomorebadtown

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Prefer trimmed, or partially shaved/waxed (Sorry ladies, but the completely bald look is not a good one)

At the end of the day though I don't think it makes that much bloody difference!

agreed, as with many other things in life, middle ground is best...not primordial and not prepubescent.

Passenger

Landing strip. You need some place to land don't you.

Anti

I think it depends on the woman. On some all off looks great, but others short back and sides suits them more. A untamed bush is just horrible though.

brianthebard

Rozabeez wrote: »

'Boots expert' is where its at, forget shaving.

Whats this boots expert stuff then?
The less "grass" the better imo.

Phlann

I like completely shaved/waxed. But I probably only like it so much because it's pretty rare. Hardly ever see it, in fact. Most girls in this country seem to go for the basic trim option.

RuailleBuaille

Moonbaby wrote: »

Mines a unique selling point......it glows.

Now this you must explain. Have you spent time working in a nuclear power plant?

Keep mine trim, don't like the all-off look, I'm a woman and would prefer to look like one DOWN THERE and not a prepubescent child! Although I can remember seeing my mother's (red) pubic hair when I was younger and thinking 'eugh, I'lll never grow hair there.' Like I had a choice!

Rayven199

I keep it trim! Was thinking about waxing but firstly I dont like pain and secondly I would be afraid the re-growth would be a b*tch! Tried shaving before when I was younger...big mistake, nasty itchy horrible re-growth!

Whats it like having it waxed and then the re-growth?

Heathen

I like my girls like...

MegaBush = Out of the question!!!

Trimmed night and tights = Should be like this all this time, i even assist in the upkeep.

Shaved Completely = For special occasions so you dont become desensatised (or start taking it for granted)

Horrayy!

The Bollox

I'm not too pushed either way. both extremes are bad imo though. I don;t like bald and I don;t like overgrown. a little hair never hurt anyone

dblennon

To Phlann,

I've only come accross a slightly untrimmed garden once and that was at the beginning of a relationship was all gone the next week.

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

I'd agree with them, It was a bit of a shock to be honest.

Zzippy

irishamethyst wrote: »

For the lads, how do you like your ladies lady gardens to be ?

Anything from neatly trimmed to totally waxed - dont mind a little bit of hair but there's nothing worse than a bird's nest with bits getting stuck in yer teeth! :eek:

nomorebadtown

dblennon wrote: »

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

accepted by whom?

Zzippy wrote: »

Anything from neatly trimmed to totally waxed - dont mind a little bit of hair but there's nothing worse than a bird's nest with bits getting stuck in yer teeth! :eek:

whats all this about bits in teeth?? what are you people doing to these poor girls with your teeth? teeth shouldnt come into it!:eek:

Madame Razz

Rayven199 wrote: »

I keep it trim! Was thinking about waxing but firstly I dont like pain and secondly I would be afraid the re-growth would be a b*tch! Tried shaving before when I was younger...big mistake, nasty itchy horrible re-growth!

Whats it like having it waxed and then the re-growth?

Ya, the regrowth is a biatch, not itchy or anything tho, it improves the more you have it done tho!

I really don't think the all-gone look is prepubescent; I mean its quite clear I'm all woman! Have only ever had one guy moan about it looking child-like, and the same guy was an ass; TBH I think the brazilian/extended brazilian looks worse- a little tuft of hair there for the sake of it.

Much rather it all gone!! Much better for the man too methinks.

Last boyf had never seen a hollywood before; he was muchos impressed;)

Zzippy

nomorebadtown wrote: »

accepted by whom?


whats all this about bits in teeth?? what are you people doing to these poor girls with your teeth? teeth shouldnt come into it!:eek:

Its a cliche I suppose - stuck on yer tongue I should have said!

RuailleBuaille

manukahoney wrote: »

I really don't think the all-gone look is prepubescent; I mean its quite clear I'm all woman!

So it's easy to tell from your bald vagina that you're a woman and not a child? What has it got, laughter lines?

Drift

A woman with shaved nether regions looks no more like a girl than a man who shaves his face looks like a boy.

GeturGun

yep I'm an 'all off' as well
I'm a wimp though, none of this waxing lark, it's Veet all the way for me

Phlann

nomorebadtown wrote: »

accepted by whom?

Yes, I'm not convinced by this either. Of the girls I've been with, most were neat and trimmed, slightly fewer were brazilian and only 2 or 3 have been 'hollywood'.

I'd like to know where you're hanging out at the weekends that you're meeting these women... maybe I'll go hang out there too.

Karen_*

dblennon wrote: »

To Phlann,

I've only come accross a slightly untrimmed garden once and that was at the beginning of a relationship was all gone the next week.

It must depend on age all of my mates 21-24 say that I was the first to come accross this and bare is generally the only accepted practice these days.

I'd agree with them, It was a bit of a shock to be honest.

Really?? lolololol

Accepted practice? So would an untrimmed bush be as rare like as a flying pig?:D

LightningBolt

Very neatly trimmed or bare please, nothing worse than an afro popping out to greet you!

Madame Razz

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

So it's easy to tell from your bald vagina that you're a woman and not a child? What has it got, laughter lines?

Well its not like I'm a flesh light or anything. I mean the man will observe hips, curvy ass, breasts and other factors indicative of my fully developed femaleness; also I'm 5ft 11', so I could hardly be mistaken for a little girl;)

RuailleBuaille

Drift wrote: »

A woman with shaved nether regions looks no more like a girl than a man who shaves his face looks like a boy.

No, but her vagina does. :rolleyes:
What a ridiculous analogy.

RuailleBuaille

manukahoney wrote: »

Well its not like I'm a flesh light or anything. I mean the man will observe hips, curvy ass, breasts and other factors indicative of my fully developed femaleness; also I'm 5ft 11', so I could hardly be mistaken for a little girl;)

LOL I was being facetious, but put a pic of your vagina next to one of a child's (no don't really) and you'll see what I mean!
EDIT: Flesh light?

Madame Razz

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

LOL I was being facetious, but put a pic of your vagina next to one of a child's (no don't really) and you'll see what I mean!
EDIT: Flesh light?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

There's more to sex than a vagina, thats why I mentioned the above.

I won't be doing that with the foto thanks; tho I fancy there is a considerable difference in size if nothing else; but its not something i want to think about.

Hollywood suits me, it suits my lifestyle. I swim and dive alot and from a practical point of view I find it better. I like it, men like it.

Tis my body afterall.

Butta bing.

Phlann

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

EDIT: Flesh light?

We use thim to see et night in Sath Efrica

Nevyn

Wow someone posting about what a fleshlight is and for a change it wasn't me
How I keep my garden is known only to those who are premitted entry.

RuailleBuaille

manukahoney wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

There's more to sex than a vagina, thats why I mentioned the above.

I won't be doing that with the foto thanks; tho I fancy there is a considerable difference in size if nothing else; but its not something i want to think about.

Hollywood suits me, it suits my lifestyle. I swim and dive alot and from a practical point of view I find it better. I like it, men like it.

Butta bing.

@Flesh light oh dear sweet god :eek: would it not be more satisfying to pay for a brasser than fuck a torch?!
Back on-topic,
I'm not getting at you or your baldy fanny I'm just saying that looks wise, it's more childlike than womanly. Just IMHO.
Wonder what the drag time works out at per pubic hair? :pac:

RuailleBuaille

Thaedydal wrote: »

Wow someone posting about what a fleshlight is and for a change it wasn't me
How I keep my garden is known only to those who are premitted entry.

Well if it's anything like your toilet ...

Madame Razz

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

@Flesh light oh dear sweet god :eek:
I'm not getting at you or your baldy fanny I'm just saying that looks wise, it's more childlike than womanly. Just IMHO.

I have 'things' down there that make it most womanly I can assure you!!!

When I lived the other side of the country from my ex I always joked I would get him a fleshlight....He was not impressed:D

RuailleBuaille

manukahoney wrote: »

I have 'things' down there that make it most womanly I can assure you!!!

Let me guess, a nice handbag? Flocked wallpaper? Your own micradermabrasion kit?


*I'll get my coat*

Nevyn

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

Well if it's anything like your toilet ...

What's that meant to mean ?

RuailleBuaille

Thaedydal wrote: »

What's that meant to mean ?

I dunno how to quote fom another thread so here:


'Thaedydal
I choose neither, I have always used the term domestic engineer, I keep things running and fuctional which is more important then looking pretty and Goddess' don't have to clean toilets.'

It was a joke.

Madame Razz

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

Let me guess, a nice handbag? Flocked wallpaper? Your own micradermabrasion kit?


*I'll get my coat*

What every woman needs; a flocked wallpapered minge:rolleyes:

RuailleBuaille

manukahoney wrote: »

What every woman needs; a flocked wallpapered minge:rolleyes:

See I could've sold that except you used the word minge.

Madame Razz

RuailleBuaille wrote: »

See I could've sold that except you used the word minge.

A flock wallpapered ghee then:)

Nevyn

I believe the word you are looking for is merkin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

As for you Ms RuailleBuaille that is a daft extrapolation.

Madame Razz

Thaedydal wrote: »

I believe the word you are looking for is merkin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

As for you Ms RuailleBuaille that is a daft extrapolation.

The extrapolation that grown women with waxed vaginas look pre-pubescent was pretty daft too tbh:rolleyes:

Maple

Phlann wrote: »

We use thim to see et night in Sath Efrica

In hysterics laughing here. Classic. Fleshlight? The mind boggles.:D

OT, trim and veet. Had bad experience once with butcher masquerading as a beautician so have refrained from waxing since.

Madame Razz

maple wrote: »

In hysterics laughing here. Classic. Fleshlight? The mind boggles.:D

OT, trim and veet. Had bad experience once with butcher masquerading as a beautician so have refrained from waxing since.

I hate those masquerading beautician butchers also!!

Urban wax all the way, and I have found a little gem in Galway for when I've no time to get into the city centre when up in the big schmoke!!

Hot wax is usually a safe bet, if they're interested enough to offer hot wax they're interested enough to offer a proper waxing service.

Those butcher types are bloody scary!!! Had one VERY bad experience. She went at the strips with such vigour I could have sworn I was going to leave the salon minus part of my reproductive anatomy!!:eek: