Never Ending Story

kerash

As a new month began, neglected threads re-emerged

carchaeologist

from the distant past, willing the inhabitants of the cuckoos nest to post more jibberish in the vain hope of finding closure to this rambling story,alas it was not to be

Black Swan

...thanks to carchaeologist, who stopped in their quest to find missing mummies and rediscovered this thread. Don't let the seductive bandage wrap fool you, cause hidden within is something HOT!

This thread came back to life for a moment in time, just like the rare appearance of clown bag, and metaphorically limping by other more frequent but ancient TCN posters as randylonghorn (Don't mistake randy for a mummy, even if he is not keeping up with the latest fashions and is a little threadbare!).

The Never Ending Story continues...

"What?" proclaimed ruu in surprise. "The-Rigger is proposing a tax on boards sig pics, other than his mad professor one? Now he's gone too far!" Ruu takes a deep breath, listens to lift music, counts to ten, feeds his cat, doing anything trying to restrain his special super mod finger from pushing the red coloured "ban" button next to The Rig's name.

In the mean time, kerash checks out dolanbaker's profile, wondering if he would be a good candidate for...

randylonghorn

... administering the spanking that Ms. La Goon so richly deserved.

She also considered challengemaster, but decided against on the grounds that his parents might be annoyed at having him once again reduced to a gibbering sex-crazed lunatic (though quite how they knew the difference from his normal state she wasn't certain.)

In the end kerash decided that she herself would be the best person to administer punishment, and she announced that the other Nesters would be permitted to bear witness in the hope that it would have a salutary effect on their morals and behaviour ...

Black Swan

...At the last minute randylonghorn volunteered to take the spanking on behalf of Bad B!ue, claiming that it was the knightly thing to do. But all the Nesters knew the real reason why randy took her place. He enjoyed being the object of a grand paddle.

After the first few WHACKS! administered by kerash, with tears in his eyes randylonghorn proclaimed...

Hermy

his love for...

Jesus Wept

Hermy

Yes, sadly it seems that randy had an unhealthy obsession with vacumn cleaners.

carchaeologist

no matter,as little henry always sucked well, and never complained no matter what he put up his nose..

Black Swan

...and if Little Henry failed (Heaven forbid!), he came with a limited warranty that randylonghorn might try to claim. But we all know that Little Henry abuse was not covered! So as an alternative, randy would...

Hermy

phone Joe Duffy...

carchaeologist

to complain to the nation about little henrys suction problem,but the company that built him stood firm and wouldnt give in to his demands,so a very angry randy....

edgesgirl

turned his attentions to...

Jesus Wept

Welcome to the nest Edgesgirl

kerash

said The-Rigger, rubbing his hands in glee.... in the meantime Hermy could hardly see straight, due to spending too much time

longshanks

drinking turpentine. he could no longer see, and prolonged ipod, glue and heroin abuse meant he could no longer taste, feel or hear. he slumped blankly, empty

Hermy

bottles surrounded him. Then he woke up in his palace and thanked Allah that it was all a dream.

cHaTbOx

He looked in the mirror and said ''Damn you look like a god'.......................shame it's buddah'.then he picked up a stone and threw it against the wardrobe.''why did i do that?'' he asked himself.He pulled himself up against the wardrobe and what did he find but a 1950s porn collection.

longshanks

so he pulled himself again. up against the wardrobe. and once more to prove to himself he still could

carchaeologist

do it,alas he was not able to finish off, so deeply depressed he went down stairs with the enormous porno collection and rang the buy n sell crowd thinking,"at least i will make a few quid out of this whole sorry episode",but as he picked up the phone there was a loud crash and in through the window came...

Hermy

a dead cuckoo.

longshanks

strapped to the dead birds back was a trillion megaton bomb. it expoded, reducing the whole planet to ash. the end

Hermy

of the world for now but there were still many worlds still to be discovered and the Targs would not rest until they had annihilated each and every last one of them. In the meantime Hermy climbed inside the wardrobe and fell asleep.

longshanks

inside the wardrobe was an antimatter, black hole creating device. hermy slept, and in doing so drooled on said device. it short circuited and exploded, obliterating all the planets and universes and creating hoooj black hole which eventually sucked everything in existence inside itself before collapsing and destroying itself. nothing was left. the end

carchaeologist

of existance-is that really possible said a ghostly voice from the ether,if existance has really ended how come im still talking like this from nowhere,"whats going on!,where the hell am i!,how come my voice is so loud!!!!"the ghostly voice shouted

cHaTbOx

from the universe but then it formed anther black hole where everything destroyed kept on reappearing .In this new universe ,whenever longshanks using his wit in the neverending story and said the end a 1000 dead cuckoos violated him..

carchaeologist

with the force of a trillion megaton bomb!!

cHaTbOx

He enjoyed it so much he kept saying 'the end,the end,the end'.
After that many universes apeared and as soon as one was destroyed ,ten appeared.

longshanks

but due to rapid reproduction they were highly unstable. they blew up. an explosion which was so powerful it destroyed existence. past, present, future, theoretical, the lot. fin

carchaeologist

I bet Stephen hawking would contradict that....