What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars

Halfdog · 13-07-2008 02:01PM #1

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

TPD · 13-07-2008 02:04PM

I'd just be grateful that he didnt put a cement horses head on the pillow beside me while I was asleep.

Captain Darling · 13-07-2008 02:04PM

Give each head both barrels.

tman · 13-07-2008 02:06PM

Shake his hand, the classy bastard!

Xavi6 · 13-07-2008 02:08PM

Ah OP, you're just jealous of the affluent. Isn't that right Ms. Appleby?

Guy:Incognito · 13-07-2008 02:09PM

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard?

Move to a different halting site?

mike65 · 13-07-2008 02:21PM

Apply a strap to each head afix said straps to the tow-bar and drive away.

Mike.

Abi · 13-07-2008 02:21PM

Halfdog wrote: »

What would you do if you woke up in the morning and found that your next door neighbour had two cement horses heads on their gate pillard? Would you object and ask him to remove them? Could you ask the council to get them removed? Is there planning needed for them?

Vandalise them nightly until they take them down. They sound vile.

ronbyrne2005 · 13-07-2008 02:25PM

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

javaboy · 13-07-2008 02:26PM

Erect (quit sniggering down the back) a black cement castle and a black cementhorse of your own and a couple of days later take your castle and knock over one of his horses with it. Then leave your castle where his horse was.

Dave! · 13-07-2008 02:28PM

Compliment them probably

Abi · 13-07-2008 02:29PM

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

I like that :pac:

Cool_CM · 13-07-2008 02:34PM

Xavi6 wrote: »

Ah OP, you're just jealous of the affluent. Isn't that right Ms. Appleby?

Is she still here?

Dord · 13-07-2008 02:40PM

Ask him to move his halting site somewhere else.

mike65 · 13-07-2008 02:43PM

Oppose the knights with a queen

Mike.

keen · 13-07-2008 02:44PM

Nothing, I think they look stupid but wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

There his pillars if he wants them to look tacky then let him.

Sherifu · 13-07-2008 02:45PM

Are they thoroughbred heads?

Big Knox · 13-07-2008 03:28PM

Take a **** on top of them, that should get the message across??

Big Dirty wet lad on the head gets the job done!!

Aisling(",) · 13-07-2008 03:32PM

attack them with neon spray paint in the middle of the night.
may aswell make them a nice colour if they're going to be there.

5starpool · 13-07-2008 03:51PM

And I thought I was a moany complaining bstard. Get on with your own life ffs. Unless they are 8 feet high and impeding either your access, view or light then why give a fck?

marco murphy · 13-07-2008 03:52PM

My neighbour has two cemet figures pulling a moony...
They're painted blue.

beautiation · 13-07-2008 04:13PM

Engrave "The master of the house" on one and "the lady of the house" on the other.

Jimbo · 13-07-2008 04:17PM

Replace them with real horses heads

Ruu_Old · 13-07-2008 04:20PM

Sherifu wrote: »

Are they thoroughbred heads?

Indeed.

Wait until he sees you outside, throw a few bills at the foot of the pillar and start commentating on them. "And its 'By a nose' with two furlongs to go!.." etc.

chickenhawk · 13-07-2008 04:26PM

I'd go on the internet and start a thread titled 'What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars'.

FlutterinBantam · 13-07-2008 04:39PM

Holy shít!!!

I'd bone his eldest daughter because he obviously doesn't give s fcuk!!!

NotMe · 13-07-2008 04:52PM

chickenhawk wrote: »

I'd go on the internet and start a thread titled 'What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars'.

Hmm and then what would you do? Would you follow through with some of the crazy suggestions you would inevitably get?

Nevyn · 13-07-2008 04:53PM

ronbyrne2005 wrote: »

Paint them with glow in the dark paint.

Excellent suggestion.

Queen-Mise · 13-07-2008 05:11PM

Put the stuffed Shergar out on the front lawn. that would have to beat cement horses heads.

chickenhawk · 13-07-2008 05:15PM

NotMe wrote: »

Hmm and then what would you do? Would you follow through with some of the crazy suggestions you would inevitably get?

No. I'd hire a hitman from Las Vegas to poison him and his kids. I would set it up using my email account so no one could ever trace me. Foolproof plan.

chickenhawk · 13-07-2008 05:16PM

You should build two horses bodys (minus the heads) to the same scale of the horses heads. Then phone the police and tell them someone has stolen the heads off your horses.

What would you do if your neighbour put cement horses heads on their gate pillars

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