Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

AckwelFoley · 27-01-2008 02:43PM #1

You've had enough with life.

Time to move on.

Which would be your mode of doing it?

Death by buttsekz is the Atari Jaguar alternative

Wertz · 27-01-2008 02:56PM

None of the above that's for sure.
I couldn't physically drown myself, and all the other options involve the risk of being discovered midway and ending up; 1) looking like a tit and 2) possible vegetative state or similar brain damage.

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method...or some proper quick acting poison.

slipss · 27-01-2008 02:57PM

Would have to go for the OD, I mean the others all sound like a lot of work and fairly uncomfortable. If I was going to do it I can't think of a better way than taking a handfull of good quality e, waiting a couple of hours untill your flying high then mainline some pure heroin, if your going go why not go with a big silly grin on your face.

AckwelFoley · 27-01-2008 03:00PM

Wertz wrote: »

None of the above that's for sure.
I couldn't physically drown myself, and all the other options involve the risk of being discovered midway and ending up; 1) looking like a tit and 2) possible vegetative state or similar brain damage.

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method...or some proper quick acting poison.

I know of 1 person that fcuked up that shotgun method.

Took him a week to die.

Holsten · 27-01-2008 03:02PM

Overdose, obiviously.. no pain!

No way in hell I'd take drowning... worst way to go I think.

And Hanging... gruesome... OD all the way!

Doctor DooM · 27-01-2008 03:04PM

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

AckwelFoley · 27-01-2008 03:07PM

Personally i would choose hanging.

I had the rifle at one stage rammed in my mouth..

The pain of chipping one of my teeth with the barrell distracted me long enough until my sister interrupted

DEmeant0r · 27-01-2008 03:12PM

SDooM wrote: »

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

Well you're giving buttsecks to a married woman and her husband comes home to find you having buttsecks with his wife so he takes his shotgun and shoots you point blank.

GhostInTheRuins · 27-01-2008 03:12PM

Are you giving the buttsekz to a chick or guy, or getting it from a guy/chick with strap on?. These are important informationz.

I'd have to take the overdose option though. It's the obvious choice.

Cokehead Mother · 27-01-2008 03:15PM

There's something very romantic about drowning oneself in the middle of the ocean and never being found.

Doctor DooM · 27-01-2008 03:17PM

SDooM wrote: »

Which end of the buttseks? with a male or female?

Honestly, if you're going to start a pole, give us some proper options.

D.T. Jesus wrote: »

Are you giving the buttsekz to a chick or guy, or getting it from a guy/chick with strap on?. These are important informationz.

I'd have to take the overdose option though. It's the obvious choice.

In before jesus!

AckwelFoley · 27-01-2008 03:18PM

Cokehead Mother wrote: »

There's something very romantic about drowning oneself in the middle of the ocean and never being found.

And having yer dangler eaten by deh fishes.

GhostInTheRuins · 27-01-2008 03:20PM

SDooM wrote: »

In before jesus!

Jesus went into more detail though

mikemac · 27-01-2008 03:25PM

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

It's fast and will work 100% of the time. Sure you'll be practically cut in two.

Yes, I know it will traumatize the driver and delay hundreds of passengers but this is AH and the OP is just looking for methods.

Wertz · 27-01-2008 03:32PM

slipss wrote: »

Would have to go for the OD, I mean the others all sound like a lot of work and fairly uncomfortable. If I was going to do it I can't think of a better way than taking a handfull of good quality e, waiting a couple of hours untill your flying high then mainline some pure heroin, if your going go why not go with a big silly grin on your face.

What? ...and give the Irish media something else to crow about in their war on drugs? F*ck that...cyanide all the way.

snyper wrote: »

I know of 1 person that fcuked up that shotgun method.

Took him a week to die.

Strange, I was going to include a bit in that other post that it's nearly fool proof. Obviously not. Recoil or misfire or what?

micmclo wrote: »

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

It's fast and will work 100% of the time. Sure you'll be practically cut in two.

Yes, I know it will traumatize the driver and delay hundreds of passengers but this is AH and the OP is just looking for methods.

I couldn't do that on a train driver. It's the ultimately sefish act, pushing the blame for death on to someone with no control over it happening but who gets to watch anyway.
Grow some balls and top yourself by your own hand (hyothetically speaking)...

AckwelFoley · 27-01-2008 03:40PM

Strange, I was going to include a bit in that other post that it's nearly fool proof. Obviously not. Recoil or misfire or what?

Neither.

Angleed wrong.

Blew off jaw and nose.

The best and fastest way imo is jump on a track, lie down and let Irish Rail do it for you.

Me auld fella is a train driver.

He drove over one of those guys.

Real mess.

He did leave a note, apologising to the driver.

dad didnt mind.. he got a few days off work.

Had to attend a judical enquirey a few months later as is standard... met the parents..

GhostInTheRuins · 27-01-2008 03:48PM

Wertz wrote: »

I'd have to go for the shotgun to the chin method

This is what happens when you mess it up.

Aisling(",) · 27-01-2008 04:05PM

I'd o.d on sleeping pills but cant see myself ever getting to a point when id see that as an alternative

Wertz · 27-01-2008 04:06PM

Yeah f*ck that. Luckily suicide isn't in my to-do list...

dsmythy · 27-01-2008 04:11PM

A professional hangman would make your hanging clean and quick.

D-Generate · 27-01-2008 05:26PM

Immolation, the real classy way to go!

FunkZ · 27-01-2008 05:37PM

I went for the drowning, though I'd rather death by giving some fine ass southsider bird butt seckz!

thelordofcheese · 27-01-2008 06:09PM

for some reasonm i thought this thread was going to be about Heath Ledger.

But anyway, i'd like to take alot of sleeping pills on the ledge of a tall building, when i fall asleep i'll pitch off the ledge and *splat*, or if i don't i'll never wake up. Win/Win i reckon.

6th · 27-01-2008 07:09PM

In a car with some good tunes playing, lenght of tube .....

...... and an angry gerbil.

Baudelaire · 27-01-2008 07:23PM

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

27-01-2008 07:25PM

I could keep rereading these posts until I died of boredom.

Jesus Wept · 27-01-2008 07:25PM

DEmeant0r wrote: »

Well you're giving buttsecks to a married woman and her husband comes home to find you having buttsecks with his wife so he takes his shotgun and shoots you point blank.

I think the coroner would record the cause of death as:

'Fatal shootgun wound'

as opposed too:

'Fatal buttsekz'.

I may stand corrected though.

Cokehead Mother · 27-01-2008 07:34PM

Baudelaire wrote: »

Other than the obvious (H.I.V) how can you die from anal sex? You can't be fcuked to death unless an elephant (or as you like to call her "Yore Ma") gets a bit amorous and even H.I.V. is controlable now-a-days, what a stupid fcuking option, what a stupid fcuking question, what are you, a prepubesent 13 year old that thought adding that option would make you a legend? you see only a sexually insecure male would add that option just to get all the "I'd rather drown than be fcuked up the ass to death" insecure males to respond too :rolleyes:

I think you may have missed the point.

27-01-2008 07:42PM

In an ideal world I'd gas myself with nitrous oxide.
But if it ever actually came down to it, I'd stage a bad crash and keep my fingers crossed.

The Walsho · 27-01-2008 07:44PM

I heard that when you drown your last few seconds of life are bliss, something to do with the oxygen being cut off or something...
I'd still go with the ODing though.

Kold · 27-01-2008 07:47PM

I'd overdose with laxatives and when they started to kick off slit my wrists. I'd do it in a boarded up room filled with animal entrails in the middle of a busy city.

Imagine the clean up. Hah. F*ck you, world.

Hanging, drowning, overdose or death by buttsekz?

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