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Help me make up paedophile jokes about my friend who is dating a young girl....

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    #62
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    meh, when I was 26 I was dating an 18 year old.








    And it was effing great!


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    #63
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Meh slagging anyone for anything could be called immature. This is gold material and the OP is perfectly right to pounce.

    The lad on my team who did a 17 year old has been ripped to shreds at every training session since it happened, which is nearly a month ago. That's the way it goes.
    +1. Of course she could be mature for her age, but she's 17 and in school and he's 21 and towards the end of/finished college. That's fair game for a slagging.


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    #64
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    120_Minutes wrote: »
    meh, when I was 26 I was dating an 18 year old.

    And it was effing tight!
    Fixed.


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    #65
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,268 ✭✭✭Homer


    2-ShortDa5foot5 wrote: »

    Out of the car seat, onto my meat!

    Roffles! Must remember that one!


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    #66
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, how do you balance the slagging with the seemingly mandatory backslapping that goes with a guy getting a younger girl?


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    #67
    Quality
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    Ninja are you single?


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    #68
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, how do you balance the slagging with the seemingly mandatory backslapping that goes with a guy getting a younger girl?


    +1

    and also if a female was dating a younger guy would the same slagging rules apply??


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    #69
    Reku
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    kittensoft1984 wrote: »
    +1

    and also if a female was dating a younger guy would the same slagging rules apply??

    From girls I've known who did that the slagging/grief they got always seemed rather less playful and more "OMG, what are you doing with a younger lad?!", but then who does that really show to be immature but the people giving the grief.


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    #70
    kittensoft1984
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    that was my point.


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    #71
    [Deleted User]
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    farohar wrote: »
    Sounds a bit like jealousy IMO.:p

    On both Jemmy's and the OP's part, I'd bet.
    farohar wrote: »
    From girls I've known who did that the slagging/grief they got always seemed rather less playful and more "OMG, what are you doing with a younger lad?!", but then who does that really show to be immature but the people giving the grief.

    Well this sort of thing, while it might seem a lot harsher to you wimmin folk, is in fact playful skulduggery at worst. Nobody really means that he's a paedo, but it's only a piss-take.

    Anyway, the rules state that it's ok.......
    'half your age plus 7"

    So in this case....(21 divided by 2) + 7 = ~17


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    #72
    boardinwork
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    I think hes a horrible bastid to be with a girl that age. She really is very young:mad:


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    #73
    Cabaal
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    boardinwork wrote: »
    I think hes a horrible bastid to be with a girl that age. She really is very young:mad:

    get over it,
    :rolleyes:


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    #74
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Cabaal wrote: »
    get over it,
    :rolleyes:


    +1

    seriously shes not that young!! shes 17!!!


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    #75
    John Mason
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    cabaal wrote: »
    get Over It,
    :rolleyes:

    +2


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    #76
    Ron DMC
    Registered Users Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    I'm 22 and have been with girls as young as 18, there's nothing wrong with it.

    But slaggings are very much deserved by the OP, guys will slag anyone about anything:
    for going out with someone younger, for going out with someone older, for going out with someone the same age, for going out with another bloke, for not going out with another bloke. The list is endless.


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    #77
    AckwelFoley
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    boardinwork wrote: »
    I think hes a horrible bastid to be with a girl that age. She really is very young:mad:

    *facepalm*


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    #78
    Dudess
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    Ronny Mitchell wrote: »
    I'm 22 and have been with girls as young as 18
    There's barely any difference between 18 and 22. At least 18 is generally out of school though.

    Boardinwork, it depends on the situation. If the guy is just using the 17-year-old girl as something to show off to his mates, then he is an asshole. But you don't know the situation. He might have a lot of respect for her and view her as potential relationship material. And she might be very mature. In terms of maturity, there might be zero difference. Plus, ok there's the whole college v school thing, but 21 and 17 isn't exactly scandalous. If he was 31, then yes, that would be a bit sad. Although that's been known to happen and not necessarily a bad thing. So really, it depends on the individuals concerned.


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    #79
    Vex Willems
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    dudess wrote: »
    there's Barely Any Difference Between 18 And 22. At Least 18 Is Generally Out Of School Though.

    Boardinwork, It Depends On The Situation. If The Guy Is Just Using The 17-year-old Girl As Something To Show Off To His Mates, Then He Is An Asshole. But You Don't Know The Situation. He Might Have A Lot Of Respect For Her And View Her As Potential Relationship Material. And She Might Be Very Mature. In Terms Of Maturity, There Might Be Zero Difference. Plus, Ok There's The Whole College V School Thing, But 21 And 17 Isn't Exactly Scandalous. If He Was 31, Then Yes, That Would Be A Bit Sad. Although That's Been Known To Happen And Not Necessarily A Bad Thing. So Really, It Depends On The Individuals Concerned.

    Qft


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    #80
    Pighead
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    vex Willems wrote: »
    Qft
    Qft


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    #81
    seamus
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    You're all just jealous that he's porking a nubile little nymph.

    Admit it.


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    #82
    Kold
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    Are you jealous that im poking nubile-er still 4 year olds?


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    #83
    seamus
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    You *do* know what "nubile" means, right?


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    #84
    2-ShortDa5foot5
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    boardinwork wrote: »
    I think hes a horrible bastid to be with a girl that age. She really is very young:mad:

    Either jealousy or plain ignorance :rolleyes:


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    #85
    Kold
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    seamus wrote: »
    You *do* know what "nubile" means, right?

    Sexually mature.. and what of it?


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    #86
    thelordofcheese
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    Ninja_scrotum wrote: »
    The story so far...

    My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!


    So we've been slagging him for a while, like how he will now have to go to bed early and get her up for school and how he'll have to babysit her on saturday nights etc., or crappy jokes like:

    "Why did Jimmy* have to go back to school? To pick up his girlfriend AAHAHAHAHA!!!"

    But we're kind of running dry...

    Any ideas?







    *fake name to protect identity of victim.

    Just tell him he has the paedobear seal of approval.


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    #87
    Homer
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    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Just tell him he has the paedobear seal of approval.

    Checklist..

    Box
    String
    Stick
    Marker
    Skittles

    Sorted!


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    #88
    SV
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    irishbird wrote: »
    +2

    +3


    I dunno any jokes really..I had them all about me when I was with a 16 year old, kinda surpressed them. :o


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    #89
    Kold
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    In fairness, I don't know why any man would ever want to be with a 17 year old anyway. Teen girls are without exception the most moronic creatures in existence.


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    #90
    The Bollox
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    Kold wrote: »
    In fairness, I don't know why any man would ever want to be with a 17 year old anyway. Teen girls are without exception the most moronic creatures in existence.

    +1

    I have started looking to older wimmins (I am 22) because I find they are much better fun in all ways


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    #91
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    But... but.. of course a guy would want to be with a teenage girl! It's, like, "the thing" all guys are supposed to really want.


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