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Help me make up paedophile jokes about my friend who is dating a young girl....

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    #92
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    industria wrote: »
    Checklist..

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    Skittles

    Sorted!


    Just incase people missed it


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    #93
    Ron DMC
    Registered Users Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Dudess wrote: »
    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.
    Kinda, but they're sometimes a bit mad and immature.

    Some are damn hot. It's a catch-22.


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    #94
    [Deleted User]
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    Dudess wrote: »
    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.

    And just how, pray tell, would you know this, madam?


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    #95
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users Posts: 6,390 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    a friend of mine is 17 and her boyfriends 25 and when they started going out he used to get slagged over it all the time but once they got to know her they realised she's more mature then them.


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    #96
    Jack Sheehan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭Jack Sheehan


    Change the AutoCorrect on his microsoft word from Analysis to Anal Sex.


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    #97
    Kold
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    Dudess wrote: »
    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.

    A guy would want to sleep with an alluring young lady but to listen to their mindless chatter or horiffic mood swings? F*ck that.

    Maturity comes with age. 'Acting' mature is something altogether different and a lot of young girls can act quite convincingly. But then again, some guys really are that immature that they can connect intellectually with a girl who has barely lived life.


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    #98
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Dudess wrote: »
    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.

    im attracted to older women


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    #99
    beautiation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭beautiation


    Point out the baby changing rooms whenever you're going to the toilets and go "How come you guys get private jacks?"


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    #100
    brazilicious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 334 ✭✭brazilicious


    industria wrote: »
    checklist..

    Box
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    Skittles

    sorted!

    genius!


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    #101
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    snyper wrote: »
    Dudess wrote: »
    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.
    im attracted to older women
    Hey, wait a minute...


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    #102
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    snyper wrote: »
    im attracted to older women

    Me too. All my wimmens have been older than me.


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    #103
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Deleted User wrote: »
    And just how, pray tell, would you know this, madam?
    Because of the mandatory reaction here of "aw yeah, giggidy" etc whenever any guy mentions teenage girls in a sexual context.


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    #104
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    I know a paedophile joke thats so bad i'd be banned... unless amnesty is given to me then noone will see it.


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    #105
    Nevyn
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    Say that is cos he doesn't have the nerve to date a teenage boy but that there's not that much difference when he has her face down.


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    #106
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    DanGerMus wrote: »
    I know a paedophile joke thats so bad i'd be banned... unless amnesty is given to me then noone will see it.

    Wrong forum. This thread is not an excuse for free-for-all sick jokes list. Some of them were removed. Re-read the thread title and original post, and stick to that line. Joe Cool: Get the hint.


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    #107
    DanGerMus
    Registered Users Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    k karoma.

    Offer to babysit her if he wants a night away from the kid, that works on multiple levels and 'll p1ss him off big style.


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    #108
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    When he says "lads, seriously, this joke is getting old" say "yeah too bad X isn't!"




    I'm in the same situation, I'm 17, boyf is 21, absolutely nothing wrong with it, I'm happy, he's happy, that's all that matters.


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    #109
    challengemaster
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    :rolleyes:


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    #110
    Dudess
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    :confused:


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    #111
    Dudess
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    Kold wrote: »
    In fairness, I don't know why any man would ever want to be with a 17 year old anyway. Teen girls are without exception the most moronic creatures in existence.
    Kudos to you for saying that. It's one of those things a guy isn't supposed to say on After Hours - along with "meh, I'm not interested in porn".


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    #112
    Hitchhiker's Guide to...
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    Dudess wrote: »
    Kudos to you for saying that. It's one of those things a guy isn't supposed to say on After Hours - along with "meh, I'm not interested in porn".

    meh, i actually do find porn boring


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    #113
    Crumble Froo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,196 ✭✭✭Crumble Froo


    lol, i mentioned how my fella doesnt like porn at all, a while ago, and was consequently told by several people that he must be lying/hiding it/whatever... :rolleyes:


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    #114
    Kold
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    Roundtower2 wrote: »
    meh, i actually do find porn boring

    Due to certain laws, there aren't too many places that porn can go that isn't old by now..

    A mate told me that he heard of something called 'dumptrucking' a while back, neither of us know what it is but we theorised that it's probably some kind of faecal bukkake... Not man enough to google it just yet.


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    #115
    billy the squid
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    The story so far...

    My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!


    So we've been slagging him for a while, like how he will now have to go to bed early and get her up for school and how he'll have to babysit her on saturday nights etc., or crappy jokes like:

    "Why did Jimmy* have to go back to school? To pick up his girlfriend AAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    But we're kind of running dry...

    Ah, so when you don't get the girl you set out to damage someone elses character. jesus, what kind of country have we become.









    *fake name to protect identity of victim.[/QUOTE]


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