Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

AckwelFoley

You've had enough with life.

Time to move on.

Which would be your mode of doing it?

Death by buttsekz is the Atari Jaguar alternative

Wertz

None of the above that's for sure.
I couldn't physically drown myself, and all the other options involve the risk of being discovered midway and ending up; 1) looking like a tit and 2) possible vegetative state or similar brain damage.

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method...or some proper quick acting poison.

slipss

Would have to go for the OD, I mean the others all sound like a lot of work and fairly uncomfortable. If I was going to do it I can't think of a better way than taking a handfull of good quality e, waiting a couple of hours untill your flying high then mainline some pure heroin, if your going go why not go with a big silly grin on your face.

AckwelFoley

Wertz wrote: »

None of the above that's for sure.
I couldn't physically drown myself, and all the other options involve the risk of being discovered midway and ending up; 1) looking like a tit and 2) possible vegetative state or similar brain damage.

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method...or some proper quick acting poison.

I know of 1 person that fcuked up that shotgun method.


Took him a week to die.

Holsten

Overdose, obiviously.. no pain!

No way in hell I'd take drowning... worst way to go I think.

And Hanging... gruesome... OD all the way!

Doctor DooM

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

AckwelFoley

Personally i would choose hanging.

I had the rifle at one stage rammed in my mouth..

The pain of chipping one of my teeth with the barrell distracted me long enough until my sister interrupted

DEmeant0r

SDooM wrote: »

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

Well you're giving buttsecks to a married woman and her husband comes home to find you having buttsecks with his wife so he takes his shotgun and shoots you point blank.

GhostInTheRuins

Are you giving the buttsekz to a chick or guy, or getting it from a guy/chick with strap on?. These are important informationz.

I'd have to take the overdose option though. It's the obvious choice.

Cokehead Mother

There's something very romantic about drowning oneself in the middle of the ocean and never being found.

Doctor DooM

SDooM wrote: »

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Are you giving the buttsekz to a chick or guy, or getting it from a guy/chick with strap on?. These are important informationz.

I'd have to take the overdose option though. It's the obvious choice.

In before jesus!

AckwelFoley

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

There's something very romantic about drowning oneself in the middle of the ocean and never being found.

And having yer dangler eaten by deh fishes.

GhostInTheRuins

SDooM wrote: »

In before jesus!

Jesus went into more detail though

mikemac

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

It's fast and will work 100% of the time. Sure you'll be practically cut in two.

Yes, I know it will traumatize the driver and delay hundreds of passengers but this is AH and the OP is just looking for methods.

Wertz

slipss wrote: »

Would have to go for the OD, I mean the others all sound like a lot of work and fairly uncomfortable. If I was going to do it I can't think of a better way than taking a handfull of good quality e, waiting a couple of hours untill your flying high then mainline some pure heroin, if your going go why not go with a big silly grin on your face.

What? ...and give the Irish media something else to crow about in their war on drugs? F*ck that...cyanide all the way.

snyper wrote: »

I know of 1 person that fcuked up that shotgun method.


Took him a week to die.

Strange, I was going to include a bit in that other post that it's nearly fool proof. Obviously not. Recoil or misfire or what?

micmclo wrote: »

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

It's fast and will work 100% of the time. Sure you'll be practically cut in two.

Yes, I know it will traumatize the driver and delay hundreds of passengers but this is AH and the OP is just looking for methods.

I couldn't do that on a train driver. It's the ultimately sefish act, pushing the blame for death on to someone with no control over it happening but who gets to watch anyway.
Grow some balls and top yourself by your own hand (hyothetically speaking)...

AckwelFoley

Strange, I was going to include a bit in that other post that it's nearly fool proof. Obviously not. Recoil or misfire or what?

Neither.


Angleed wrong.


Blew off jaw and nose.

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

Me auld fella is a train driver.

He drove over one of those guys.

Real mess.

He did leave a note, apologising to the driver.

dad didnt mind.. he got a few days off work.

Had to attend a judical enquirey a few months later as is standard... met the parents..

GhostInTheRuins

Wertz wrote: »

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method

This is what happens when you mess it up.

Aisling(",)

I'd o.d on sleeping pills but cant see myself ever getting to a point when id see that as an alternative

Wertz

Yeah f*ck that. Luckily suicide isn't in my to-do list...

dsmythy

A professional hangman would make your hanging clean and quick.

D-Generate

Immolation, the real classy way to go!

FunkZ

I went for the drowning, though I'd rather death by giving some fine ass southsider bird butt seckz!

thelordofcheese

for some reasonm i thought this thread was going to be about Heath Ledger.

But anyway, i'd like to take alot of sleeping pills on the ledge of a tall building, when i fall asleep i'll pitch off the ledge and *splat*, or if i don't i'll never wake up. Win/Win i reckon.

6th

In a car with some good tunes playing, lenght of tube .....













...... and an angry gerbil.

Baudelaire

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

Black Swan

I could keep rereading these posts until I died of boredom.

Jesus Wept

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Well you're giving buttsecks to a married woman and her husband comes home to find you having buttsecks with his wife so he takes his shotgun and shoots you point blank.

I think the coroner would record the cause of death as:

'Fatal shootgun wound'

as opposed too:

'Fatal buttsekz'.

I may stand corrected though.

Cokehead Mother

Baudelaire wrote: »

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

I think you may have missed the point.

In an ideal world I'd gas myself with nitrous oxide.
But if it ever actually came down to it, I'd stage a bad crash and keep my fingers crossed.

The Walsho

I heard that when you drown your last few seconds of life are bliss, something to do with the oxygen being cut off or something...
I'd still go with the ODing though.

Kold

I'd overdose with laxatives and when they started to kick off slit my wrists. I'd do it in a boarded up room filled with animal entrails in the middle of a busy city.

Imagine the clean up. Hah. F*ck you, world.

ztoical

Baudelaire wrote: »

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex?

I give you the case of one Kenneth Pinyan who died of acute peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion

Wibbs

dsmythy wrote: »

A professional hangman would make your hanging clean and quick.

Read an interesting book on the subject of executions and judicial long drop hanging seems to be medically the best way of current methods. Then again although it's apparently quick who knows if unconsciousness is instant or how long that drop actually feels? I suspect it's quick though.

Short hanging by strangulation/asphyxiation would be painful though.

The guillotine appears quick but some French doctor did experiments with the head of guy in the seconds after the blade came down and found that his eyes responded to his name being called by opneing the lids and looking at the good doctor for (AFAIR)20 odd seconds after it left his body. 20 seconds of hell knowing and waiting for death. Creeeeepy.

Drowning because of hypoxia would probably be quite peaceful once you let go. Rapture of the deep and all that.

Overdose would be too risky for side effects before you finally kicked the bucket. Unless a big overdose of intravenous barbiturates like putting a dog to sleep. That would work.

Butt sex if using a hot poker or "objects" would kill you by shock or bloodloss or infection. Nasty.

The way too many die is often much worse than the choices above(with the notable exception of buttsex). That's a euthanasia debate for humanities mind.

Morbid thread this.:D

ciano1

Or if you dont mind the pain theres always....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbBsPnoFjg

AckwelFoley

Baudelaire wrote: »

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

Read the opening post again Jackass before spouting your mouth off.

What an assclown.

AckwelFoley

Wibbs wrote: »

Read an interesting book on the subject of executions and judicial long drop hanging seems to be medically the best way of current methods. Then again although it's apparently quick who knows if unconsciousness is instant or how long that drop actually feels? I suspect it's quick though.

Short hanging by strangulation/asphyxiation would be painful though.

Yes. The pros use a "hangmans knot" that snaps the neck killing quicker.

Nevyn

Absinthe enema.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/210573_sherry03ww.html

Woman accused of giving husband lethal sherry enema

By RICHARD STEWART
HOUSTON CHRONICLE

HOUSTON -- Investigators say a woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.

The enema caused his blood alcohol level to soar to 0.47 percent -- almost six times the legal intoxication limit in Texas, a toxicology report showed.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death on May 21.

Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism but couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson, Texas, police detective Robert Turner. The enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

"I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.

Turner said police think Warner gave her husband at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema.

"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Turner said police don't know if the victim had ever become intoxicated in that manner before the lethal incident.

Tammy Warner told police that she found her husband dead in their bed. Turner said she admitted giving him the sherry enema, but not to causing his death.

"A person drinking alcohol will usually pass out before getting a lethal dose," Turner said.

"But if you're getting it through an enema, you can pass out and still be ingesting more alcohol."

Tammy Warner surrendered to Lake Jackson police Monday and was released on $30,000 bond. She could not be reached for comment Wednesday.

Neither Turner nor Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne would comment on the charge related to the will.

The indictment said providing Michael Warner with alcohol and destroying the will constituted a "criminal episode."

Although Michael Warner may have agreed initially to the enema as a way to become intoxicated, Yenne said, "he was not a willing participant in something that would cause his death."

"He knew that it was very dangerous for him to have any form of alcohol and she knew it was very dangerous for him to have alcohol," Yenne said.

The couple's neighbors said they were surprised Wednesday to learn of the indictment.

John Criswell, 24, said the widow had mostly been away from the modest brown frame house at the end of the street since her husband died.

"She said she was scared to stay there by herself alone," Criswell said. "She said she'd been having trouble with his family."

The couple had been married about two years, police said.

"She asked me to keep an eye on the place," Criswell said. He said he last saw her about three weeks ago.

AckwelFoley

Somone just googled "death by buttsekz"

Baudelaire

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

I think you may have missed the point.

There was a point?

snyper wrote: »

Read the opening post again Jackass before spouting your mouth off.

What an assclown.

Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.

Cokehead Mother

Baudelaire wrote: »

Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.

You opened that rant about personal insults and attacking posters with "Kiss my ass".

Jesus, just STFU.

Baudelaire

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

You opened that rant about personal insults and attacking posters with "Kiss my ass".

Jesus, just STFU.

But "Kiss my ass" is neither an attack or an insult, it's a suggestion just like you saying "STFU" is a suggestion.

AckwelFoley

If you are still a member by march, i'll swallow my own face.

Pics or STFU.

Karoma

Baudelaire wrote: »

Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.

Report the post in future.

The two of you can STFU.

The Real B-man

Get outta your face on drugs might aswell enjoy it i suppose..

AckwelFoley

Im not sure "enjoy" would be the word!

Endasaurus

Aisling(",) wrote: »

I'd o.d on sleeping pills but cant see myself ever getting to a point when id see that as an alternative

Studies show women are much more like likely to use the sleeping pills/slitting wrists methods to do the deed and men are a lot more likely to pick fast-acting, 100% effective methods like jumping off a skyscraper or shot to the head instead. Dunno what that says about the way either sex's mind works but its interesting that this thread seems to support it, at least for the most case....


I'd drown but in doing so save a childs life and have a million wailing chicks at my funeral sobbing because I was such a hero in life and they never realised it on time :eek:


The other ones would just have people going "what a tragic waste of a person" hahahaha

aidan24326

The only sure way is a powerful gun to the head and blow your brains out. Messy but very quick. OD'ing on paracetamol is not a good idea. Those who survive it are usually left with a fubarred liver on top of their other problems.

I voted for buttsekz, as I wouldn't fancy the other options. Hanging could be a slow and painful way to go unless done properly. The long drop as done by pro hangmen was designed to break the neck at I think it's the 3rd vertebra, forcing it into the brainstem and causing rapid loss of consciousness and death soon after. Not easy to do it correctly though (not that I'm planning to or anything!)

Terry

Thaedydal wrote: »

Absinthe enema.


http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/210573_sherry03ww.html

That's messed up.

I remember kids banging up cider back in the 80's.
Lots of them messed it up by leaving bubbles in the needle.
As for the OD method, I tried it and just ended up wasted for three days.

Next time the car crash method will work.

Dord

Death by snoo snoo?

Sparky

Hanging can be instant if done properly.
If you were to OD on pills properly, I heard mixing them one after another while drinking milk is good??

Btw, where is the "throw yourself out a window from a height option"??