Never Ending Story

Sherifu

The end.

carchaeologist

Joe fritzls cellar was the only place that survived the holocaust mainly due to its 8 doors of protection..

longshanks

aye, survive the holocaust it did. but not the brazillion megaton bomb that
exploded, wiping out everything ever. the end

randylonghorn

of the universe was narrowly averted by the fact that the Brazilians are much better at dancing salsa and cultivating their nuts (often at the same time) than at manufacturing bombs.

Additionally, Challengemaster's wet suit absorbed much of the residual blast.

It was used to doing that ...

carchaeologist

thats why it was a "wet" suit..

kerash

in an unexpected twist, carchaeologist became wheezy and couldn't stop sneezing, as he struggled to breathe Randylonghorn and longshanks, wondered how long this would continue because it was becoming very annoying. As their co-hort suffered, random-chatbox knew this episode resulted from something more sinister, a force to be reckoned with walked amongst them, in time this curious conspirator would be revealed....

randylonghorn

and would probably advise carchaeologist not to try to breathe Randy and longshanks at the same time ... >_>

kerash

randylonghorn wrote: »

and would probably advise carchaeologist not to try to breathe Randy and longshanks at the same time ... >_>

pmsl:D misplaced commas ftw,,,... Ahem,

and so the story of Randylongshanks

Hermy

went on and on and on and the end of the world kept coming but never actually arrived thanks to the anthropic principle. In the mean time the Spice Girls decided to reunite and apropos of this all the universes agreed that enough really was enough and the never ending story died a thousand deaths.

kerash

it succeeded however in becoming quite a successful film franchise

Hermy

and all the humanoids were raging cause they were already dead and made no money. Ha-ha-ha! In the mean time petrol attacked diesel for the seventh time but this time diesel won hands down and boy but did the pigeons rejoice!

carchaeologist

Seems now the pigeons are the almighty rulers of whats left of the universe and all existance,though maybe they were always in charge....

randylonghorn

... which would certainly explain why life tends to regularly sh1t on you from a height ...

Sea Sharp

with life being another word for buckets of sh1t being thrown out of high windows and....

Black Swan

...being transformed by the political spin masters into something good for those being dumped upon. Which in turn was ethnographically observed by principal field investigator randylonghorn in an EPA grant-funded study, who later elevated the pigeon droppings by conceptualizing them at a higher education level.

Meanwhile, Hermy, who had decided to pursue graduate studies at TCN University, was looking for a research topic for his Piled-Higher-and-Deeper degree, discovering randylonghorn's pigeon dropping conceptualization with glee! Kerash, his TCNU academic advisor, leaped for joy, seeing the publish or perish potential that dropped from above, especially if the paper had been first used in the bird's cage to collect them.

GaNjaHaN, while sipping a java at a local coffeehouse, and humming a Spice Girl's tune, overheard a discussion between randylonghorn, Hermy, and kerash at the next table. They were contemplating the potential of the pigeon topic that just dropped into their laps. This prompted GaNjaHaN to proclaim to them...

Hermy

that the pigeon was actually a cuckoo in the skies!

Black Swan

...delivering a message to challengemaster that randylonghorn had been seen dancing with kerash at the Big Tree in Dub on student night. This upset challengemaster, cause he had a secret crush on kerash and was now jealous of randylonghorn. The next time challengemaster ran into randylonghorn in Galway, he grabbed randy and...

cHaTbOx

"please ,please let me have her " .Randylonghorn looked at CM and let out an evil laugh .He then pulled his face off.To Challengemasters suprise ,it was Kerash. She was still laughing but did not look like she angry.She then said.....

Black Swan

"Silly CM!" laughed kerash. "You obviously have not heard of the many faces of Eve? No? Just ask chatbox for the library citation!" This made chatbox uncomfortable with all the attention, causing chatbox to say...

randylonghorn

"My boxers have ridden up again!

They keep doing that, it's very uncomfortable!

Oh, and by the way, when I feel uncomfortable or under pressure, I tend to blurt out the first thing that comes into my head."

He looked slightly embarrassed while surreptitiously attempting to free his trapped underwear. Challengemaster was going to offer to help, but then he noticed B!ue and kerash slipping discreetly off down towards the beach together ...

cHaTbOx

Challengemaster ran after them but randylonghorn spotted CM stopped him."Where's Kerash?She has created 10,000 clones of me" randy said."That's terrible"said CM ,"where are they gonna find enough nature magazines for all their animal fetishes".Randy looked embarrassed and said "how d..d..did you know?"."I always knew man,Random Chatbox is always blurting sh*te out and he said you had a thing for cuckoos and it just clicked "explained CM.Randy hesitated but then he asked him never to tell anybody,Cm agreed .Random Chatbox finally got his boxers out his a** "Ouch,ouch thats worse than Randylonghorn suprises me with butt secks."Random spotted CM and Randy in the distance.they were spying on Kerash and Blue and then suddenly...

randylonghorn

Random squealed as Takola crept up behind him and gave him a violent wedgie for repeatedly adulterating her nick name.

"Damnit! I'm just bloody leaving them there this time!" he squeaked. "Saves everyone a lot of trouble!"

Realising that the lads were spying on B!ue and kerash, Takola got up on her high horse (well, actually it was one she had borrowed from T-Rigger earlier) and nagged at them until they left.

When she was sure they were gone, she went down to join B!ue and Kerash, unbuttoning her blouse as she walked.

What she didn't realise was that the path she had chased the lads off on looped around and decanted them back on to the beach agian, if anything with an even better view of the women ...

Black Swan

...who were sunbathing on the beach in such a way as to not get tan lines. After getting enough rays, they made the necessary adjustments, and went the path away from the beach, only to run into a male horde of peeps commanded by none other than His Supreme Brightness randy-the-longhorn. When busted peeping, randylonghorn, challengemaster, and random chatbox quickly formed a circle, joined hands, and sat facing each other, with eyes closed, hummmmming a hummmmm, to their Cuckoo Lord above. While walking by the hummers, kerash kicked sand on them, which was cause for the three lads to stop humming and act if the sand was water, washing themselves with it. While chatbox was assisting randylonghorn with a sandy back scrub, CM was...

randylonghorn

... wondering if it had really been a good idea to introduce the concepts of male circle activities (or indeed male hummers) to this story, which had hitherto appeared to be travelling in a far more interesting, albeit somewhat parallel, direction.

In the end, however, he just shrugged his shoulders.

"Fark it!" he thought, and reached out ...

Ghost Train

... to pet a dog that was flying by. The dog barked at Randylonghorn and gave him an evil look. The dog then continued down the path in the direction B!ue and Ke-rash had just headed.

Randylonghorn started to walk after the flying dog, but found that the faster he tried to walk after the dog the faster he was moving backwards. Eventually he bumped into The-Rigger while walking forwards backwards. Turning to the rigger he realised what he had done and there was a awkward silence. Randy then looked down to realise that he was handcuffed to the-rigger.

A ghostly figure of challangmaster then appeared briefly with the distint echo of laughter. Random chatbox then came galloping down the path on a small horse and kicked Randy square in the face and knocked him dazed on to the ground

Randy opened his eyes to find he was lying on the bedroom floor and had just been dreaming, he yawned and picked himself up....

Black Swan

...stumbled over to his bed and started tossing the blankets and sheets looking for eolhc, but that must of been a randylonghorn dream too!

Randy flipped open his mobile and called challengemaster, waking him up grumbling. "You have any idea what time it is randy? It isn't even noon yet!" CM mumbles something else about pulling an all nighter on the Nocturnal Forum, but randy misinterprets what CM said.

"You were doing what all night CM?" snickering.

Just then randy gets beeped by his mobile call waiting feature. "Huh?" randy utters into the phone.

"Do you have a one-liner that would work on kerash?" dolanbaker says sheepishly. randylonghorn smiles and says...

Hermy

"Yes!"

kerash

It was a little know fact that Hermy succeeded Randylonghorn as the Cadbury's milk tray man. Having gone through hell and high water to surreptitiously deliver a box of Milk Tray chocolates to a woman, the pair had a mutual respect. Sitting in the darkness, twitching with excitement....

Hermy

kerash eagerly awaited the arrival of said choclates.

randylonghorn

which were, as their name implies, late.

In the bushes, having finished mutually respecting one another, the two delivery men were watching with interest as kerash twitched more and more. Twitching women were their stock-in-trade!

"Isn't a pizza more normal than chocolate, though, dude?," muttered Hermy.

"Pfft! We can cope without the cheesy pizza, but we need the cheesy music," said Randy "You can't have 2 delivery guys and a twitching woman without cheesy music. It's just not done!"

Hermy looked around in perplexity, then suddenly a wide grin spread across his face ...