Help me make up paedophile jokes about my friend who is dating a young girl....

Ninja_scrotum

The story so far...

My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!


So we've been slagging him for a while, like how he will now have to go to bed early and get her up for school and how he'll have to babysit her on saturday nights etc., or crappy jokes like:

"Why did Jimmy* have to go back to school? To pick up his girlfriend AAHAHAHAHA!!!"

But we're kind of running dry...

Any ideas?







*fake name to protect identity of victim.

Sherifu

/points towards 'the forum'

Your friend.

Kimbot

She not even legal to drink yet!! ha ha!!

Been there before but not that bad a gap.

feylya

Doing a 17 year old?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhzOD1amluc

Kimbot

You could just call him Mr. Glitter!!

Ninja_scrotum

jonny24ie wrote: »

Been there before but not that bad a gap.

It would be a bit tight I'd say.

Kimbot

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

It would be a bit tight I'd say.

Aye it was indeed!!

The Bollox

I've a friend like that. he was 22 and going out with a 17 year old.

we made up a song for him to the tune of "Another Brick In The Wall"

b0bsquish

Why dont you take a seat,

Giblet

When he's sitting near ya.

"What's the difference between me, and a paedo?"
"About 5 feet"

Nightwish

I think its kinda mean! I started seeing my ex when he was in LC and I was in JC and he got a LOT of that sh!t.

Marcus.Aurelius

Risky stuff TBH, one robbing the cradle, one robbing the grave!

MagicMarker

Nightwish wrote: »

I think its kinda mean! I started seeing my ex when he was in LC and I was in JC and he got a LOT of that sh!t.

And so he should.

life_is_music

Hey jim - isn't the creche closing soon?? You better go pick her up!

Kiddy Fiddler

"You remind me of Cathal O Searcaigh"

"Why's that"

"because you're a ****ing paedophile"

flanum

school uniforms ftw!

*but not on actual "real" schoolgirl!

humbert

'Tis always the way, the summer holliers come along and the kiddy fiddlers come out to play. Just wait till sept and get a picture of him looking awkward with his arm around some kid in a school uniform.

Gran Hermano

Next time he's in the pub ask him how much of a pain is it to now each time
he fancies a night out to have to organise a babysitter - with the babysitter
minding his girlfriend.

Ask him what's his under 18 movie, ask him whether he's been to the cinema
on a date lately to watch whatever kids movie is out.

Ask him which kid-camp she's enrolled in for the summer school hols.

NaiveMelodies

set him up with this "vigilante group" they are on about in another thread!

Lockstep

He must be in hymen heaven.

Gran Hermano

kickoutthejams wrote: »

He must be in hymen heaven.

A bit like Pringles, once you pop you just can't stop.

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http://pix.sparky-s.ie/images/wgfjsv21eagnbexti36.png

slickmcvic

plemty of material on youtube

AckwelFoley

I dont know any pedophile jokes.

Pedophelia is a serious and sickening crime and should not be laughed at.

Gran Hermano

Tell everyone his girlfriend's name is Lolita and always refer to her in conversation as Lolita.

Introduce and refer to your mate as Charlie, Charlie Chester

Jemmy

My sisters 18 and her boyfriend is older than me!

Hes 25 :mad:

Im 23 and not a happy older sister!

So thanks ill use these next time hes over!

flanum

It is a bit bad 21 yr old lad 17 yr old girl, but recently a guy i know (i think he must be 30-32, a few years behind me at school he was) has started going out with a girl doing her leaving cert, yep uniform and all, to make matters worse, the mammy collects the daughter every evening from his flat. Neither of them are skangers or from skanger families, in fact they are both from what i would call middle class families. Im well disgusted, as are most my friends, and there hasnt even been a sly "well id hit it" joke amongst us!
isnt that borderline paedo?

AckwelFoley

I went out with a girl for 7 years.
when we were first together i was 22 she was 16.

I we broke up when she was 23.

I couldnt afford to be with her any more after the child benefit was cut off.

Black Swan

Wants to Brooke the Shield?

stink_fist

Um its legal, get a grip

JerryHandbag

If theres thatch on the roof, then you can walk thru the door

Seriously, its only a 4 year age gap, its hardly Michael Douglas territory!

chopperbyrne

stink_fist wrote: »

Um its legal, get a grip

No it's not legal.

It's an adult with a minor.

stink_fist

chopperbyrne wrote: »

No it's not legal.

It's an adult with a minor.

Whats the age of consent you sap :pac:

chopperbyrne

stink_fist wrote: »

Whats the age of consent you sap :pac:

Eighteen if one of the parties is eighteen or over.

stink_fist

Nope its 17 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Republic_of_Ireland

Pherekydes

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

The story so far...

My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!

I'm 48 and I don't have my leaving cert yet. Surely you don't need a leaving cert to have a relationship these days.

Mind you, my first wife didn't have her leaving either. Maybe that's what went wrong.

Tellox

chopperbyrne wrote: »

No it's not legal.

It's an adult with a minor.

The age of consent is 17.

Anyway, was in the situation myself a while back - me being 20, her being 17. One of the lads in work found it HILARIOUS to rearrange the keys on my keyboard to read "Children".. to be fair, it was pretty funny.

But he's still a wanker

AckwelFoley

Tellox wrote: »

The age of consent is 17.

Anyway, was in the situation myself a while back - me being 20, her being 17. One of the lads in work found it HILARIOUS to rearrange the keys on my keyboard to read "Children".. to be fair, it was pretty funny.

That guy is now my friend. That is funny

lol "children"

TomCo

You should get one of thems low profile keyboards, I have that apple one.
No one can rearrange my keys to insinuate paedophilia.

orestes

Sure, your "friend"



Pervert

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

wasn't there a few episodes of Friends about something like this? Think Ross was dating one of his students. Watch E4 between 5pm and 6pm for further advice on relevant humour (or maybe not)

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

Slow coach wrote: »

I'm 48 and I don't have my leaving cert yet.

hmmm ... didn't read this in your application to be mod of the maths forum

PlayGirl

tellox wrote: »

the Age Of Consent Is 17.

Anyway, Was In The Situation Myself A While Back - Me Being 20, Her Being 17. One Of The Lads In Work Found It Hilarious To Rearrange The Keys On My Keyboard To Read "children".. To Be Fair, It Was Pretty Funny.

But He's Still A Wanker

:d:d

AckwelFoley

orestes wrote: »

Sure, your "friend"



Pervert

those in glass houses... :pac:

AckwelFoley

gandhi123 wrote: »

once theres a bit of grass on the pitch, play way.. if not go play in the mud!! Once shes old enuf to pull them up, shes old enuf to pull them down!! im goin to hell, arent i?

no, not hell..

Jail id imagine

xOxSinéadxOx

Roundtower2 wrote: »

wasn't there a few episodes of Friends about something like this? Think Ross was dating one of his students. Watch E4 between 5pm and 6pm for further advice on relevant humour (or maybe not)

i like that one! hehe

Ross_Mahon

I have a friend that was meeting someone pretty young, we always made fun of him.

"Hey gavin! leave them kids alone" like Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall

We would always make references to Michael Jackson, call him 'Jacko' and all.

civis_liberalis

stink_fist wrote: »

Nope its 17 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Republic_of_Ireland

Did yee see what was written under it? Crikey

Republic of Kosovo

The age of consent in Kosovo is 14, regardless of sexual orientation and/or gender.

Xavi6

*Looks up flights to Kosovo*

A lad on my team hooked up with a schoolgirl there the other week. She stayed in his, had a shag etc then rang her mum first thing in the morning to come pick her up! The little skank!

Mind you, the streets can be dangerous for a pre-teen.....

AckwelFoley

Xavi6 wrote: »

*Looks up flights to Kosovo*

A lad on my team hooked up with a schoolgirl there the other week. She stayed in his, had a shag etc then rang her mum first thing in the morning to come pick her up! The little skank!

Mind you, the streets can be dangerous for a pre-teen.....

its just not the same when its legal

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Crumble Froo

ah, chill out, the lorra yis :pac:

it's not that huge an age difference, there's nothing wrong with it... nothing wrong with a bit of a slaggin, of course, that's what mates are for, really, nada wrong with it.

Plug

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

The story so far...

My mate is 21, his new girlfriend is 17 and in 5th year, doesn't even have her fcuking leaving cert yet!!!


So we've been slagging him for a while, like how he will now have to go to bed early and get her up for school and how he'll have to babysit her on saturday nights etc., or crappy jokes like:

"Why did Jimmy* have to go back to school? To pick up his girlfriend AAHAHAHAHA!!!"

But we're kind of running dry...

Any ideas?







*fake name to protect identity of victim.

whats the best thing about riding a 17 year girl?
turn her around and it can be a 17 year old boy!