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Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,788 ✭✭✭ztoical


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex?

    I give you the case of one Kenneth Pinyan who died of acute peritonitis after submitting to anal intercourse with a stallion


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    dsmythy wrote: »
    A professional hangman would make your hanging clean and quick.
    Read an interesting book on the subject of executions and judicial long drop hanging seems to be medically the best way of current methods. Then again although it's apparently quick who knows if unconsciousness is instant or how long that drop actually feels? I suspect it's quick though.

    Short hanging by strangulation/asphyxiation would be painful though.

    The guillotine appears quick but some French doctor did experiments with the head of guy in the seconds after the blade came down and found that his eyes responded to his name being called by opneing the lids and looking at the good doctor for (AFAIR)20 odd seconds after it left his body. 20 seconds of hell knowing and waiting for death. Creeeeepy.

    Drowning because of hypoxia would probably be quite peaceful once you let go. Rapture of the deep and all that.

    Overdose would be too risky for side effects before you finally kicked the bucket. Unless a big overdose of intravenous barbiturates like putting a dog to sleep. That would work.

    Butt sex if using a hot poker or "objects" would kill you by shock or bloodloss or infection. Nasty.

    The way too many die is often much worse than the choices above(with the notable exception of buttsex). That's a euthanasia debate for humanities mind.

    Morbid thread this.:D

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,157 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Or if you dont mind the pain theres always....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrbBsPnoFjg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

    Read the opening post again Jackass before spouting your mouth off.

    What an assclown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Read an interesting book on the subject of executions and judicial long drop hanging seems to be medically the best way of current methods. Then again although it's apparently quick who knows if unconsciousness is instant or how long that drop actually feels? I suspect it's quick though.

    Short hanging by strangulation/asphyxiation would be painful though.

    Yes. The pros use a "hangmans knot" that snaps the neck killing quicker.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,043 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Absinthe enema.


    http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/210573_sherry03ww.html
    Woman accused of giving husband lethal sherry enema

    By RICHARD STEWART
    HOUSTON CHRONICLE

    HOUSTON -- Investigators say a woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.

    The enema caused his blood alcohol level to soar to 0.47 percent -- almost six times the legal intoxication limit in Texas, a toxicology report showed.

    Tammy Jean Warner, 42, was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide. She is also charged with burning the will of her husband, Michael Warner, a month before his death on May 21.

    Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism but couldn't ingest alcohol by mouth because of painful medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson, Texas, police detective Robert Turner. The enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.

    "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," Turner said.

    Turner said police think Warner gave her husband at least two large bottles of sherry, which is stronger than wine, in the enema.

    "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said, "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

    Turner said police don't know if the victim had ever become intoxicated in that manner before the lethal incident.

    Tammy Warner told police that she found her husband dead in their bed. Turner said she admitted giving him the sherry enema, but not to causing his death.

    "A person drinking alcohol will usually pass out before getting a lethal dose," Turner said.

    "But if you're getting it through an enema, you can pass out and still be ingesting more alcohol."

    Tammy Warner surrendered to Lake Jackson police Monday and was released on $30,000 bond. She could not be reached for comment Wednesday.

    Neither Turner nor Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne would comment on the charge related to the will.

    The indictment said providing Michael Warner with alcohol and destroying the will constituted a "criminal episode."

    Although Michael Warner may have agreed initially to the enema as a way to become intoxicated, Yenne said, "he was not a willing participant in something that would cause his death."

    "He knew that it was very dangerous for him to have any form of alcohol and she knew it was very dangerous for him to have alcohol," Yenne said.

    The couple's neighbors said they were surprised Wednesday to learn of the indictment.

    John Criswell, 24, said the widow had mostly been away from the modest brown frame house at the end of the street since her husband died.

    "She said she was scared to stay there by herself alone," Criswell said. "She said she'd been having trouble with his family."

    The couple had been married about two years, police said.

    "She asked me to keep an eye on the place," Criswell said. He said he last saw her about three weeks ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Somone just googled "death by buttsekz" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    I think you may have missed the point.

    There was a point?
    snyper wrote: »
    Read the opening post again Jackass before spouting your mouth off.

    What an assclown.

    Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Cokehead Mother


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.

    You opened that rant about personal insults and attacking posters with "Kiss my ass".

    Jesus, just STFU. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭Baudelaire


    You opened that rant about personal insults and attacking posters with "Kiss my ass".

    Jesus, just STFU. :confused:


    But "Kiss my ass" is neither an attack or an insult, it's a suggestion just like you saying "STFU" is a suggestion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    If you are still a member by march, i'll swallow my own face.


  • Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pics or STFU.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Baudelaire wrote: »
    Kiss my ass, what happened to attack the post and not the poster? by those rules I just got called a "jackass" and "assclown" which I would assume is attacking the poster since short of quoting my post all you did was throw 2 personal insults, snyper if you've nothing sensible to add other than childish insults the shut the fcuk up.
    Report the post in future.

    The two of you can STFU.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,751 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Real B-man


    Get outta your face on drugs might aswell enjoy it i suppose..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Im not sure "enjoy" would be the word! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Endasaurus


    I'd o.d on sleeping pills but cant see myself ever getting to a point when id see that as an alternative



    Studies show women are much more like likely to use the sleeping pills/slitting wrists methods to do the deed and men are a lot more likely to pick fast-acting, 100% effective methods like jumping off a skyscraper or shot to the head instead. Dunno what that says about the way either sex's mind works but its interesting that this thread seems to support it, at least for the most case....


    I'd drown but in doing so save a childs life and have a million wailing chicks at my funeral sobbing because I was such a hero in life and they never realised it on time :eek:


    The other ones would just have people going "what a tragic waste of a person" hahahaha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,925 ✭✭✭aidan24326


    The only sure way is a powerful gun to the head and blow your brains out. Messy but very quick. OD'ing on paracetamol is not a good idea. Those who survive it are usually left with a fubarred liver on top of their other problems.

    I voted for buttsekz, as I wouldn't fancy the other options. Hanging could be a slow and painful way to go unless done properly. The long drop as done by pro hangmen was designed to break the neck at I think it's the 3rd vertebra, forcing it into the brainstem and causing rapid loss of consciousness and death soon after. Not easy to do it correctly though (not that I'm planning to or anything!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    That's messed up.

    I remember kids banging up cider back in the 80's.
    Lots of them messed it up by leaving bubbles in the needle.
    As for the OD method, I tried it and just ended up wasted for three days.

    Next time the car crash method will work. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,815 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Death by snoo snoo? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Hanging can be instant if done properly.
    If you were to OD on pills properly, I heard mixing them one after another while drinking milk is good??

    Btw, where is the "throw yourself out a window from a height option"??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭The guy


    Spankeh wrote: »
    Hanging can be instant if done properly.
    If you were to OD on pills properly, I heard mixing them one after another while drinking milk is good??

    Btw, where is the "throw yourself out a window from a height option"??

    Overdosing on certain drugs can cause painful liver failure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Joe Robot wrote: »
    Death by snoo snoo? :D

    The Katie French method?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 694 ✭✭✭Tragamin2k2


    everyone pictures overdose being a terrible death where you bleed through your eyes ears and nose, get sick a few times and then wait for your heart to explode.....what about a laughing gas overdose? best death ever if you ask me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Btw, where is the "throw yourself out a window from a height option"??

    Sisters best friend did it when she was 18..

    She will be spending the rest of her life in a wheelchair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    snyper wrote: »
    Sisters best friend did it when she was 18..

    She will be spending the rest of her life in a wheelchair.
    thats cos theres no tall buildings in this country. do yourselves a favor and build something thats a good killing height.

    Not to poke fun at the situation but cmon - Im sure sure the friend is thinking the same thing about now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    No, i think iv decided that a half bottle of vodka and a hanging is the way to do it.

    I even know the spot where.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    drug overdose - long term alcohol poisoning over the next 60 - 70 years

    can't remember the name but it was on the Fraiser show where some actress did the whole lying on the bed naked with flowers surrounding her so there would be a beautiful scene the next morning. she got up to go to the toiled because she felt sick and that's how they found her dead down in a bowl full of vomit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    A 40 year old neighbour hung himself a few weeks back.
    Sad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Mr.S wrote: »
    if you take loads of sleepingpills, do you just not wake up? or what?

    Ask Heath ledger.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 OrlaBarry


    Snyper, you are make a strong case for Athlone.

    That is all.


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