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  • Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭Solarball10


    So who saw last night's episode?

    Bradley's party looked fab! Having the routlette there was a stroke of genius.

    LOVED Stacey's catsuit, she looked great! But then she goes and spoils it all by kissing Callum.. :( (who by the way, is a skinny, not-very-attractive thing) WHY?!

    Lol @ Bianca asking Christian about being gay and when he knew and stuff...Whitney isn't actually gay, is she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭Tupins


    The party looked great alright but I must say I wasn't mad about Stacey's cat suit - perhaps if she smiled once in a while she might look nice.

    Why oh why did she kiss Callum??? It's so stupid after all they went through to get back together - it's a bit far fetched (although it is a soap i suppose...)

    I doubt Whitney will turn out to be gay though. And does Bianca know that Sonia is/was gay? Her being her sister - she never mentioned it last night!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭laurak265


    medeame wrote: »
    Is anyone left in 'da square' who is not a widow or widower, or son, daughter, mother, father of a dead person.

    Ian's wife Cindy = dead
    Ian's mum/phils ex cathy = dead
    sharons love denis = dead
    sharons love tom = dead
    dawn's jayce = dead
    peggy/pat's frank = dead
    Dirty den = dead twice!
    Angie, sharons mum = dead
    Pete beal, ian's dad = dead
    Pauline = dead
    Arfffur = dead
    Mark fowler = dead
    Ali & sandy's baby = dead
    the scottish geezer, ages ago = dead
    nigel's wife, clairs mum = dead
    charlie, dotts ex = dead
    phil's ex, ben's toturer = dead
    Jamie, sonya's 1st love = dead
    Sonya's babies adoptive parents = dead
    is nick cotton supposed 2 b dead?

    Prob loads more i have missed. If i remember the first ever episode was about someone dead.

    No wonder they call it 'east END ers'

    Ya misses Tiffeney!!!!!! Grants wife! Run over by frank butcher!
    Ya missed Barry kicked off a cliff by Janine
    Ya missed Laura..Ians other wife falling down the stairs
    Angie, Dirty dens wife died too!
    Saskia Duncan killed by steve owen in the club
    Did steve owen die in a fire?
    Mad May was blown up
    Didn't nasty trevor die too?
    Ooh Roy evans - Heart attack!
    God almightly - Depressing altogether!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    hey ya, well done on all other deaths i misse, did get angie tho, but put sharons mum instead of dirty dens wife.

    what with all that and the rain, think i may jump of that cliff ya man jumped off in fair (awful) city.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭duridian


    Kevin Wicks dead! (in the most stupid circumstances, in a dodgy motor)
    Andy Hunter dead! (chucked off a bridge)
    Harry Slater dead! (Kat's abusive uncle, Zoe's biological father, which gives us what is definitely the strangest interpersonal relationship in soap. Kat, whom Zoe believed to be her sister while growing up, turned out to be not only her mother but also her cousin!)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    Kevin wigs dead ya, but is Bianca's dad David wicks dead too? i know simon wicks, nutty stevens dad is supposed to be in new zealand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭duridian


    medeame wrote: »
    is nick cotton supposed 2 b dead?

    Not dead, meant to be still alive in prison apparently.
    medeame wrote: »
    Kevin wigs dead ya, but is Bianca's dad David wicks dead too? i know simon wicks, nutty stevens dad is supposed to be in new zealand.
    I think the storyline of David Wicks was that he went to Italy, but the BBC site gives his current location as New Zealand (same as Wicksy), so presumably David is meant to be still alive.

    Johnny Allen dead! (heart attack in prison after argument with Sean Slater about Ruby)
    Danny Moon dead! (shot dead by his brother Jake, albeit inadvertently)
    Joe Macer dead! (Pauline Fowler's last husband, fell from an upstairs window onto a stall)
    Paul Trueman dead! (killed by Andy Hunter's gangsters for snitching)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    duridian wrote: »
    Not dead, meant to be still alive in prison apparently.


    I think the storyline of David Wicks was that he went to Italy, but the BBC site gives his current location as New Zealand (same as Wicksy), so presumably David is meant to be still alive.

    Johnny Allen dead! (heart attack in prison after argument with Sean Slater about Ruby)
    Danny Moon dead! (shot dead by his brother Jake, albeit inadvertently)
    Joe Macer dead! (Pauline Fowler's last husband, fell from an upstairs window onto a stall)
    Paul Trueman dead! (killed by Andy Hunter's gangsters for snitching)[/QUO

    aa and just rememerd Nana Moon & sending kat and alfie to do a list of things she never got to do, where is spencer moon by the way?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    Re all those deaths;

    Ian Beal trying to start am empire, property, cafe, fruit stall, fish n chip shop.
    He should have went into undertaking, he would have been minted by now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭Alice1


    medeame wrote: »
    Re all those deaths;

    Ian Beal trying to start am empire, property, cafe, fruit stall, fish n chip shop.
    He should have went into undertaking, he would have been minted by now.


    PML :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Dot mercy killing Ethel.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,535 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Overall Global Life Expectancies:

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    Walford- 36.2


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭duridian


    medeame wrote: »
    ... where is spencer moon by the way?

    According to the Beeb, he is staying with his second cousin, Maxwell Moon.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/characters_cast/characters/character_spencer_m.shtml
    He's someone I suspect will probably return at some point in the future, "in his own right". Spencer prior to now was really more like an accessory to the character of Alfie, arriving at the same time. So when Alfie left, Spencer did too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    Dot mercy killing Ethel.


    wow, how we miss dat one, well done sharpshooter, u live up to your name :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Is Jake Moon dead too?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    Dots Grandson Ashley Cotton... Dead...
    think he died in a motorbike accident or something if I remember correctly

    wellard... awww


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Is honey dead or what happened there? I've missed it for a while and don't have a clue whats going on now!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    LolaDub wrote: »
    Is honey dead or what happened there? I've missed it for a while and don't have a clue whats going on now!


    Na she left in the back of a black cab there about 2 weeks ago... got sick of Billys lying and took the kids with her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    jobucks wrote: »
    Na she left in the back of a black cab there about 2 weeks ago... got sick of Billys lying and took the kids with her.


    Wha!!!!!!!!! More detail needed!!!!!!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    LolaDub wrote: »
    Wha!!!!!!!!! More detail needed!!!!!!!!

    when she found out that Billy was lying about the job with Jase, then found out that Billy didn't help Jase just hid in the shower while Jase was killed, then found out that Billy had taken the money for the Job from Jase's van after he was killed, then he told honey he'd get rid of the money and was going to burn it, she told him not to, to give it to charity, then she found out that he had lied again when she found more of the money at home hidden under the bed... straw that broke the camels back :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    jase is dead?????? my god i've really missed a lot, is there a catch up site somewhere!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    u could probably get them on www.youtube.com I'd say
    or there may be catchups on www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders

    Ya Jase died the night before he was supposed to get married to Dawn:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭LolaDub


    Ah janey harsh! What happened to his kid? Was jake moon killed off?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 801 ✭✭✭jobucks


    dunno bout Jake moon, not sure if he was ever killed off... just kinda missing.. will probably turn up at some stage and marry a Branning or something:)

    Not sure whats happened to Jases kid either, think Dawn wanted to look after him but he was having none of it cos he blames her for his death... last I remember was Jay contacting the social services and putting himself into care... not sure what happened since then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭medeame


    LolaDub wrote: »
    Ah janey harsh! What happened to his kid? Was jake moon killed off?

    Hate to admit i know whats going on :eek: Jayce child in care, could have gone to Dawn, but he was too mad with her, blamed her expensive tastes on his dad being killed etc.
    Think Jonny Allen had Jake moon killed, when Sean Slater first arrived and went to see him in prison (jonny allen) and as Jonny allen had heart attack on phone cos sean antagonised him, his last words were Jake, think he wanted protection for his daughter ruby from sean, but think his hit gang thought he meant, kill jake.

    Hope that helps.
    Phew, i gota lay down now :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭genie_us


    Bijoux wrote: »
    Oooo an Eastenders thread......fabulous!!!


    I wonder is Max actually going to try and kill Jack?
    Should be interesting....

    I heard that Max tries to kill Tanya?


  • Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭genie_us


    medeame wrote: »
    Who is the actress playing Sussie as Phil's bit of stuff and a long lost sister of more brennans.

    She is like a young Susan Penthalagen, if anyone remembers a series called 'bouquet of barbed wire' then you will know who i mean and remember here sicky slippery style of acting, pouting and flirting.

    This woman only speaks in sentences of 4 syllables at a time it seems, and has to sound breathy as Marilyn Munroe, she slithers as she speaks like a snake on valium, oozing what i think she thinks is sex appeal, sound and looks more like Jessica Rabbit on a flat hair day, with each husky penetrating deliberate slowness - like someone reading from an auto que.

    You agree or is it just me that wonders if she knows she is only in 'enders' and not trying out for badly dubbed porn?

    A major ham if i ever saw one.

    I agree - this woman wrecks my head!


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