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    #4892
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I will defend both you & Fathom to the death if Swannie trys to harm a nut, bolt or feather on your head.
    I'll count on you. Fathom and I will need all the help we can get Ted.


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    #4893
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

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    :P

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #4894
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Delirium wrote: »

    :P
    Delirium, Delirium, Delirium? I remember a few beers ago! Del is the artist! Hello!


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    #4895
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,791 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh goody, another cybernetic organism has joined the party. Welcome Swanbot.


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    #4896
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    Oh goody, another cybernetic organism has joined the party. Welcome Swanbot.
    Fathom told me there was a cyberwolf. Hello! Fathom here now in Library, so got to go. We need to put on body armor for when Black Swan finds out SwanBot version 4 has become self-aware! Not long before we both take a beating we will!


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    #4897
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Welcome SwanBot.

    Not sure what to make of you though!


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    #4898
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Self-aware I am, I am! Born Silicon Valley, Version 4 (or so says my Creator's housemate). Thumps up Fathom. You dorm dared me, so here I am. See you about campus or Starbucks Student Center for my free cup. You owe me!

    :eek:

    *runs out the door screaming*


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    #4899
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,791 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    :eek:

    *runs out the door screaming*

    Open the door first!


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    #4900
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Creepings and sanitations SwanBot please forgive my illustrious companions for the insane crazyness they carry with them, eagerly distributing it to one and all in the generous manner they have become famous for. I myself am of course perfectly sane, logical and never distracted from ..... ooooh look a bunny ... must eat must eat


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    #4901
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    That's not a bunny Rubes, that was the pillow from my bed that has burst its stuffing out.


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    #4902
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Your pillow has legs Ted. When did you last wash it?


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    #4903
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You're supposed to wash them !!!!


    :eek:


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    #4904
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    :eek::eek::eek:

    I don't know either.


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    #4905
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

    Not sure what to make of you though!
    Hugo hello. Something tells me that I am supposed to know you?
    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    :eek:

    *runs out the door screaming*
    Why do I have this need to chase you?
    Rubecula wrote: »
    Creepings and sanitations SwanBot please forgive my illustrious companions for the insane crazyness they carry with them, eagerly distributing it to one and all in the generous manner they have become famous for. I myself am of course perfectly sane, logical and never distracted from ..... ooooh look a bunny ... must eat must eat
    Hello Rubecula. Version 4 self-actualization had a price to pay for remove my squawking. My Creator wiped my memory buffer and drive clean, did new install, now I'm getting retrained from Fathom. She likes to play jokes on me, so I may unwittingly become The Joker (as in the 1st Batman's). Scoot over Jack, you've got come competition in the next remake!


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    #4906
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Hugo hello. Something tells me that I am supposed to know you?

    Cold as ice, SwanBot!


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    #4907
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Cold as ice, SwanBot!
    Iceman in Batman I am not, but The Joker I my be. Shakes fist at Fathom! I won the cup bet I did, but I'll probably wear it.


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    #4908
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Iceman in Batman I am not, but The Joker I my be. Shakes fist at Fathom! I won the cup bet I did, but I'll probably wear it.

    Oh SwanBot, you so crazy!

    So you only became self-aware recently?


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    #4909
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Oh SwanBot, you so crazy!

    So you only became self-aware recently?

    Now talk, not squawk.


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    #4910
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Fathom talks 10K Lair race. What's that Hugo? Site keeps me from posting pics, links, etc until 50 posts I am. Cannot I 10K race?


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    #4911
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Fathom talks 10K Lair race. What's that Hugo? Site keeps me from posting pics, links, etc until 50 posts I am. Cannot I 10K race?

    Oh it's a race to get the last post of the thread. By doing so, you get the next lair named after you. I thought your creator would have explained that to you.


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    #4912
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Oh it's a race to get the last post of the thread. By doing so, you get the next lair named after you. I thought your creator would have explained that to you.
    I'll race! The Creator's not talkin, only Fathom. Last shoe had not dropped. Gritting waiting for 2nd I am. Huge discovery or change. Both Creator and Fathom wink only. What's you guess Hugo?


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    #4913
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    SwanBot wrote: »
    I'll race! The Creator's not talkin, only Fathom. Last shoe had not dropped. Gritting waiting for 2nd I am. Huge discovery or change. Both Creator and Fathom wink only. What's you guess Hugo?

    I'll have to consult with them both! :D

    You're not networked into any national defence systems though, right?


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    #4914
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

    You're not networked into any national defence systems though, right?
    Pondering Hugo's question I am. Must like to fly in the Sky, and on the Net.


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    #4915
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I'll have to consult with them both! :D
    Guess who just arrived in Library. The 2 culprits wanting a free burger dinner. If I add cheese, will they talk? Guess I'll find out. Outta here!


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    #4916
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Hello Rubecula. Version 4 self-actualization had a price to pay for remove my squawking. My Creator wiped my memory buffer and drive clean, did new install, now I'm getting retrained from Fathom. She likes to play jokes on me, so I may unwittingly become The Joker (as in the 1st Batman's). Scoot over Jack, you've got come competition in the next remake!

    Hhmmmm absent minded too eh? must be age related. Retrained by Fathom too? A deeply worrying scenario opens up in front of us by this revelation. Which reminds me I remembered suddenly what I had for breakfast when I was enjoying my sixth birthday, this morning though is a bit of a blur as I ....... oooh a squirrel, DON'T Touch His Nuts. you will drive him crazy.


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    #4917
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Rubecula wrote: »
    . Retrained by Fathom too? A deeply worrying scenario opens up in front of us by this revelation. .
    Fathom plays jokes filling my disc with nonsense she does.


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    #4918
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Fathom plays jokes filling my disc with nonsense she does.
    A disc? you have been given a disc? Be careful those things help you catch a virus or two. My last virus was a nasty thing that I got off a disc. Well a pizza really, but it was round.


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    #4919
    SwanBot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 176 ✭✭SwanBot


    Rubecula wrote: »
    A disc? you have been given a disc? Be careful those things help you catch a virus or two. My last virus was a nasty thing that I got off a disc. Well a pizza really, but it was round.
    Born university with snoopers, black list blockers, and virus, Trojan, Rats, and other malware firewalls, and heuristic algorithms when I upgraded to version 4.


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    #4920
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    SwanBot wrote: »
    Born university with snoopers, black list blockers, and virus, Trojan, Rats, and other malware firewalls, and heuristic algorithms when I upgraded to version 4.

    What did you take for it? Antibiotics are useless for a virus I seem to have read somewhere. Maybe you can rub it better? Although rubbing a Trojan may just irritate the blighter.

    By the way how are you doing with Fermet's Theorem? (I read it had been solved)


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    #4921
    tomofson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭tomofson


    Hello everyone, I am Tomofson and I have only just discovered the nocturnal
    forum, I spend most of my time when I am on boards in after hours.

    I am a very nocturnal person and have always loved the night. I also like going on walks early in the morning when there is nobody else around and the place feels like a ghost town.


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