What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars

Halfdog

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

TPD

I'd just be grateful that he didnt put a cement horses head on the pillow beside me while I was asleep.

Captain Darling

Give each head both barrels.

tman

Shake his hand, the classy bastard!

Xavi6

Ah OP, you're just jealous of the affluent. Isn't that right Ms. Appleby?

Guy:Incognito

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard?

Move to a different halting site?

mike65

Apply a strap to each head afix said straps to the tow-bar and drive away.

Mike.

Abi

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

Vandalise them nightly until they take them down. They sound vile.

ronbyrne2005

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

javaboy

Erect (quit sniggering down the back) a black cement castle and a black cementhorse of your own and a couple of days later take your castle and knock over one of his horses with it. Then leave your castle where his horse was.

Dave!

Compliment them probably

Abi

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

I like that :pac:

Cool_CM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah OP, you're just jealous of the affluent. Isn't that right Ms. Appleby?

Is she still here?

Dord

Ask him to move his halting site somewhere else.

mike65

Oppose the knights with a queen

Mike.

keen

Nothing, I think they look stupid but wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

There his pillars if he wants them to look tacky then let him.

Sherifu

Are they thoroughbred heads?

Big Knox

Take a **** on top of them, that should get the message across??

Big Dirty wet lad on the head gets the job done!!

Aisling(",)

attack them with neon spray paint in the middle of the night.
may aswell make them a nice colour if they're going to be there.

5starpool

And I thought I was a moany complaining bstard. Get on with your own life ffs. Unless they are 8 feet high and impeding either your access, view or light then why give a fck?

marco murphy

My neighbour has two cemet figures pulling a moony...
They're painted blue.

beautiation

Engrave "The master of the house" on one and "the lady of the house" on the other.

Jimbo

Replace them with real horses heads

Ruu_Old

Sherifu wrote: »

Are they thoroughbred heads?

Indeed. Wait until he sees you outside, throw a few bills at the foot of the pillar and start commentating on them. "And its 'By a nose' with two furlongs to go!.." etc.

chickenhawk

I'd go on the internet and start a thread titled 'What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars'.

FlutterinBantam

Holy shít!!!

I'd bone his eldest daughter because he obviously doesn't give s fcuk!!!

NotMe

chickenhawk wrote: »

I'd go on the internet and start a thread titled 'What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars'.

Hmm and then what would you do? Would you follow through with some of the crazy suggestions you would inevitably get?

Nevyn

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

Excellent suggestion.

Queen-Mise

Put the stuffed Shergar out on the front lawn. that would have to beat cement horses heads.

chickenhawk

NotMe wrote: »

Hmm and then what would you do? Would you follow through with some of the crazy suggestions you would inevitably get?

No. I'd hire a hitman from Las Vegas to poison him and his kids. I would set it up using my email account so no one could ever trace me. Foolproof plan.

chickenhawk

You should build two horses bodys (minus the heads) to the same scale of the horses heads. Then phone the police and tell them someone has stolen the heads off your horses.

Overheal

you have to paint them with Joker makeup and write "Why So Seheheherious?" on the driveway

forestfruits

move

Halfdog

jimbo78 wrote: »

Replace them with real horses heads

You have seen too much of the Godfather

Sherifu wrote: »

Are they thoroughbred heads?

I doubt it very much.

MarkR

I'd mind my own business.

AdMMM

What's the big deal? It's a concrete horse head! How could that possibly offend you? I could understand if he put up stuffed heads or something like that but this is laughable!

stevecrow74

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

classic..

or even better.. just paint the eyes with luminous paint


or get a plaque made up with "Shergar R.I.P" and place it under one of the heads :eek:

Dudess

I wouldn't do anything. It's their gate, nothing to do with you. Why do you even care?

Archeron

Using a mold, make life size copies of your willy (or someone else's if you don't have one) and affix them to the top of the horses to make them into unicorns.

I can understand your not liking boring old horses heads, but everyone likes unicorns.

FlutterinBantam

Dudess wrote: »

I wouldn't do anything. It's their gate, nothing to do with you. Why do you even care?

Sorry Dudess if I appear to be targeting your posts, but they are diametrically opposite to my point of view.

Of course they are the OP's business, someone chavs up the estate, with tasteless bling ,and it's not your concern???

C'mon ...spare me.

ejmaztec

I'd remove both heads and drop them onto the flashing lights and Bruges pissing boy copy attached to the tacky garden fountain that he had installed earlier.

I would then piss in the fountain.

Dudess

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Sorry Dudess if I appear to be targeting your posts, but they are diametrically opposite to my point of view.

Of course they are the OP's business, someone chavs up the estate, with tasteless bling ,and it's not your concern???

C'mon ...spare me.

But they're not on the OP's gate, they're on the neighbour's gate so it's none of the OP's business.

stevecrow74

Archeron wrote: »

Using a mold, make life size copies of your willy (or someone else's if you don't have one) and affix them to the top of the horses to make them into unicorns.

I can understand your not liking boring old horses heads, but everyone likes unicorns.

i think they would be more eunuchorns than unicorns:D
unless you do a mould of the complete package :eek:

baby_blu

javaboy wrote: »

Erect (quit sniggering down the back)

Sorry:P

AckwelFoley

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

The first thing id do is find out what a pillard is. Then when i realise its actually a pillar, i'd mind my own business because its got othing to do with me.

Thats what i do.

godspenis

heres what id do if i was you and my neighbours put cement horses heads on the pillars on the gates;

I'd walk up to him and be like 'hey neighbour, wah ya doin putting horses heads on your gates like that for?'

Then he'd probably be like 'Listen godspenis, these are my gates and i can do damn well whatever i want to these gates, if i wanted to strap a bucket load of purple dildos to the gates i would'

then i would say 'Dude, you couldnt do that because there are loads of kids playing around here and that would be lude'

Then he'd be all 'you wanna bet? where do you think id get a bucket of purple dildos? those damn kids, thats where id get them cos there all a bunch of sluts.'

Then id be like 'how dare you? My son is one of those kids'

then he'd probably inform me that my kid was the biggest slut of them all.

then id get really upset and get angry. Id probably stand up on the wall and shout at him real loud and say something like 'This man here is a pri*k and he called all the in the neighbourhood a bunch of dildo merchant sluts' and i'd rouse the community spirit and we'd use our collective powers of seduction to make him take off his pants and run around his garden shouting 'IM A STUPID GARDEN GNOME'

then afterwards he'd be super embarrassed for all he's done the previous day he'd begin to slowly hate those horses heads that have started this community angst towards him.

Then two weeks later id send him anonymous laters saying everyone hates him loads.

Then id keep ringing him and hang up

then id have his wife sexually.

then id send him texts from a phone id buy especially to annoy him calling him a horse and that his breath stank, then id send other texts pointing out that everyone still hates him loads.

Then id approach him again casually in the street and ask him would he reconsider taking those horses heads down from his gates.

then while he's considering all he's been true mentally over the revious 3 months id ask him if he still thought all the kids were sluts?

Then id ask him where he'd get his dildos and he'd be so embarrassed that he'd be forced to take them

Such is the power of the cmmunity spirit

Laura Appleby

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah OP, you're just jealous of the affluent. Isn't that right Ms. Appleby?

No that's totally wrong!!! It is a WC wanna be upper class thing to do things like have horses heads, its like complete tackorama! Its like those porters and doormen in Expensive hotels and they make up a posh accent just for the hotel but like serioulsy at the end of the day they just work there its not like they actually have money themselves or are from an affluent backround. having pictures of the pope is also one of the most WC tack decoration things I've ever seen also by the way

RoundyMooney

beautiation wrote: »

Engrave "The master of the house" on one and "the lady of the house" on the other.

Kudos. Best suggestion by a furlong.

They sound like the sort of people who ate sangwiches and tay, and listen to godawful plagiarised doo-dee-dee-doo-dee-dee country and western crap every sunday after mass.

I bet at least one of them drives a beat up 4x4, with no rear seats, which they use to bring the childer ta school in. Copious amounts of facial hair also.

The other goes out to work for a living driving tractors, and is called Paddeh.

Ilovebeard

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

Jesus whats wrong with you, mind your own business - you're obviously one of those annoying people who would call the guards on their neighbors over the lawnmower been too loud -

and what business is it of the councils - biggest overpayed unqualified waste of space, dont ever give them such recognition of authority

longshanks

Laura Appleby wrote: »

No that's totally wrong!!! It is a WC wanna be upper class thing to do things like have horses heads, its like complete tackorama! Its like those porters and doormen in Expensive hotels and they make up a posh accent just for the hotel but like serioulsy at the end of the day they just work there its not like they actually have money themselves or are from an affluent backround. having pictures of the pope is also one of the most WC tack decoration things I've ever seen also by the way

pointing out so called differences between so called classes is the real sign of poorly bread wannabe's. take a bow wannabe

skywalker_208

"next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them?"

I dont see the problem here - your neighbour put cement horses on their own pillars so whats the problem? Free country - their own property etc mind your own business